how do I make a deal with the devil? if he makes my oneitis come back to me, I’ll submit my life to him, he can do as he wishes with my soul

[delonisliterallyme]

any guides or rituals for this?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Idk tbf but I never really understood how that works.


Like, if you turn to christianity, and repent, literally everything will be forgiven to you. I've seen one christian guy talk about how stalin and hitler could've ended up in heaven if they just turned to christ before their deaths.


So if you just live a good life and then at the last moment you switch up, would you sill go to the heaven? Sounds like an infinite good time glitch