How do i make my derm give me accutane?

[mewzilla]

Before i start with the details, no i wont dose it myself. I know theres information online, and I've educated myself about iso and topical tretinoin, but my parents would unironically send me to the psych ward for drinking "pills" without their information. (They would let me pin shit tho, weird right?)
Now about the issue at hand. derms want money and long, slow treatments. i want to be loveable and not spend a fortune on 20 topical creams that take four months to remove 1 pimple, make my skin glow, give me eczema and create seven hundred new ones. PLEASE help me out here. this derm im at is actually pretty not-retarded in comparison with the rest and isnt a little bitch. What do i say to guarantee i get accutane?

 

[GoErOnFoids]

Before i start with the details, no i wont dose it myself. I know theres information online, and I've educated myself about iso and topical tretinoin, but my parents would unironically send me to the psych ward for drinking "pills" without their information. (They would let me pin shit tho, weird right?)
Now about the issue at hand. derms want money and long, slow treatments. i want to be loveable and not spend a fortune on 20 topical creams that take four months to remove 1 pimple, make my skin glow, give me eczema and create seven hundred new ones. PLEASE help me out here. this derm im at is actually pretty not-retarded in comparison with the rest and isnt a little bitch. What do i say to guarantee i get accutane?

I just bought it from india after fuckass jews gave me tretinoin gel instead of accutane

 

[saff]

how do you even get caught taking accutane, skill issue shits easy to hide

 

[mewzilla]

how do you even get caught taking accutane, skill issue shits easy to hide

nigga i could be on meth they wouldnt realise but theyre scared of fucking vitamins bro

 

[gmeow]

my nigga just order it, fuck waiting for bloodwork etc

 

[mewzilla]

my nigga just order it, fuck waiting for bloodwork etc

i already have an apt with my derm, it would be cheap and faster to get it through her i think.

 

[saff]

nigga i could be on meth they wouldnt realise but theyre scared of fucking vitamins bro

have you never hid anything before? its really not that hard

 

[gmeow]

i already have an apt with my derm, it would be cheap and faster to get it through her i think.

its pretty fucking cheap on indiamart idk how insurance + co pay etc works, but im pretty sure you will have to get bloodwork before

 

[mewzilla]

have you never hid anything before? its really not that hard

i have, they js rummage thru my shit. a small pill case would be easy to hide though. i'll go the china route if my derm doesnt approve, but she probably will

 

[YVL]

Before i start with the details, no i wont dose it myself. I know theres information online, and I've educated myself about iso and topical tretinoin, but my parents would unironically send me to the psych ward for drinking "pills" without their information. (They would let me pin shit tho, weird right?)
Now about the issue at hand. derms want money and long, slow treatments. i want to be loveable and not spend a fortune on 20 topical creams that take four months to remove 1 pimple, make my skin glow, give me eczema and create seven hundred new ones. PLEASE help me out here. this derm im at is actually pretty not-retarded in comparison with the rest and isnt a little bitch. What do i say to guarantee i get accutane?

I went to a dermatologist and he said I should've been on Accutane ages ago. got it prescribed, 7 months later my skin is just scarred a bit, however no new acne