How do I make my parents die faster?

[n9wiff]

I need all their assets

Like how? They are pieces of shits anyways

 

[ey88]

Gun

 

[n9wiff]

Gun

Legal ways, if I get their assets I am set for life easily. Not as in enough to get by, like legit luxuriously set for life.

 

[ey88]

Legal ways, if I get their assets I am set for life easily. Not as in enough to get by, like legit luxuriously set for life.

Domoic acid

 

[thereallegend]

Family is everything.

You are the anti Christ.

 

[lifeless]

Thankfully my parents had me late in life.
So i'll inherit there assets in my early 30's.. Maybe late 20's

 

[Frame is Law]

This is why I can never delete this forum too funny,how can you write this with a serious face?

 

[134applesauce456]

hello sir i am a officer for the US federal bureau of investigation , may I speak with you??

 

[bananabrick]

they're more useful to me alive imo. I'd be dead and penniless in a year having that money in my addiction, at my age.

 

[Mace1]

after everything they have done for you, imagine them reading this knowing it came from you

 

[ey88]

Thankfully my parents had me late in life.
So i'll inherit there assets in my early 30's.. Maybe late 20's

But it’s bad for your development

 

[n9wiff]

Thankfully my parents had me late in life.
So i'll inherit there assets in my early 30's.. Maybe late 20's

Ideal tbh

Family is everything.

You are the anti Christ.

It's better to be alone than with people that continously try to bring you down to their level

This is why I can never delete this forum too funny,how can you write this with a serious face?

Legit thread, I'm not joking

I don't want to work when I get older

they're more useful to me alive imo. I'd be dead and penniless in a year having that money in my addiction, at my age.

My parents are trying to send me to a psychiatric ward again so I literally just want then gone from my fucking life

after everything they have done for you, imagine them reading this knowing it came from you

We argue a lot, they know exactly how I feel about them.

My relatives know how abusive they are too so they send me money so that I can sustain for myself

 

[Frame is Law]

Ideal tbh


It's better to be alone than with people that continously try to bring you down to their level


Legit thread, I'm not joking

I don't want to work when I get older




My parents are trying to send me to a psychiatric ward again so I literally just want then gone from my fucking life


We argue a lot, they know exactly how I feel about them.

My relatives know how abusive they are too so they send me money so that I can sustain for myself

If they died out of nowhere with your history of going to the ward they would probably do every type of test to the bodies ngl…even if you did it slowly somehow I feel like it would be traceable

 

[n9wiff]

If they died out of nowhere with your history of going to the ward they would probably do every test in the bodies ngl…even if you did it slowly somehow I feel like it would be traceable

I'm not resourceful enough to get away with murder

Fortunately they are legit stereotypical low IQ dindu shitheads. They do most of the work for me.

Every year they get admitted to the hospital because they eat like shit, live like shit and have shit in their brains

My dad is getting admitted next week for potential stomach ulcers

I've been feeding them some destructive medical advice and they actually take it with no grain of salt lol

 

[kebinGarnett]

But it’s bad for your development

How true is this?

 

[Frame is Law]

I'm not resourceful enough to get away with murder

Fortunately they are legit stereotypical low IQ dindu shitheads. They do most of the work for me.

Every year they get admitted to the hospital because they eat like shit, live like shit and have shit in their brains

My dad is getting admitted next week for potential stomach ulcers

I've been feeding them some destructive medical advice and they actually take it with no grain of salt lol

Like what I was saying was if you tried to poison them slow or fast which is the only way to have any impact on there lifespan,it might get detected from a blood test,if them fucks rot in a nursing home for 10 years that could be a real problem lol

 

[ey88]

How true is this?

Idk I’m just using my intuition

 

[n9wiff]

How true is this?

Idk I’m just using my intuition

It's very true, the hormonal profile of the mother has a lot of effect on the offspring, and said profile will always be more likely to be less than ideal if mother is older.

Older the mom is has also been linked to the baby having more birth defects

 

[thereallegend]

It's better to be alone than with people that continously try to bring you down to their level

Struggle is worth it because they're family.

 

[Methylphenidate]

I'm not resourceful enough to get away with murder

Fortunately they are legit stereotypical low IQ dindu shitheads. They do most of the work for me.

Every year they get admitted to the hospital because they eat like shit, live like shit and have shit in their brains

My dad is getting admitted next week for potential stomach ulcers

I've been feeding them some destructive medical advice and they actually take it with no grain of salt lol

meanie, I hate you.

 

[2025cel]

Lol imagine sending this shiet to your father and being like :
Anyways I don't really have to do any of that since my parents had me in 40's and I'm the only child.(Sucker)

 

[Methylphenidate]

Lol imagine sending this shiet to your father and being like :
Anyways I don't really have to do any of that since my parents had me in 40's and I'm the only child.(Sucker)

So they're like 53 now?

 

[2025cel]

So they're like 53 now?

Yeah my dad had me at 43 so no,

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I don't want my old man to die.

 

[Methylphenidate]

I don't want my old man to die.

I love you. Good user.

 

[Mediterranean]

Family is everything bro (flatten car tires so they die in a vehicular collision)

 

[first snow]

bro changed his avi to a schizo psycho and is actively turning into one

 

[Alessandro17]

and the biggest piece of shit award goes to

 

[RecessedCels]

I'm gonna buy a cake when my dad dies to celebrate his death

 

[GigaStacySexual]

Send them on a trip to Tamil nadu. Me and other dravidian bulls like @Bruce Wayne78 and @Swarthy Knight will take care of the rest

 

[Bruce Wayne78]

Send them on a trip to Tamil nadu. Me and other dravidian bulls like @Bruce Wayne78 and @Swarthy Knight will take care of the rest
View attachment 3406351

I am a breeding bull

 

[n9wiff]

Send them on a trip to Tamil nadu. Me and other dravidian bulls like @Bruce Wayne78 and @Swarthy Knight will take care of the rest
View attachment 3406351

Dravidian .org meet up when?

 

[the atrain]

Did someone call the atrain

 

[the atrain]

Ram threw them like the a train would

 

[Kater Maxxing]

Poison their food or hire a hitman

 

[2025cel]

They will pass away due to the exogenous carbohydrate shiet anyway lmao