how do i manipulate cute goth and hello kitty girls to become my gf?

[Deleted member 96512]

18+ only

 

[Vermilioncore]

You can’t. That’s not what was written to happen to your character

 

[Deleted member 96512]

shit man

You can’t. That’s not what was written to happen to your character

 

[Bipolar Vamp6ix]

Might i warn you, this path is a dangerous one, goth mommys will leave you wanting to rope, you will be mentally and physically fucked the likes of which you have never seen.
To acquire said creatures one must first emomaxx, might i reccomend baggy jeans, doc martens / timbs, vintage graphic ts , eyeliner, piercings and tats. Also plus points for long hair and starvemaxxing, also listen to tremendous amounts of deftones, type o negative and other bands of that nature. Maybe have a car too for late night peg sessions
One must spend crazy amounts of time at a skate park, clothing store etc or wherever these creatures are located, and open with the line " you look like you listen to deftones"

*results may vary, use at your own risk* (Bipolarvamp6ix is not responsible for any subsequent roping, coping or groping)

 

[Deleted member 96512]

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[The Grinch]

Ur too ugly to manipulate women

 

[cooldude1231]

Why would u wanna date of those things

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Bribe them with money or instant pleasures

 

[shizuku11111]

@chudlite take him as ur disciple

 

[Always Stay You]

Just say hi or say "hi you'd look good disembowled in my basement" they're such fucked up, abused whores that they will find the line thrilling and wanna fuck you. I wish i was joking.

 

[Always Stay You]

But I am not sure why you'd wanna date these type of girls? Do you like the taste of the urine of other men or?

 

[chudlite]

@chudlite take him as ur disciple

yea im unironically psychologypilled and manipulationmaxed i get all the fatherless whores

 

[Deleted member 96512]

yea im unironically psychologypilled and manipulationmaxed i get all the fatherless whores

help me

 

[chudlite]

help me

ok before i will give basic requirements

not too dimorphic

literally it

 

[MoggerM]

18+ only

Be HTN+ Facially, Have a wide frame and don't be short

 

[Deleted member 96512]

Be HTN+ Facially, Have a wide frame and don't be short

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[Deleted member 96512]

pls i really need a hello kitty girl in my life!!!! pls!!!! pls tell me how i can acend to chadlite emo boy!!!!

 

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