How do I stop my 9 year old brother from making cringe noises?

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Jesus christ this is the cringiest thing this little idiot has ever done.

He came to me and asked me:

"Boys in my class often make this noise: *moans like a woman getting fucked*. Does it mean something?"

I told him to fuck off.

He says its really funny so now he moans very loudly whenever he wants.

Now he is moaning in front of my parents. Like that AAAAGHHHHH kinda moan.

He is so fucking cringe, I want to slap him in the face but can't bc then my parents would realize I am a massive porn jerker.
 
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Punch him in the face everytime he does that
 
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average white boy
 
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Jesus christ this is the cringiest thing this little idiot has ever done.

He came to me and asked me:

"Boys in my class often make this noise: *moans like a woman getting fucked*. Does it mean something?"

I told him to fuck off.

He says its really funny so now he moans very loudly whenever he wants.

Now he is moaning in front of my parents. Like that AAAAGHHHHH kinda moan.

He is so fucking cringe, I want to slap him in the face but can't bc then my parents would realize I am a massive porn jerker.
My youngest brother does the same thing and I just told him to stop making those noises with a serious tone and face, now he doesn’t make them anymore, it’s so easy for them to get influenced by their faggot class mates.
 
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Lmao just tell him what it means
 
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Bonesmash his skull with a rock
 
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Jesus christ this is the cringiest thing this little idiot has ever done.

He came to me and asked me:

"Boys in my class often make this noise: *moans like a woman getting fucked*. Does it mean something?"

I told him to fuck off.

He says its really funny so now he moans very loudly whenever he wants.

Now he is moaning in front of my parents. Like that AAAAGHHHHH kinda moan.

He is so fucking cringe, I want to slap him in the face but can't bc then my parents would realize I am a massive porn jerker.
blackpill the retard and tell him its over
 
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Go Patrick Bateman on him
 
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My youngest brother does the same thing and I just told him to stop making those noises with a serious tone and face, now he doesn’t make them anymore, it’s so easy for them to get influenced by their faggot class mates.
Mine does it BECAUSE he knows he shouldn't.

I'd have to explain to him what it means but then that little faggot would go to school and tell everyone:

"MY BROTHER TOLD ME IT MEANS A WOMAN IS GETTING FUCKED IN HER PUSSY MY A HUGE DICK"
 
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I’m so happy I don’t have a younger sibling, I wish I had one around the same age as me though
 
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Jesus christ this is the cringiest thing this little idiot has ever done.

He came to me and asked me:

"Boys in my class often make this noise: *moans like a woman getting fucked*. Does it mean something?"

I told him to fuck off.

He says its really funny so now he moans very loudly whenever he wants.

Now he is moaning in front of my parents. Like that AAAAGHHHHH kinda moan.

He is so fucking cringe, I want to slap him in the face but can't bc then my parents would realize I am a massive porn jerker.
People in my class do it too just slap him hard and he will never do it again
 
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Based low inhib high T trait trait
 
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Or make him non verbal
 
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Say don't so that or you will be fucked by a Jewish bulldog with big white teeth
 
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Jesus christ this is the cringiest thing this little idiot has ever done.

He came to me and asked me:

"Boys in my class often make this noise: *moans like a woman getting fucked*. Does it mean something?"

I told him to fuck off.

He says its really funny so now he moans very loudly whenever he wants.

Now he is moaning in front of my parents. Like that AAAAGHHHHH kinda moan.

He is so fucking cringe, I want to slap him in the face but can't bc then my parents would realize I am a massive porn jerker.
Slap him bro
 
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