How do i win in a fight against a 5’8 fat 14 year old (im 5’2 50kg 14y)

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im planning on fighting him soon catching him off gaurds but how do i do it? (Hes also the best at arm wrestling in our year for extra info)
 
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DUDE :lul::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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pepper spray him beforehand
 
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Ur cooked, fat people are the riskiest to fight

With ur stats u can be tombstoned undertaker style
 
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Oh my God, this has to be a troll post :lul:

Listen, you don't, he's like a whole 6 inches taller and you commented he outweighs you. You aren't winning anything, just ditch it.
 
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Oh my God, this has to be a troll post :lul:

Listen, you don't, he's like a whole 6 inches taller and you commented he outweighs you. You aren't winning anything, just ditch it.
dang, would a kick in the balls do it?
 
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dang, would a kick in the balls do it?
He'll probably want to beat your ass even more. Just leave it lol, sometimes you have to play as a pussy in life.
 
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He'll probably want to beat your ass even more. Just leave it lol, sometimes you have to play as a pussy in life.
ill just try my best on the very last day of school then dip if thats the case
 
Bro dont listen to those guys they never fighted. Search up " overhand " what you wanna do is throwing a big overhand then move away dont let him grab you. As soon as he get too close you throw overhand
 
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If he does grab you then use ur elbows or yeah kick his balls
 
lol learn a martial art i'd recommend kickboxing and judo and supplement with bjj
 
First, do a double leg on this fatcell, then pass the guard and go to 100kg and then apply an arm lock
Bjj Jiujitsu GIF by flograppling
 
Fr mma is the best option rn tho
100% but their are instances when if someone is bigger than u and ur not confident u should be a pussy its not a bad thing
 
grab a knife or gun and ur good g :heart:
 
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Idk bro i dont see myself walking out of a fight
I never been in a fight in my life I practice MMA for self-defense strictly + when ur ND as me u don't really go out nor does anyone even approach a sub5 🎈🎈
 
im planning on fighting him soon catching him off gaurds but how do i do it? (Hes also the best at arm wrestling in our year for extra info)
Fight dirty, use an object to knock him down. Make sure as soon as you start fighting dirty that he can't fight back after you start striking him. Else he will probably fight dirty as well and then you're screwed.
 
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you will lose 10 out of 10 times.. unless you get good at a martial art OR fight dirty
 
I never been in a fight in my life I practice MMA for self-defense strictly + when ur ND as me u don't really go out nor does anyone even approach a sub5 🎈🎈
Wtf are you talking about bro 😂 just go out and enjoy life
 
im planning on fighting him soon catching him off gaurds but how do i do it? (Hes also the best at arm wrestling in our year for extra info)
Dont fight him
 
Wtf are you talking about bro 😂 just go out and enjoy life
life isn't meant to be enjoyed. + enjoyment is subjective
 
Dont, throw his bag in the toilet or smth like that, he is gonna beat the shit out of you
 

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