how do not be aspie in clubs?

[Narroworbits]

went to club yesterday for first time by myself coz all my normie friends are busy and it was an event with free entry. brutal. i was invisible. i tried dancing a bit but i just couldnt get myself to do it, it felt unnatural and awkward af. dancepill is brutal and ended me bro. i saw chads not getting with girls whilst this short average guy dude was pulling coz he could bust moves, dance halo ascended him. its over if you cant dance. i just stood there awkwardly like an aspie nigga. and when i tried to dance, the only moves i knew was like gagnam style etc so i just did that for a min whilst a completely different themed song was playing, so it was awkward af.

also how do you even approach? you gotta shout to talk, and what do you even say?

i was just sitting by myself on a couch for majority of the time reading 'you are a badass' by Jen Sincero on my phone with a pump from pullups on the train and a sprint session earlier whilst squintmaxxing for hunter eyes. i sat with legs far apart in to take as much space possible, that testosterance sitting stance, like connormcgregormaxxing. brutal, i wasnt even approached whilst doing that, just had a group of dudes come up to me.

i think i have to zyzzmaxx, get a shredded physique then do the zyzz dance at club whilst wearing a small shirt

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Oh my goodness. Was I ever this retarded? Absolutely not.

You're a confused scared little boy.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

be good looking, stand around bobbing your head up and down (with a drink in one hand), smirk, wait for female to grind up on you, then smile at her, before making out.
this is what i observed the 6'3 human beings do, the one time i went to a club
unfortunately, i am a 6'1 ugly subhuman, so i merely looked around awkwardly and then ran away to the toilet and watched anime, as i waited for my university project members, to finish clubbing and take me home.

 

[Olivecel]

Dancing is gay af.
1. Never go to a club without a group of friends.
2. Don’t go to dance. That’s what girls do and/or ninjas who actually know how to without looking cringe. Just got and try to chat with people and have drinks.