How do you control boners in class?

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I'd sometimes be having a class about anything then my dick goes WOOP and I have a 13.76291incher protruding from down there. How to control this beast?

I think about dolphins and elephants sometimes. It tends to take my mind off of my dick and then I end up being normal again. What do you guys do to control your boners tbhngl?
 
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go Er
 
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I’m just proud of mine tbh
 
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Easy, stretch your leg out till its straight, if you do it correctly you'll feel tension under your hamstrings and the blood will slowly rush out
 
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If you really have a big dick like that, why would you try to control it? It's like a badge of honor you're trying to hide?
 
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High t trait
 
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Be alpha and accept it
 
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flex your quads.
 
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U don't. just act oblivious. foids will be mirin and guys will most likely say nothing. even if they do just laugh it off like chad
 
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Ask a classmate to help you get rid of it
 
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Super awkward for me bc I’m so big the table starts hovering and everyone looks at me. I used to push down on the table to try make it stop but I broke my penis and it made a loud crunch. I fell to the floor crying and the teacher had to hold my broken cock straight whilst the paramedics Got there
 
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walk to the front of the class and start rubbing it until it gets soft
 
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I like having boners when sitting down. It's not very visible in jeans, I have a medium sized cock and only if somebody wants to see it they will see it.
Boners just feel good.

But if i have to stand up i won't get one lmao. Standing up i don't get hard anyways unless i haven't cummed in a long time.

I never wear sweatpants in class or similar places anyways. Also boners should be more accepted than they are imo. Women can get wet all they like, frothing all over their panties, why men couldn't get hard? Life is all about sex anyways, why hide it? We're not in the victorian era any more.

Definitely don't get a boner that looks like the Eiffel Tower like in loose sweatpants but if it's quite hidden and only visible if directly looked at like in normal jeans then it's ok imo. Then it's the viewer's fault if they get offended when they just see the outline. Don't watch men's crotches then.

And anyways, if boners are so bad, why can women dress slutty then? They just want attention and basically to cause boners, it's demonic to do that if boners are evil.
 
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Just jerk off
 
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A guy jerked off in my class once and the whole class was caging but quietly. He didn't get caught, but it was nasty af
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i think about your mom , then it goes away
 
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I put it in your mouth.
 

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