How do you get a landwhale to hit on you? (srs)

[supergoat972]

For those who don't know- I work with some of the fattest ppl on earth-a small government office in the deep south with mostly black/hispanic female employees.

I want an obese woman to start to talk/flirt with me and while doing so, I want to bring up my "girlfriend" to make her feel bad.

But it seems as if many landwhales are not really talking to me much now, even though its landwhale mating season (usually lasts October - March.) Last time I brought up my "girlfriend" around a landwhale was like 6 months ago. Ofc the landwhale got all defensive and bought up her fiancé' (her fiancé is a fat pig like her mind you, and she was flirting with me so that she can upgrade before she officially commits.)

Any suggestions/ideas?

 

[2cbees]

hop on tinder

 

[iwillascend2025]

just be black

 

[supergoat972]

hop on tinder

No I need some real life rejections. I don't care about rejecting them on tinder.

I guess ill be very friendly around normal weight people or fat men, to show that I am friendly. The landwhale will see this as a green light and hit on me , perhaps.

 

[2cbees]

No I need some real life rejections. I don't care about rejecting them on tinder.

I guess ill be very friendly around normal weight people or fat men, to show that I am friendly. The landwhale will see this as a green light and hit on me , perhaps.

landwhales dont interact with us mere humans, just chads, blacks and htbs

 

[caleb555]

Landwhales are chad only, sorry bucko

 

[supergoat972]

landwhales dont interact with us mere humans, just chads, blacks and htbs

Thats bullshit.

Every obese woman who I work with is with someone is with an overweight or obese man besides this one morbidly , obese, dwarf, Latina who is with this skinny, short black guy. I mean have you not seen the couples at Walmart, fast food joints or welfare offices?

Thats why they hit on me. They are generally looking for an upgrade.

I see a landwhale with a handsome about as often as I see a 6'5" person Almost never

 

[supergoat972]

Landwhales are chad only, sorry bucko

Thats bullshit.

Every obese woman who I work with is with someone is with an overweight or obese man besides this one morbidly , obese, dwarf, Latina who is with this skinny, short black guy. I mean have you not seen the couples at Walmart, fast food joints or welfare offices?

Thats why they hit on me. They are generally looking for an upgrade.

I see a landwhale with a handsome about as often as I see a 6'5" person Almost never

 

[caleb555]

Thats bullshit.

Every obese woman who I work with is with someone is with an overweight or obese man besides this one morbidly , obese, dwarf, Latina who is with this skinny, short black guy. I mean have you not seen the couples at Walmart, fast food joints or welfare offices?

Thats why they hit on me. They are generally looking for an upgrade.

I see a landwhale with a handsome about as often as I see a 6'5" person Almost never

Im joking you can get em, just be social

 

[supergoat972]

Im joking you can get em, just be social

Yeah, im going to be social towards actual human beings in front of the landwhale so that they talk to me.

Once they talk to me, I will bring up my "girlfriend" just to reject them.

 

[caleb555]

For those who don't know- I work with some of the fattest ppl on earth-a small government office in the deep south with mostly black/hispanic female employees.

Like the deep south of USA? Ive been there, theres so much obesity its actually disgusting

 

[supergoat972]

Like the deep south of USA? Ive been there, theres so much obesity its actually disgusting

And the government offices are the worst of the worst. Over 80% obesity rate where I work.

Homeless women on the streets of Bangladesh look like models compared to them. Not kidding.

 

[VelvelStein]

Idk positive attitude works for me, give them what they are lacking(attention, some humour). Just be "responsive", and "not like other guys" type of shit.

For those who don't know- I work with some of the fattest ppl on earth-a small government office in the deep south with mostly black/hispanic female employees.

I want an obese woman to start to talk/flirt with me and while doing so, I want to bring up my "girlfriend" to make her feel bad.

But it seems as if many landwhales are not really talking to me much now, even though its landwhale mating season (usually lasts October - March.) Last time I brought up my "girlfriend" around a landwhale was like 6 months ago. Ofc the landwhale got all defensive and bought up her fiancé' (her fiancé is a fat pig like her mind you, and she was flirting with me so that she can upgrade before she officially commits.)

Any suggestions/ideas?

 

[supergoat972]

Idk positive attitude works for me, give them what they are lacking(attention, some humour). Just be "responsive", and "not like other guys" type of shit.

But I don't want to hit on them first. Thats the key. I want them to hit on me.

 

[VelvelStein]

But I don't want to hit on them first. Thats the key. I want them to hit on me.

Talking with them/helping could be preserved as hitting but just pretend you are that positive towards everyone
And nigga I'm 100% confident you are a feeder with kink of humiliation

 

[foidaddict]

Based OP

 

[J_Lacks_PSL]

You need to be really fucking pretentious. Try to get a mild unserstanding of their interests, and larp a lil. Do not comment on their appearances. If you act “interested” enough, there will automatically be a mutually established narrative of you finding her attractive. It works the same way as talking to someone you actually find attractive while showing interest. They won’t even question whether you think they’re attractive or not. And it’s especially easy with fat bitches since they’re already delusional enough cause of convincing themselves that they are appealing. That’s all you can really do without further effort

 

[supergoat972]

You need to be really fucking pretentious. Try to get a mild unserstanding of their interests, and larp a lil. Do not comment on their appearances. If you act “interested” enough, there will automatically be a mutually established narrative of you finding her attractive. It works the same way as talking to someone you actually find attractive while showing interest. They won’t even question whether you think they’re attractive or not. And it’s especially easy with fat bitches since they’re already delusional enough cause of convincing themselves that they are appealing. That’s all you can really do without further effort

True 100%

I will NEVER EVER act interested around a landwhale. My goal is to destroy their self esteem, not prop them up.

 

[gooner888]

Just be chad

 

[Deleted member 280162]

For those who don't know- I work with some of the fattest ppl on earth-a small government office in the deep south with mostly black/hispanic female employees.

I want an obese woman to start to talk/flirt with me and while doing so, I want to bring up my "girlfriend" to make her feel bad.

But it seems as if many landwhales are not really talking to me much now, even though its landwhale mating season (usually lasts October - March.) Last time I brought up my "girlfriend" around a landwhale was like 6 months ago. Ofc the landwhale got all defensive and bought up her fiancé' (her fiancé is a fat pig like her mind you, and she was flirting with me so that she can upgrade before she officially commits.)

Any suggestions/ideas?

Gift them something, don't elaborate etc like bar of snickers or coffee

 

[supergoat972]

Just be chad

Chad wants nothing to do with landwhales.

I would say around 90% of obese women are with other overweight/obese men. The rest are with low income (typically ethnic) men.

Outside of blk people, I would see its generally very rare to see a normal weight man with a landwhale. Let alone Chad.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Ofc the landwhale got all defensive and bought up her fiancé' (her fiancé is a fat pig like her mind you, and she was flirting with me so that she can upgrade before she officially commits.)

 

[enchanted_elixir]

And the government offices are the worst of the worst. Over 80% obesity rate where I work.

Welfare creates dysgenia.

 

[Eskorbutin]

Soon op will fuck a land whale "just to ghost her" or some excuse