How do you get a landwhale to hit on you? (srs)

[supergoat972]

For those who don't know- I work with some of the fattest ppl on earth-a small government office in the deep south with mostly black/hispanic female employees.

I want an obese woman to start to talk/flirt with me and while doing so, I want to bring up my "girlfriend" to make her feel bad.

But it seems as if many landwhales are not really talking to me much now, even though its landwhale mating season (usually lasts October - March.) Last time I brought up my "girlfriend" around a landwhale was like 6 months ago. Ofc the landwhale got all defensive and bought up her fiancé' (her fiancé is a fat pig like her mind you, and she was flirting with me so that she can upgrade before she officially commits.)

Any suggestions/ideas?

 

[2cbees]

hop on tinder

 

[iwillascend2025]

just be black

 

[supergoat972]

hop on tinder

No I need some real life rejections. I don't care about rejecting them on tinder.

I guess ill be very friendly around normal weight people or fat men, to show that I am friendly. The landwhale will see this as a green light and hit on me , perhaps.

 

[2cbees]

No I need some real life rejections. I don't care about rejecting them on tinder.

I guess ill be very friendly around normal weight people or fat men, to show that I am friendly. The landwhale will see this as a green light and hit on me , perhaps.

landwhales dont interact with us mere humans, just chads, blacks and htbs

 

[caleb555]

Landwhales are chad only, sorry bucko

 

[supergoat972]

landwhales dont interact with us mere humans, just chads, blacks and htbs

Thats bullshit.

Every obese woman who I work with is with someone is with an overweight or obese man besides this one morbidly , obese, dwarf, Latina who is with this skinny, short black guy. I mean have you not seen the couples at Walmart, fast food joints or welfare offices?

Thats why they hit on me. They are generally looking for an upgrade.

I see a landwhale with a handsome about as often as I see a 6'5" person Almost never

 

[supergoat972]

Landwhales are chad only, sorry bucko

Thats bullshit.

Every obese woman who I work with is with someone is with an overweight or obese man besides this one morbidly , obese, dwarf, Latina who is with this skinny, short black guy. I mean have you not seen the couples at Walmart, fast food joints or welfare offices?

Thats why they hit on me. They are generally looking for an upgrade.

I see a landwhale with a handsome about as often as I see a 6'5" person Almost never

 

[caleb555]

Thats bullshit.

Every obese woman who I work with is with someone is with an overweight or obese man besides this one morbidly , obese, dwarf, Latina who is with this skinny, short black guy. I mean have you not seen the couples at Walmart, fast food joints or welfare offices?

Thats why they hit on me. They are generally looking for an upgrade.

I see a landwhale with a handsome about as often as I see a 6'5" person Almost never

Im joking you can get em, just be social

 

[supergoat972]

Im joking you can get em, just be social

Yeah, im going to be social towards actual human beings in front of the landwhale so that they talk to me.

Once they talk to me, I will bring up my "girlfriend" just to reject them.

 

[caleb555]

For those who don't know- I work with some of the fattest ppl on earth-a small government office in the deep south with mostly black/hispanic female employees.

Like the deep south of USA? Ive been there, theres so much obesity its actually disgusting

 

[supergoat972]

Like the deep south of USA? Ive been there, theres so much obesity its actually disgusting

And the government offices are the worst of the worst. Over 80% obesity rate where I work.

Homeless women on the streets of Bangladesh look like models compared to them. Not kidding.

 

[VelvelStein]

Idk positive attitude works for me, give them what they are lacking(attention, some humour). Just be "responsive", and "not like other guys" type of shit.

For those who don't know- I work with some of the fattest ppl on earth-a small government office in the deep south with mostly black/hispanic female employees.

I want an obese woman to start to talk/flirt with me and while doing so, I want to bring up my "girlfriend" to make her feel bad.

But it seems as if many landwhales are not really talking to me much now, even though its landwhale mating season (usually lasts October - March.) Last time I brought up my "girlfriend" around a landwhale was like 6 months ago. Ofc the landwhale got all defensive and bought up her fiancé' (her fiancé is a fat pig like her mind you, and she was flirting with me so that she can upgrade before she officially commits.)

Any suggestions/ideas?