How do you have sex? (Sexhavers GTFIH, please)

[PseudoMaxxer]

Like how?

I talked a lot of shit to bitches online saying i would fucking choke them out and fuck them till they can’t walk no more…

But i realistically never did anything sexual my whole life (other than making out with girls).

I don’t even know how to finger her or sum like that, im not looking into licking her pussy cuz it seems chucked and submissive.

 

[Kamui]

Practice makes perfect

It ain’t all it’s cranked up to be

 

[innervoid765]

Like how?

I talked a lot of shit to bitches online saying i would fucking choke them out and fuck them till they can’t walk no more…

But i realistically never did anything sexual my whole life (other than making out with girls).

I don’t even know how to finger her or sum like that, im not looking into licking her pussy cuz it seems chucked and submissive.

your a virgin?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

your a virgin?

yes

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Practice makes perfect

It ain’t all it’s cranked up to be

so it has been a mistake to talk all of that shit right?

I mean, i can act confident doing it but if the bitch won’t like it it’s over

 

[innervoid765]

yes

you reckon it's coz of your height?

 

[innervoid765]

so it has been a mistake to talk all of that shit right?

I mean, i can act confident doing it but if the bitch won’t like it it’s over

you think if you were tall you would've ended up here or no

 

[longjohnmong]

you do lots of foreplay. here's the thing, from my observations of this forum, it seems that not all heterosexual men even like sex. if you don't like sex, that's going to be a big problem for you. if you like having sex then you'll probably be good at it

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

you reckon it's coz of your height?

not really, i had a virgin gf for 2 weeks last year and i left her cuz i wanted to fuck and she wanted to wait it out (she told me we could have fucked but she needed to take things slowly since it was her first time)

But i was young, dumb and had a social life (i wasn’t an incel) so i just left her.

My biggest failo is mentalcelling imo, i know i can fuck LTBs or even MTBs but i want a good looking girl

 

[longjohnmong]

Practice makes perfect

It ain’t all it’s cranked up to be

case in point

 

[Reformed]

talked a lot of shit to bitches online

Where?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

you think if you were tall you would've ended up here or no

100% no, i came here to fix my small failos in my face to make up for the height.

If i was tall i would never been here, and i would have lost my virginity in middle school (oneitis rejected me saying i was cute but too short)

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Where?

dating apps and dms

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

case in point

yeah but that means i’m gonna be shit at it regardless..??

 

[innervoid765]

not really, i had a virgin gf for 2 weeks last year and i left her cuz i wanted to fuck and she wanted to wait it out (she told me we could have fucked but she needed to take things slowly since it was her first time)

shoulda stayed with her and cheated on the side, they don't find out like 99% of the time. Before you say its immoral girls do that to guys all the time when they're in relationships with them, at least when we do it it's natural cuz it's been acceptable for men to be polygamous throughout history whereas for women it's always been considered bad.

i know i can fuck LTBs or even MTBs but i want a good looking girl

i feel you there, i want a HTB at least.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

you do lots of foreplay

so i need to know how to finger her and stuff right?

. here's the thing, from my observations of this forum, it seems that not all heterosexual men even like sex. if you don't like sex, that's going to be a big problem for you. if you like having sex then you'll probably be good at it

Yeah i guess, im high T so it’s not gonna be a big of a deal for me (i hope)

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

shoulda stayed with her and cheated on the side, they don't find out like 99% of the time. Before you say its immoral girls do that to guys all the time when they're in relationships with them, at least when we do it it's natural cuz it's been acceptable for men to be polygamous throughout history whereas for women it's always been considered bad.

Yeah, as i said i was young and still not BP (i didn’t need it), i was a redpilled andjew tate cuck and watched fresh n fit.

So once she “WiThOlD sEx FrOm Me” i left her. She was LTB tho so i was going to settle down

 

[Kamui]

so it has been a mistake to talk all of that shit right?

I mean, i can act confident doing it but if the bitch won’t like it it’s over

Yes lol

Your first time will most likely suck, don’t try to be anything you’re not

 

[innervoid765]

Yeah, as i said i was young and still not BP (i didn’t need it), i was a redpilled andjew tate cuck and watched fresh n fit.

lol we've all been through that embarrassing redpill phase, I used to be like that when i was like 15 i would search how to get girls into youtube and google and watch based zeus alpha M and PUA channels/dating coaches and bought into their bullshit advice like being confident and funny and would approach girls like that without looksmaxxing lmao.

So once she “WiThOlD sEx FrOm Me” i left her. She was LTB tho so i was going to settle down

ew LTB, LTB are nice relationship material i dated one once they're really kind and sweet and will treat you really well but that's only cuz chad has no interest in her cuz she ugly.

But at the end of the day you want a hot girl you're actually attracted to.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Yes lol

Your first time will most likely suck, don’t try to be anything you’re not

ahh fuck it, i will just do what i feel like doing and let my instinct guide me.

I know monkeys have sex by instinct, so i guess “how to do it” is written in my genes

 

[Deleted member 23114]

you do lots of foreplay. here's the thing, from my observations of this forum, it seems that not all heterosexual men even like sex. if you don't like sex, that's going to be a big problem for you. if you like having sex then you'll probably be good at it

Nah the best way is not hold back. If you just go for it and don’t think about anything and go full like almost psycho on here she will fucking cum hard

 

[Deleted member 23114]

Be dominating and sort of aggressive and she will submit and get really into it

BUT! Get the vibe, some girls you grab their hair and say something like ‘look at me fucking you’ and they don’t react at all and you can tell their not into it so you just have slow chill sex then. But if they react well to you doing that by saying ‘yes daddy or please’ or something submissive just go to town with it and she will be begging you for more

 

[Kamui]

Nah the best way is not hold back. If you just go for it and don’t think about anything and go full like almost psycho on here she will fucking cum hard

The difference is this niggas a virgin, bro will probably either coom in 10 seconds or not at all

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

lol we've all been through that embarrassing redpill phase, I used to be like that when i was like 15 i would search how to get girls into youtube and google and watch based zeus alpha M and PUA channels/dating coaches and bought into their bullshit advice like being confident and funny and would approach girls like that without looksmaxxing lmao.

yeah lol i was 17

ew LTB, LTB are nice relationship material i dated one once they're really kind and sweet and will treat you really well but that's only cuz chad has no interest in her cuz she ugly.

But at the end of the day you want a hot girl you're actually attracted to.

exactly why i left her yeah.

But seen where i got idk if it was a good idea. Maybe if i lost my virginity with her that would have boosted my confidence and i wouldn’t be here, idk.

She loved me too, literally talking to me 24/7.

 

[innervoid765]

She loved me too, literally talking to me 24/7.

yeah LTB are like that i know how they are, they'll give you so much love and it's like if only white HTB would treat me the way LTB does brutal

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Like how?

I talked a lot of shit to bitches online saying i would fucking choke them out and fuck them till they can’t walk no more…

But i realistically never did anything sexual my whole life (other than making out with girls).

I don’t even know how to finger her or sum like that, im not looking into licking her pussy cuz it seems chucked and submissive.

I fantasize a lot and the test has helped

I honestly don't worry about this part at all. I just really want to fuck a girl from real life

Tinder is like guaranteed 20 bodycount I'd do well but it's grim

 

[Deleted member 23114]

I fantasize a lot and the test has helped

I honestly don't worry about this part at all. I just really want to fuck a girl from real life

Tinder is like guaranteed 20 bodycount I'd do well but it's grim

Tinder has the best sluts who will legit give you pornstar sex without barely knowing them

 

[innervoid765]

Tinder has the best sluts who will legit give you pornstar sex without barely knowing them

yeah but only if ur chad

 

[Deleted member 23114]

yeah but only if ur chad

Even normies can slay on that app like me

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I fantasize a lot and the test has helped

I honestly don't worry about this part at all. I just really want to fuck a girl from real life

Tinder is like guaranteed 20 bodycount I'd do well but it's grim

Losing your virginity to a tinder hoe is brutal imo.

Now i’m texting with this white HTB that seems really into me and she sent me nudes.
We plan to fuck but she called me short and that hold me back a little, and she lives 300km away so it’s gonna be a long distance relationship if it were to happen.

But i guess she’ll be escape from inceldom if everything goes well.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Even normies can slay on that app like me

shut up nigga, you ain’t nowhere near normie

 

[Deleted member 23114]

shut up nigga, you ain’t nowhere near normie

Thank you Bhai if not gaslighting

 

[Deleted member 23114]

shut up nigga, you ain’t nowhere near normie

Why haven’t I seen a slay story from you from this holiday bro. You should’ve slayed by now it will be easy with your looks. Just go to a bar or club

 

[autistic_tendencies]

yeah LTB are like that i know how they are, they'll give you so much love and it's like if only white HTB would treat me the way LTB does brutal

What rating do you need to be as a man at least , to be treated this way by a ltb?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Why haven’t I seen a slay story from you from this holiday bro. You should’ve slayed by now it will be easy with your looks. Just go to a bar or club

i just got here chill.

I have to still go to a bar or sum, but my Yubo is going nuts, in 2 days i have 60 matches but i can’t see them cuz i have to pay…

 

[wsada]

Is ur current gf virgin

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Is ur current gf virgin

not my gf, just texting rn even tho i told her she’s mine and she told me in hers.

She sent me a screenshot of a dude sliding in her dms yesterday and i told her to block him and she sent me another screenshot where she blocked him.

99% she’s virgin from what i can see, might have had bf in the past and did other things tho (sucking and stuff)

 

[Deleted member 23114]

not my gf, just texting rn even tho i told her she’s mine and she told me in hers.

She sent me a screenshot of a dude sliding in her dms yesterday and i told her to block him and she sent me another screenshot where she blocked him.

99% she’s virgin from what i can see, might have had bf in the past and did other things tho (sucking and stuff)

Show me her in dms bhai

 

[wsada]

Show me her in dms bhai

Me too!!!

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Show me her in dms bhai

scared, can’t really. You saw me so you can immagine what i pull, i’d say she’s HTB atleast. White, brown hair, big eyes, looks submissive

 

[5.5psl]

Like how?

I talked a lot of shit to bitches online saying i would fucking choke them out and fuck them till they can’t walk no more…

But i realistically never did anything sexual my whole life (other than making out with girls).

I don’t even know how to finger her or sum like that, im not looking into licking her pussy cuz it seems chucked and submissive.

Fuck an escort.

 

[Deleted member 23114]

scared, can’t really. You saw me so you can immagine what i pull, i’d say she’s HTB atleast. White, brown hair, big eyes, looks submissive

Larping unless show her. Bhai wtf I have literally shown you my face and you won’t show me a foid you’re talking to?

Poor that

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Fuck an escort.

no

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Larping unless show her. Bhai wtf I have literally shown you my face and you won’t show me a foid you’re talking to?

Poor that

Blud, if she gets doxxed or anything it’s over for me.

I showed you my face too so we are even

 

[Deleted member 1140]

finger and tongue: concentrate more on the clit than the „hole“. dont do it too fast and use the wetness of the hole to wetten the clit (dry rubbing isnt enjoyable for the girl). switch up a little every now and then. do circular moves, then up and down, left to right etc

for intercourse:
just find out what she enjoys the most. deep hard thrusts? small ones? use these 3 positions as a beginner: start with missionary, then go riding and end up with doggy. see how she reacts when you put your hand around her throat at missionary/riding and grab her hard when u doggy her (around the waist). also see if she likes spanking and hair pulling.

most girls want hand around throat and a little spanking from my experience

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

get her wet, find the hole thrust, simple bro. Don’t finger like they do in porn tho lmao

 

[Psychophilly]

kys about-to-be-sexhaver-op

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

finger and tongue: concentrate more on the clit than the „hole“. dont do it too fast and use the wetness of the hole to wetten the clit (dry rubbing isnt enjoyable for the girl). switch up a little every now and then. do circular moves, then up and down, left to right etc

for intercourse:
just find out what she enjoys the most. deep hard thrusts? small ones? use these 3 positions as a beginner: start with missionary, then go riding and end up with doggy. see how she reacts when you put your hand around her throat at missionary/riding and grab her hard when u doggy her (around the waist). also see if she likes spanking and hair pulling.

most girls want hand around throat and a little spanking from my experience

if i put my hands around her throat and fuck her missionary, i’m gonna need support since i’m gonna be hunched down.

That means i’m gonna use the hand on her throat as support, meaning i’ll press hard on her. Isn’t she gonna die?

Also we’re so i put the other hand? on her leg? tits?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

kys about-to-be-sexhaver-op

she just ghosted me.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

get her wet, find the hole thrust, simple bro. Don’t finger like they do in porn tho lmao

what do you mean not finger her like in porn?