How do you niggas keep count of your past slays?

[Bvnny.]

When someone asks my slay count (not like that is a common ocurrence, anyways) I forget how many girls I fucked till now... and then I have to try remembering all the times I fucked girls and shit.

And I don't have that many slays I can't stand how slayers keep track of their slays, and when someone asks them they answer, with no hesitance, that they fucked 317 girls before or smt.

 

[Deleted member 15067]

I remember when you were just an innocent virgin on lookism insane character development

 

[Bvnny.]

I remember when you were just an innocent virgin on lookism insane character development

innocent virgin on lookism = psychopath mentalcel who dreamed of slaying (but like, literally, just straight up killing) slayers

I literally got banned multiple times for making threads just to rant about how I would brutally kill bragging slayers LOL

 

[Deleted member 22354]

Since alcohol was often involved, it's hard to say for sure, and it doesn't matter. What is more important and I have also thought about this a few times: What is the most NT number you can say?

I can't stand how slayers keep track of their slays, and when someone asks them they answer, with no hesitance, that they fucked 317 girls before or smt.

No one who has had sex with over 100 btw, can give you an exact number, many also simply exaggerate.

 

[Bvnny.]

What is the most NT number you can say?

Since inceldom is widespread nowadays, probably any number higher than 10 is sufficient to sound like a NT sex-haver .

 

[Deleted member 17531]

I dont have enough to forget them all i only got 7

 

[Deleted member 22354]

Since inceldom is widespread nowadays, probably any number higher than 10 is sufficient to sound like a NT sex-haver .

Do you think there is a number that is too high? I actually always say 7 and that I was mainly with the same in a relationship or fwb, so I do not come across as a fuckboy and have better chances for a LTR.

 

[Deprived]

I need a gf

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

When someone asks my slay count (not like that is a common ocurrence, anyways) I forget how many girls I fucked till now... and then I have to try remembering all the times I fucked girls and shit.

And I don't have that many slays I can't stand how slayers keep track of their slays, and when someone asks them they answer, with no hesitance, that they fucked 317 girls before or smt.

I’m losing count and I’m on around 30, no idea how guys track their body count without becoming confused when they have high numbers, unless they ofc make it the only thing they care about and they define their self worth from that and have like a notes document with it. The easiest way is to see the girls I added from tinder or other platforms and doing my best to remember them and writing them down but I prefer not doing that. I just try to remember the last number and add 1 whenever I’m with a new girl

 

[Bvnny.]

Do you think there is a number that is too high? I actually always say 7 and that I was mainly with the same in a relationship or fwb, so I do not come across as a fuckboy and have better chances for a LTR.

Obv you can lie about your slays depending on context... still, I think a single-digit number is a no-no if you wanna sound like a sex-haver.

It's like height, girls are >6' only just because 6' sounds better than 5'11.5 or 5'11 when normies see that you slayed +10 girls their chimp brains think "2-digit numba is big numba ".

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Obv you can lie about your slays depending on context... still, I think a single-digit number is a no-no if you wanna sound like a sex-haver.

It's like height, girls are >6' only just because 6' sounds better than 5'11.5 or 5'11 when normies see that you slayed +10 girls their chimp brains think "2-digit numba is big numba ".

I usually just say I don’t keep count which is partly true

 

[Deleted member 11097]

It’s an average, I counted to like 260 or something then stopped keeping track, was too exhausting

 

[Deleted member 19157]

sure thing chad

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Chad uses an abacus

 

[CupOfCoffee]

I honestly don't know my exact body count now. It's between 12-17

 

[Amnesia]

imagine thinking ur autistic and not having a detailed list of all ur lays and notes on each encounter

 

[Foreverbrad]

imagine thinking ur autistic and not having a detailed list of all ur lays and notes on each encounter

Got a whole spreadsheet. Age, height, name, ethnicity, sexual acts performed and general other notes.

Maybe one day I can data mine it.