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smalldicktalcell
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I will explain the concepts that you need to know in order to do programming, the basic of basics; if you don't get it after reading the post, you HAVE to be sub 100IQ I'm sorry man.
1. VARIABLES
Think of variables like boxes; what do you put in boxes? You put shit in it; different kinds, shoes, socks, TVs, PCs, furniture, whatever the fuck. You STORE something in a variable - you PUT something in the box. In programming, there are 3 basic types of data - numbers (integers, floating point), strings and characters ('a', 'hello'), and boolean values (literally just true or false) and all of these are stored in variables (boxes). That's it; other advanced data types can come later on in your learning path.
2. IF-ELSE STATEMENTS/CONDITIONAL STATEMENTS.
Most of the programming that is being done in actual production is pretty much just nested/basic if-else statements. Let's take a real life example; IF I throw acid on CHAD's face, THEN he becomes incel. ELSE, he stays CHAD. It's literally that simple. IF (CONDITION) THEN ... HAPPENS, ELSE ... HAPPENS. And other forms of conditional statements are in here.
3. FOR-LOOP STATEMENTS/OTHER KINDS OF LOOPS.
Loops are literally just that; continous repetition of a block of code; the repetition stops when a condition is NOT being met anymore (or IS being met at a point). For example, you have 10 stacies laid up and ready to fuck. You will LOOP through the stacies and fuck each and every single one of them, until the end. So how would this look in programming?
for (each stacy in lineOfStacies) do {
fuckStacy();
}
THAT'S IT. Is it hard? No.
What happens is that, almost everywhere on the internet, people will scare you off with shit like: MATH FOR CS, BOOLEAN ALGEBRA, blah blah all this retarded shit that trust me, you won't ever use in actual production. You want to know what you'll do as a developer more often than not?
USE THESE 4 BASIC THINGS WHICH I TOLD YOU ABOUT, PLUS USE VARIABLES WHICH STORE -> VECTORS AND OBJECTS. THAT'S FUCKING IT. THIS IS ALL I DO AS A FRONT END DEVELOPER.
Now stop coping about programming being hard and get the bag for surgeries (also, if anyone is interested for a mentor DM me, discussions on call/programming lessons starting at 10$/25$h, proof of elite student on CS in DMs for knowing what you spend your money on). I will almost finish my UNI, for which I haven't paid jack shit cause I have top degrees in my country and so got a scholarship. IT'S NOT HARD if you put a bit of effort in it, trust me.
1. VARIABLES
Think of variables like boxes; what do you put in boxes? You put shit in it; different kinds, shoes, socks, TVs, PCs, furniture, whatever the fuck. You STORE something in a variable - you PUT something in the box. In programming, there are 3 basic types of data - numbers (integers, floating point), strings and characters ('a', 'hello'), and boolean values (literally just true or false) and all of these are stored in variables (boxes). That's it; other advanced data types can come later on in your learning path.
2. IF-ELSE STATEMENTS/CONDITIONAL STATEMENTS.
Most of the programming that is being done in actual production is pretty much just nested/basic if-else statements. Let's take a real life example; IF I throw acid on CHAD's face, THEN he becomes incel. ELSE, he stays CHAD. It's literally that simple. IF (CONDITION) THEN ... HAPPENS, ELSE ... HAPPENS. And other forms of conditional statements are in here.
3. FOR-LOOP STATEMENTS/OTHER KINDS OF LOOPS.
Loops are literally just that; continous repetition of a block of code; the repetition stops when a condition is NOT being met anymore (or IS being met at a point). For example, you have 10 stacies laid up and ready to fuck. You will LOOP through the stacies and fuck each and every single one of them, until the end. So how would this look in programming?
for (each stacy in lineOfStacies) do {
fuckStacy();
}
THAT'S IT. Is it hard? No.
What happens is that, almost everywhere on the internet, people will scare you off with shit like: MATH FOR CS, BOOLEAN ALGEBRA, blah blah all this retarded shit that trust me, you won't ever use in actual production. You want to know what you'll do as a developer more often than not?
USE THESE 4 BASIC THINGS WHICH I TOLD YOU ABOUT, PLUS USE VARIABLES WHICH STORE -> VECTORS AND OBJECTS. THAT'S FUCKING IT. THIS IS ALL I DO AS A FRONT END DEVELOPER.
Now stop coping about programming being hard and get the bag for surgeries (also, if anyone is interested for a mentor DM me, discussions on call/programming lessons starting at 10$/25$h, proof of elite student on CS in DMs for knowing what you spend your money on). I will almost finish my UNI, for which I haven't paid jack shit cause I have top degrees in my country and so got a scholarship. IT'S NOT HARD if you put a bit of effort in it, trust me.