How do you retards 'don't understand programming' JFL

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I will explain the concepts that you need to know in order to do programming, the basic of basics; if you don't get it after reading the post, you HAVE to be sub 100IQ I'm sorry man.

1. VARIABLES
Think of variables like boxes; what do you put in boxes? You put shit in it; different kinds, shoes, socks, TVs, PCs, furniture, whatever the fuck. You STORE something in a variable - you PUT something in the box. In programming, there are 3 basic types of data - numbers (integers, floating point), strings and characters ('a', 'hello'), and boolean values (literally just true or false) and all of these are stored in variables (boxes). That's it; other advanced data types can come later on in your learning path.

2. IF-ELSE STATEMENTS/CONDITIONAL STATEMENTS.

Most of the programming that is being done in actual production is pretty much just nested/basic if-else statements. Let's take a real life example; IF I throw acid on CHAD's face, THEN he becomes incel. ELSE, he stays CHAD. It's literally that simple. IF (CONDITION) THEN ... HAPPENS, ELSE ... HAPPENS. And other forms of conditional statements are in here.

3. FOR-LOOP STATEMENTS/OTHER KINDS OF LOOPS.

Loops are literally just that; continous repetition of a block of code; the repetition stops when a condition is NOT being met anymore (or IS being met at a point). For example, you have 10 stacies laid up and ready to fuck. You will LOOP through the stacies and fuck each and every single one of them, until the end. So how would this look in programming?

for (each stacy in lineOfStacies) do {
fuckStacy();
}
THAT'S IT. Is it hard? No.

What happens is that, almost everywhere on the internet, people will scare you off with shit like: MATH FOR CS, BOOLEAN ALGEBRA, blah blah all this retarded shit that trust me, you won't ever use in actual production. You want to know what you'll do as a developer more often than not?
USE THESE 4 BASIC THINGS WHICH I TOLD YOU ABOUT, PLUS USE VARIABLES WHICH STORE -> VECTORS AND OBJECTS. THAT'S FUCKING IT. THIS IS ALL I DO AS A FRONT END DEVELOPER.

Now stop coping about programming being hard and get the bag for surgeries (also, if anyone is interested for a mentor DM me, discussions on call/programming lessons starting at 10$/25$h, proof of elite student on CS in DMs for knowing what you spend your money on). I will almost finish my UNI, for which I haven't paid jack shit cause I have top degrees in my country and so got a scholarship. IT'S NOT HARD if you put a bit of effort in it, trust me.
 
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imagine paying for courses to learn something that AI will completly takeover in the years about to come JFL...
 
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imagine paying for courses to learn something that AI will completly takeover in the years about to come JFL...
fuck off my thread you retarded monkey. You probably don't even understand the fact that AI will never exist, LLMs are not AIs, I hope you choke on shit and die you useless, doomedpilled faggot just kill yourself
 
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Dropped out after binary
 
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fuck off my thread you retarded monkey. You probably don't even understand the fact that AI will never exist, LLMs are not AIs, I hope you choke on shit and die you useless, doomedpilled faggot just kill yourself
1) AI exists ALREADY (machine learning is a thing u know ?)

2) u have small pp
 
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fuck off my thread you retarded monkey. You probably don't even understand the fact that AI will never exist, LLMs are not AIs, I hope you choke on shit and die you useless, doomedpilled faggot just kill yourself
AI will replace us in a couple decades its true
 
mogged in the future by mechanics and HVAC repairmen jej.
 
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1) AI exists ALREADY (machine learning is a thing u know ?)

2) u have small pp
Machine Learning is NOT AI, the 'machine' doesn't rly learn, and Artificial Intelligence will never be achieved - you cannot make a machine to have thoughts. God I hate the retards on this website, imagine being incel AND stupid as fuck. Over.
 
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AI will replace us in a couple decades its true
decades maybe, but decades are literally dozens of years. you only need a good job in programming field to make enough money to afford literally a stack of surgeries for your face, maybe in like 5 years you can save even up to 40k, more or less; that'd give u money for a buncha shit, given u don't need bimax or other expensive shit
 
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Machine Learning is NOT AI, the 'machine' doesn't rly learn, and Artificial Intelligence will never be achieved - you cannot make a machine to have thoughts. God I hate the retards on this website, imagine being incel AND stupid as fuck. Over.
damn you're actually dumb bro... Instructions can be powerful and efficient enough to let a machine gather knowledge and learn how to use that knowledge 100000* quicker than humans (since computers are a lot quicker at calculating and therefore they can progress faster than humans)
 
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I genuinely respect how people have made graphics and lighting and all that stuff... Its always fascinated me.

Like that guy who made TempleOS by himself, Terry Davis RIP.
 
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this is the moneymaxxing channel dipshit... ofc I'm going to sell my skills.
youre scamming young vunerable people for shit they could easily learn for free(just like a certain paki redpill youtuber) "but I can answer questions" stack overflow is a thing and so is reddit
 
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damn you're actually dumb bro... Instructions can be powerful and efficient enough to let a machine gather knowledge and learn how to use that knowledge 100000* quicker than humans (since computers are a lot quicker at calculating and therefore they can progress faster than humans)
you're actually retarded; I never said that isn't the case; but 'knowledge' here is not INTETIONAL THINKING, INTELLIGENCE; what machine learning does is feeding inputs through a function and then allowing the computer to observe better patterns which could map the data in a more clear way, and go off of that; for that amount of precision sometimes, you need thousands if not billions (look at CHATGPT) of arguments passed into functions. You need *huge* amounts of computing power for this kind of shit; and even then, you might not get the correct result, or answer. I cannot count how many times I asked SHITGPT something on coding and got the most retarded shit ever back (deprecated methods from 2018 JFL).
 
Machine Learning is NOT AI, the 'machine' doesn't rly learn, and Artificial Intelligence will never be achieved - you cannot make a machine to have thoughts. God I hate the retards on this website, imagine being incel AND stupid as fuck.
damn you're actually dumb bro... Instructions can be powerful and efficient enough to let a machine gather knowledge and learn how to use that knowledge 100000* quicker than humans (since computers are a lot quicker at calculating and therefore they can progress faster than humans)
Sure for calculations, but the human element that requires reasoning and decision making will most likely never be replicated by AI. At least in our lifetime. Therefore, learning about programming and specialising in AI is probably the best path you can take in life, and will make you successful.
 
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youre scamming young vunerable people for shit they could easily learn for free(just like a certain paki redpill youtuber) "but I can answer questions" stack overflow is a thing and so is reddit
ok, then go learn for free then come here and waste a thread on how u can't do programming bro, suck my dick
 
ok, then go learn for free then come here and waste a thread on how u can't do programming bro, suck my dick
I already know how to code and spent a grand total of 0 dollars
 
What you people don't realize is that on youtube and other shit, people will only give you the most fundamental shit ever; no one actually explains stuff as they should, most tutorials just go through code and barely explain it; others just copy that shit like monkeys and think that they get something, but they don't; there is a difference between a coding monkey and an actual developer.
 
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there u go. over for your frauding ass balded ass subhuman shithead




and with these links anything u could have offered to codecels is obsolete
 
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Sure for calculations, but the human element that requires reasoning and decision making will most likely never be replicated by AI. At least in our lifetime. Therefore, learning about programming and specialising in AI is probably the best path you can take in life, and will make you successful.
you're actually retarded; I never said that isn't the case; but 'knowledge' here is not INTETIONAL THINKING, INTELLIGENCE; what machine learning does is feeding inputs through a function and then allowing the computer to observe better patterns which could map the data in a more clear way, and go off of that; for that amount of precision sometimes, you need thousands if not billions (look at CHATGPT) of arguments passed into functions. You need *huge* amounts of computing power for this kind of shit; and even then, you might not get the correct result, or answer. I cannot count how many times I asked SHITGPT something on coding and got the most retarded shit ever back (deprecated methods from 2018 JFL).
this is obvious but you guys seem to not understand that the programmers that make those decision making programs, ARE a low % out of all the coders... Basically AI will takeover at least 50% + coding in the decades coming... Not mentionning that quantic computers will be used a lot more in the future and that as we speak there are millions of high IQ autistic ricecels incels working on COPILOT and AI
 
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this is obvious but you guys seem to not understand that the programmers that make those decision making programs, ARE a low % out of all the coders... Basically AI will takeover at least 50% + coding in the decades coming... Not mentionning that quantic computers will be used a lot more in the future and that as we speak there are millions of high IQ autistic ricecels incels working on COPILOT and AI
DECADES, yes, MAYBE. But the point is that you can SAVE so much money for 10 YEARS as a programmer..the goal is to get money as fast as possible for surgeries and other shit, you can achieve that fast by either coding / having luck in business.
 
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good shit bro. best of luck. remote or in office?
hopefully remote, but I live in shit country so will have to start low unfortunately.
 
ai is gonna fuck over programmercels hard in like 5 years, i agree with the post tho
 
ai is gonna fuck over programmercels hard in like 5 years, i agree with the post tho
5 years is unrealistic; 20? maybe.
 
I genuinely respect how people have made graphics and lighting and all that stuff... Its always fascinated me.

Like that guy who made TempleOS by himself, Terry Davis RIP.
Terry was actually a very skilled programmer; he made a whole fucking operating system on few MBs of memory, dude was crazy but smart as fuck.
 
not really, a lot of programmers i've spoken to already use ai autocomplete for a lot of their boilerplate
if you're talking about copilot, it's double-edged imo; sometimes it doesn't do what it needs, and you must be skilled/knowledgable enough to see that, and correct it; computers are yet to make perfect, scalable applications from scratch without any mistakes or errors of logic in the code.
 
if you're talking about copilot, it's double-edged imo; sometimes it doesn't do what it needs, and you must be skilled/knowledgable enough to see that, and correct it; computers are yet to make perfect, scalable applications from scratch without any mistakes or errors of logic in the code.
yeah copilot and tabnine, but ofc it cant create whole apps yet but i think in the near future it will start to get better at those things, idk how long it will take though, ai is growing so incredibly fast maybe it will take 2 years or 20 yk
 
I will explain the concepts that you need to know in order to do programming, the basic of basics; if you don't get it after reading the post, you HAVE to be sub 100IQ I'm sorry man.

1. VARIABLES
Think of variables like boxes; what do you put in boxes? You put shit in it; different kinds, shoes, socks, TVs, PCs, furniture, whatever the fuck. You STORE something in a variable - you PUT something in the box. In programming, there are 3 basic types of data - numbers (integers, floating point), strings and characters ('a', 'hello'), and boolean values (literally just true or false) and all of these are stored in variables (boxes). That's it; other advanced data types can come later on in your learning path.

2. IF-ELSE STATEMENTS/CONDITIONAL STATEMENTS.

Most of the programming that is being done in actual production is pretty much just nested/basic if-else statements. Let's take a real life example; IF I throw acid on CHAD's face, THEN he becomes incel. ELSE, he stays CHAD. It's literally that simple. IF (CONDITION) THEN ... HAPPENS, ELSE ... HAPPENS. And other forms of conditional statements are in here.

3. FOR-LOOP STATEMENTS/OTHER KINDS OF LOOPS.

Loops are literally just that; continous repetition of a block of code; the repetition stops when a condition is NOT being met anymore (or IS being met at a point). For example, you have 10 stacies laid up and ready to fuck. You will LOOP through the stacies and fuck each and every single one of them, until the end. So how would this look in programming?

for (each stacy in lineOfStacies) do {
fuckStacy();
}
THAT'S IT. Is it hard? No.

What happens is that, almost everywhere on the internet, people will scare you off with shit like: MATH FOR CS, BOOLEAN ALGEBRA, blah blah all this retarded shit that trust me, you won't ever use in actual production. You want to know what you'll do as a developer more often than not?
USE THESE 4 BASIC THINGS WHICH I TOLD YOU ABOUT, PLUS USE VARIABLES WHICH STORE -> VECTORS AND OBJECTS. THAT'S FUCKING IT. THIS IS ALL I DO AS A FRONT END DEVELOPER.

Now stop coping about programming being hard and get the bag for surgeries (also, if anyone is interested for a mentor DM me, discussions on call/programming lessons starting at 10$/25$h, proof of elite student on CS in DMs for knowing what you spend your money on). I will almost finish my UNI, for which I haven't paid jack shit cause I have top degrees in my country and so got a scholarship. IT'S NOT HARD if you put a bit of effort in it, trust me.
Is learning C or C++ even worth it
 
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What you just described is so easy to understand, anyone can, unless literally retarded. Actual software development is much more difficult.
 
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this is obvious but you guys seem to not understand that the programmers that make those decision making programs, ARE a low % out of all the coders... Basically AI will takeover at least 50% + coding in the decades coming... Not mentionning that quantic computers will be used a lot more in the future and that as we speak there are millions of high IQ autistic ricecels incels working on COPILOT and AI
A lot of these things are still in their infancy. For example, Quantum computers are extremely hard to create as it requires you to create quantum mechanic principles ( Superposition of particles) artificially through inducing particle behaviour, I.e changing the spin of an electron and inducing superposition. This will require extensive planning and energy in order to create coherent results.
 
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What you just described is so easy to understand, anyone can, unless literally retarded. Actual software development is much more difficult.
depends on the area of work.
 
programming is subhuman interest
 
fuck off my thread you retarded monkey. You probably don't even understand the fact that AI will never exist, LLMs are not AIs, I hope you choke on shit and die you useless, doomedpilled faggot just kill yourself
damn bro take your pills
 
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I suggest starting with C++, as it is the language that will teach you the fundamentals in the best way.
Won't it be better to learn a simpler language? i really don't see the benefits of learning C++ over something like python
 
DECADES, yes, MAYBE. But the point is that you can SAVE so much money for 10 YEARS as a programmer..the goal is to get money as fast as possible for surgeries and other shit, you can achieve that fast by either coding / having luck in business.
Imagine spending money on surgeries 😂
 

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