how having a pet can improve your chances of slaying [pet owners GTFIH]

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i’m the owner of two adorable miniature poodles
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when i talk to girls on ig (my pics often feature my dogs) i tend to bring them up if i see they like dogs, sometimes they even ask me about them so we already have an enthusiastic conversation going 😍

if you’re autistic like me then an activity involving your pet can help you socialize. when i met my to-be prom date we would go on walks with my dog and then sit at her place while they were running around and playing (making her associate me with positive shit, in this case happy dogs wagging their tails and play fighting)

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i threw a party at my place later that month, everyone was playing with my dogs and the girl showed up in the sluttiest dress ever she was literally all over me that night and the best part is my dogs were bros so they didn’t cockblock me jfl (ended up going to prom with her, kissing and doing dry)

my dogs were used to her smell so they jumped on her and licked her every she saw them making her a lot more approachable

this is a more theoretical part but i also believe that your pet reflects your pheno
• german shepherd = thugmaxxed
• golden retriever = approachable
• poodle = jestermaxxed (sadly my case)

do’s:
✅ train it
✅ spend time with it
don’ts:

🚫 get a pet just for girls
🚫 neglect it
🚫 get a pet if you don’t have the money to take care of it

tldr if you have a cute pet use it to your advantage, having one makes you appear more nt and approachable and if you can introduce women to your pets irl and use them as conversation topics for maximum socialmaxxing

take the petpill 👑
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solid thread not long till it is on BOTB
 
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All fun and games till you slip up and a hungry gook devours your pet into their recessed maxilla.
 
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Meanwhile my incel ass just has a fish tank
 
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i’m the owner of two adorable miniature poodles View attachment 1927578

when i talk to girls on ig (my pics often feature my dogs) i tend to bring them up if i see they like dogs, sometimes they even ask me about them so we already have an enthusiastic conversation going 😍

if you’re autistic like me then an activity involving your pet can help you socialize. when i met my to-be prom date we would go on walks with my dog and then sit at her place while they were running around and playing (making her associate me with positive shit, in this case happy dogs wagging their tails and play fighting)

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i threw a party at my place later that month, everyone was playing with my dogs and the girl showed up in the sluttiest dress ever she was literally all over me that night and the best part is my dogs were bros so they didn’t cockblock me jfl (ended up going to prom with her, kissing and doing dry)

my dogs were used to her smell so they jumped on her and licked her every she saw them making her a lot more approachable

this is a more theoretical part but i also believe that your pet reflects your pheno
• german shepherd = thugmaxxed
• golden retriever = approachable
• poodle = jestermaxxed (sadly my case)

do’s:
✅ train it
✅ spend time with it
don’ts:

🚫 get a pet just for girls
🚫 neglect it
🚫 get a pet if you don’t have the money to take care of it

tldr if you have a cute pet use it to your advantage, having one makes you appear more nt and approachable and if you can introduce women to your pets irl and use them as conversation topics for maximum socialmaxxing

take the petpill 👑
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at this point dogs mog most of the members here so they will probably do all the fucking and slaying
 
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my dog died its over
 
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I have a cat

Cats are cool
 
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Just have puppy theory
 
pets are too high maintenance and dirty to justify having one, just take tinder photos with someone's cute dog
 
i’m the owner of two adorable miniature poodles View attachment 1927578

when i talk to girls on ig (my pics often feature my dogs) i tend to bring them up if i see they like dogs, sometimes they even ask me about them so we already have an enthusiastic conversation going 😍

if you’re autistic like me then an activity involving your pet can help you socialize. when i met my to-be prom date we would go on walks with my dog and then sit at her place while they were running around and playing (making her associate me with positive shit, in this case happy dogs wagging their tails and play fighting)

View attachment 1927613

i threw a party at my place later that month, everyone was playing with my dogs and the girl showed up in the sluttiest dress ever she was literally all over me that night and the best part is my dogs were bros so they didn’t cockblock me jfl (ended up going to prom with her, kissing and doing dry)

my dogs were used to her smell so they jumped on her and licked her every she saw them making her a lot more approachable

this is a more theoretical part but i also believe that your pet reflects your pheno
• german shepherd = thugmaxxed
• golden retriever = approachable
• poodle = jestermaxxed (sadly my case)

do’s:
✅ train it
✅ spend time with it
don’ts:

🚫 get a pet just for girls
🚫 neglect it
🚫 get a pet if you don’t have the money to take care of it

tldr if you have a cute pet use it to your advantage, having one makes you appear more nt and approachable and if you can introduce women to your pets irl and use them as conversation topics for maximum socialmaxxing

take the petpill 👑
View attachment 1927662
I always walk with my dog because people look at me weird when I wear all black and walk at 10pm. Having a dog instantly makes you appear to be a more reasonable kind person.
 
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