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ascension from uglyburger (human log
16 y 175 (fraud height 182)
this was me in 2025 January
I was hella bloated and boneless
really thought that I looked cute here
It was actually a snap I send it to my old gf(ex)
At that time I always compared myself with my old gf (ex) her guyfriends or her exes
I always felt so uncomfortable with my appearance and with my height cus I was 15 and (165) manlet (boylet) soy boy
While the other guy friends and her exes was like 180 and 18 to 20yo
So yeah then I discovered looksmax.org
And then I did a research how to get rid of my face fat (baby fat) my old gf (ex) always told me that it looked cute but like i view her past with those other chad she was f.cking with and some shit I didn’t believe that what she said
So I research and research and finally found something like doing cardio and drinking coco nut water to debloat
So yeah I did that I losed weight and fat
But not on my face only on my body
Yeah I was hella tired got depressed cus
I really wanted to be pretty for her and wanted to be the prettiest boyfriend for her but yeah
Later on we broke up because of family problems )
Then I discovered that it was my buccal fat that is holding me back
I want to get rid of it so I buyed sum shi like gua sha and icing my face and doing calorie deficit didn’t saw no small results after 1 months
Bp got a little bit mainstream my friends always called me sub5 and boneless and little cus Im short I was really getting sad because I can’t do nothing about it
Yeah whatever later on I discovered bonesmashing so I started to smash my zygomatic bones
Yeah let’s ignore my sub human side profile
But y’all see it got swollen and I processed to do it
I felt a little bit prettier but I always though that it’s never enough
So I had a dumb idea because I didn’t want to wait till I’m 18 to get buccal fat removal
So I diy it
Buccal fat removal diy at home (please I don’t recommend to do it please don’t do it just wait till you are 18 )
I just cut a little hole from the inside of my mouth
and pressed all the fat out so I get a hollowed face it didn’t end well I was bleeding so much i spit the blood out and I also spit a little bit of fat out it was brown to yellowish color I disinfected my mouth
And started to sew it so it doesn’t bleed anymore
Yeah this was me after all that bone smashing and diy buccal fat removal
Yeah finally ltn
Later on I realised that my eye area is suboptimal so I trained my orbital and squinted but it didn’t help so good
Chilling on org then I saw something like
Cutting your medial canthus or something about cutting the outer corner of the eye
I was really thinking about it because (canthoplasty) cost something like 5,000 to 10‘000€ where I live and I can’t afford that
And I still didn’t wanted to wait till I’m 18
Yeah I buyed contact lenses to ascend my eye area and cut a little bit of my medial canthus
People always told me that my eye area is fucked and shit then I always felt sad and didn’t had no confidence so one night I just thought what if I cut my outer corner
I was really lonely because I felt like I’m invisible for people
I checked my ex her ig story saw a boy she was posting and caption it as a
I felt so angry took a blade and slowely cut my outer corner of the eyes while I was thinking about
„if I was prettier she would not do me like that“
I bleed a lot and all the blood came in my eye
It hurt so bad atp I really just wanted to rope
And yeah
4 months later after all that horrific ascension and lore
The new uglyburger
Rate me now?
My medial canthus healed so fast didn’t even wanted to cut it again cus I already cutted the outer part
2025 January Build skinny asf and bloated asf
Eating goyslop
1 months
Recent from 1 week
Still working on my physic
going to take cjc-1295 with 17
And going to ascend even more with my face
Because it’s never enough
Going to get a maxilla expander because I got a recessed maxilla and slightly overbite
Now 175 if I’m not going to be 180cm atleast I’m going to get limb lengthening with 20yo
Because no girl wants a short dude it’s a brutal truth even if she’s with a manlet she still will look at those 6,4 chad with crazy physique on tiktok
SO YEAH THATS THE ASCENSION OF UGLYBURGER
(going to post my story of my life one day)
BTW got a new gf I hope she will not leave me for a chad
16 y 175 (fraud height 182)
this was me in 2025 January
I was hella bloated and boneless
really thought that I looked cute here
It was actually a snap I send it to my old gf(ex)
At that time I always compared myself with my old gf (ex) her guyfriends or her exes
I always felt so uncomfortable with my appearance and with my height cus I was 15 and (165) manlet (boylet) soy boy
While the other guy friends and her exes was like 180 and 18 to 20yo
So yeah then I discovered looksmax.org
And then I did a research how to get rid of my face fat (baby fat) my old gf (ex) always told me that it looked cute but like i view her past with those other chad she was f.cking with and some shit I didn’t believe that what she said
So I research and research and finally found something like doing cardio and drinking coco nut water to debloat
So yeah I did that I losed weight and fat
But not on my face only on my body
Yeah I was hella tired got depressed cus
I really wanted to be pretty for her and wanted to be the prettiest boyfriend for her but yeah
Later on we broke up because of family problems )
Then I discovered that it was my buccal fat that is holding me back
I want to get rid of it so I buyed sum shi like gua sha and icing my face and doing calorie deficit didn’t saw no small results after 1 months
Bp got a little bit mainstream my friends always called me sub5 and boneless and little cus Im short I was really getting sad because I can’t do nothing about it
Yeah whatever later on I discovered bonesmashing so I started to smash my zygomatic bones
Yeah let’s ignore my sub human side profile
But y’all see it got swollen and I processed to do it
I felt a little bit prettier but I always though that it’s never enough
So I had a dumb idea because I didn’t want to wait till I’m 18 to get buccal fat removal
So I diy it
Buccal fat removal diy at home (please I don’t recommend to do it please don’t do it just wait till you are 18 )
I just cut a little hole from the inside of my mouth
and pressed all the fat out so I get a hollowed face it didn’t end well I was bleeding so much i spit the blood out and I also spit a little bit of fat out it was brown to yellowish color I disinfected my mouthAnd started to sew it so it doesn’t bleed anymore
Yeah this was me after all that bone smashing and diy buccal fat removal
Yeah finally ltn
Later on I realised that my eye area is suboptimal so I trained my orbital and squinted but it didn’t help so good
Chilling on org then I saw something like
Cutting your medial canthus or something about cutting the outer corner of the eye
I was really thinking about it because (canthoplasty) cost something like 5,000 to 10‘000€ where I live and I can’t afford that
And I still didn’t wanted to wait till I’m 18
Yeah I buyed contact lenses to ascend my eye area and cut a little bit of my medial canthus
People always told me that my eye area is fucked and shit then I always felt sad and didn’t had no confidence so one night I just thought what if I cut my outer corner
I was really lonely because I felt like I’m invisible for people
I checked my ex her ig story saw a boy she was posting and caption it as a
I felt so angry took a blade and slowely cut my outer corner of the eyes while I was thinking about
„if I was prettier she would not do me like that“
I bleed a lot and all the blood came in my eye
It hurt so bad atp I really just wanted to rope
And yeah
4 months later after all that horrific ascension and lore
The new uglyburger
Rate me now?
My medial canthus healed so fast didn’t even wanted to cut it again cus I already cutted the outer part
2025 January Build skinny asf and bloated asf
Eating goyslop
1 months
Recent from 1 week
Still working on my physic
going to take cjc-1295 with 17
And going to ascend even more with my face
Because it’s never enough
Going to get a maxilla expander because I got a recessed maxilla and slightly overbite
Now 175 if I’m not going to be 180cm atleast I’m going to get limb lengthening with 20yo
Because no girl wants a short dude it’s a brutal truth even if she’s with a manlet she still will look at those 6,4 chad with crazy physique on tiktok
SO YEAH THATS THE ASCENSION OF UGLYBURGER
(going to post my story of my life one day)
BTW got a new gf I hope she will not leave me for a chad
