How I became the masked menace of my city (deadass got a nemesis now)

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my life used to be so boring i felt like a side character in my own movie. wake up > school > doomscroll > sleep. rinse repeat.

then one night 2 months ago i was like nah, fk this npc shit. I grabbed an old Nike ski mask, walked out at 1am, and decided i was gonna do side quests irl.

first night i shoulder bumped some random dude at a gas station and he legit squared up like it was ufc weigh-ins. we scrapped a bit then dipped before the cops pulled up. adrenaline was like a drug.

after that it escalated.

one time i climbed on top of a taco bell roof at 3am and just stared at cars until one guy yelled “yo what the hell is that.”
i chased a group of e-bikers down the street just for fun, one dude wiped out and called me the “ski goblin.”
another time i jumped out an alley and screamed “taxes are due” at some drunk guys and they bolted 💀
but here’s the craziest part — there’s this ONE dude who keeps showing up. tall, built, always in a hoodie. we fought twice already. first time he rocked my jaw so hard i was in so much pain for 2 weeks. second time i almost had him but he swept my legs like some karate kid shit.

idk who he is but it feels like he’s my official nemesis now. parents think i’m gaming at night… meanwhile im basically living a side plot to batman.

should i keep this going or chill before i get packed?
 
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