How I cockblocked a manlet

[IHateMyself]

This was few days ago, I was in a "pub" with 3 guy friends and 2 girls, with us there was a serbian "drugdealer" which is in town just for a little while, he hit on one of the girls and she brought him to us since we don't have anyone with drugs.

Night was alright ig but everything here closes at midnight so we had to go home.

I walked back home but got a text from one of the girls "hey we are at my place, we got weed, come over"

And I walked to her place (it's like a small garage with a table and stools, she still lives with her parents).

And when I came in the image was so perfect I will never forget it:

Her (4.5PSL) and that drug dealer (3.5PSL 5'7-5'8 manlet) were sitting across the table, she was smoking and he was visibly horny and down bad. When I walked in he literally had like the most disappointed look ever, he was so close to crying. He said "hey bro, i brought weed, want some?" in the most cuck way possible.

We smoked for like half an hour. he was visibly pissed at me (jfl at him thinking he had a shot) after which I said I have to go to sleep. She immediately said she was tired too and has to go. And as a cherry on top I kissed her just to piss off that serbian manlet even more.




THIS INTERACTION GAVE ME SO MUCH SELF CONFIDENCE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

 

[IHateMyself]

Does anyone know how to ss snap messages, I don't have 2 phones.

 

[IHateMyself]

This thread: CUCKOLD PORN MEGATHREAD (NSFW ALLOWED)

Lowkey

 

[Deleted member 7112]

 

[IHateMyself]

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This is the most based thing I ever did

 

[Deleted member 12669]

Inb4 the serbian nigga puts a hit out on you

 

[Matthias8272]

Does anyone know how to ss snap messages, I don't have 2 phones.

screen record and then ss the recording still work? I haven't used snapchat in years

 

[Tony]

teles from the mental asylum

 

[IHateMyself]

Inb4 the serbian nigga puts a hit out on you

He is a broke ass drug dealer, looks like a kid lol

 

[IHateMyself]

teles from the mental asylum

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[Merćer]

Dope dealers are like that? I expected a violent sociopath in a dark alleyway with a box cutter or maybe a pistol.

 

[IHateMyself]

Dope dealers are like that? I expected a violent sociopath in a dark alleyway with a box cutter or maybe a pistol.

Not here jfl

 

[BearBoy]

Dope dealers are like that? I expected a violent sociopath in a dark alleyway with a box cutter or maybe a pistol.

nah most of the ones i met are small and stoned

but some can be dangerous

 

[Merćer]

nah most of the ones i met are small and stoned

but some can be dangerous

And you still payed for the drugs? You can just stomp on that midgets head and take his money and drugs.

 

[BearBoy]

And you still payed for the drugs? You can just stomp on that midgets head and take his money and drugs.

No i never paid for the drugs i smoked weed for free

when did i even say i paid lol

 

[Bitch]

Inb4 the serbian nigga puts a hit out on you

plot twist: he was a serbian mafia drug lord

 

[Deleted member 12002]

This was few days ago, I was in a "pub" with 3 guy friends and 2 girls, with us there was a serbian "drugdealer" which is in town just for a little while, he hit on one of the girls and she brought him to us since we don't have anyone with drugs.

Night was alright ig but everything here closes at midnight so we had to go home.

I walked back home but got a text from one of the girls "hey we are at my place, we got weed, come over"

And I walked to her place (it's like a small garage with a table and stools, she still lives with her parents).

And when I came in the image was so perfect I will never forget it:

Her (4.5PSL) and that drug dealer (3.5PSL 5'7-5'8 manlet) were sitting across the table, she was smoking and he was visibly horny and down bad. When I walked in he literally had like the most disappointed look ever, he was so close to crying. He said "hey bro, i brought weed, want some?" in the most cuck way possible.

We smoked for like half an hour. he was visibly pissed at me (jfl at him thinking he had a shot) after which I said I have to go to sleep. She immediately said she was tired too and has to go. And as a cherry on top I kissed her just to piss off that serbian manlet even more.




THIS INTERACTION GAVE ME SO MUCH SELF CONFIDENCE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

Why did it give you confidence? How did you cock block him? You didn't cock block him.

 

[Prettyboy]

Serbs just cannot compete

 

[IHateMyself]

Serbs just cannot compete
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Cuck nation ngl

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Anecdotes from 3rd world slums

 

[TsarTsar444]

Serbs just cannot compete
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Bosnia and Croatia bros ngl

 

[studiocel]

Why did it give you confidence? How did you cock block him? You didn't cock block him.

How did you cockblock him? He was just selling weed and doing his job?

 

[Prettyboy]

Bosnia and Croatia bros ngl

Yes. Also Slovenia is kind of a side character country but they are very kind people as well

 

[IHateMyself]

How did you cockblock him? He was just selling weed and doing his job?

He gave her weed for free lmao

 

[IHateMyself]

Bosnia and Croatia bros ngl

True

 

[TsarTsar444]

Yes. Also Slovenia is kind of a side character country but they are very kind people as well

Slovenia and Croatia the mittle europa brocels, meanwhile Bosnia the awkward oriental muslimcels trying to larp as central europeans

 

[IHateMyself]

Slovenia and Croatia the mittle europa brocels, meanwhile Bosnia the awkward oriental muslimcels trying to larp as central europeans

And serbians are annoying cousins

 

[Prettyboy]

Slovenia and Croatia the mittle europa brocels, meanwhile Bosnia the awkward oriental muslimcels trying to larp as central europeans

Yes but I mean it made sense to convert to Islam under the Ottoman rule, at least they are not larping like Serbians do. In fact they probably both have the same amount of Turkish DNA in them, the latter just tries to hide it (muh Velika Srbija ).

I really feel sorry for Bosnia tho. It's such a beautiful place but suffered the most from the jugo wars.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Yes but I mean it made sense to convert to Islam under the Ottoman rule, at least they are not larping like Serbians do. In fact they probably both have the same amount of Turkish DNA in them, the latter just tries to hide it (muh Velika Srbija ).

I really feel sorry for Bosnia tho. It's such a beautiful place but suffered the most from the jugo wars.

Bosnians have no turkish genes, not even 1%, while Serbs have a tiny bit and mostly in the South. Turks only settled Bulgaria, North Greece and Macedonia in big numbers, but even then they didn't mix with the natives much at all

 

[cracka]

he must be death tier looks if he got cockblocked from you; you're like 4psl including height

 

[IHateMyself]

he must be death tier looks if he got cockblocked from you; you're like 4psl including height

Including height in psl, greycel moment

I mog you and your whole family you subhuman abused dog

 

[Deleted member 12002]

How did you cockblock him? He was just selling weed and doing his job?

Take it back. Don't be talkin smack up in my motha f*ckin territory bae bae.

 

[cracka]

Including height in psl, greycel moment

I mog you and your whole family you subhuman abused dog

if you weren't such a eurocuck and actually understood English grammar you'd know that my connotation differed them, but I added it in there under my already preconceived connotation additionally just because I didn't feel like making it more complicated. you're an ugly twink who has no idea how to middle part; being 6'9 makes you an ugly disformed faggot.

 

[IHateMyself]

if you weren't such a eurocuck and actually understood English grammar you'd know that my connotation differed them, but I added it in there under my already preconceived connotation additionally just because I didn't feel like making it more complicated. you're an ugly twink who has no idea how to middle part; being 6'9 makes you an ugly disformed faggot.

"I'm jealous"

 

[cracka]

"I'm jealous"

no i just dead srs get so angry at your face for no reason

 

[IHateMyself]

no i just dead srs get so angry at your face for no reason

"Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time"

 

[cracka]

"Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time"

nah i've had something against your faggot face since the start; you're a socially inept faggot who looks like a rapist. nothing against you personally, i just hate your guts.

 

[IHateMyself]

nah i've had something against your faggot face since the start; you're a socially inept faggot who looks like a rapist. nothing against you personally, i just hate your guts.

"Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time"

 

[Deleted member 14262]

Does anyone know how to ss snap messages, I don't have 2 phones.

Hold down on the persons name. Then swipe slowly to the left so the chat partially opens. Then screenshot the message.