HOW I FUCKED A BIG TITTY & ASS STACYLITE INTRUDER IN MY PENTHOUSE - NOT FUCKING LARP NOT TALES

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So it was like 6:07AM and I was peacefully sleeping allowing my body to refuel to MOG the life out of everyone today. For stats: I'm 6'8, 225lb/102KG, 5% body fat, 28 Inch Bidelt, Low Chad (I can also function without sleep like 5 days before feeling a bit tired but I just slept to go skip time). I'm in my $100000, 3M x 2M, custom elephant asshole made bed in my top story penthouse in @Miami ($500,000 a week rent), but my fucking deep, ATP replenishing sleep gets FUCKING interrupted.

A striking squeaky noise breaks the previously dead-silent chamber of my home. Since this is quite atypical of my home (I live in a 100 story penthouse in Miami, remember) I instantly kip up from my bed from a lying position using only my big toes despite having no force to hard surface to leverage off since I sleep in a bed which sinks my body down 50cm (brutal athleticism pill, I could of won a decathlon in the Olympics but was late cuz having big 1M20F orgy with WASP Stacies).

Whilst I'm standing up, I use A10 eyes to go scan around my home to look for the source of the noise. Whatever the source of the noise was must of gotten scared since now it was back to silence, but niggas really think I'm only gonna rely on my 34mm pfl, PCT, A10 eyes. :lul: So with my tongue, I click it on the top of my 50mm palate with the taste of some WASP, 5'10, SL model pussy juice still ringing in my mouth from a few hours ago. My click legit rings through the whole fucking home despite it being a whole fucking penthouse and then I locate my target. I could tell off my intruder's hair slightly being breezed by the wind outside and that nigga is hiding in the 4th bathroom on the last floor (of 3). Like I said, I'm quite the winner of the athleticism pill, so I water board dive down my staircase (20m) and do a safety tuck roll at the bottom so I don't take any fall damage.

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I'm in the bathroom now and I see what the noise was: a burglar, but this one was different. The burglar fit the stereotype of ones you'd seen in a movie: wearing all black & big sack to hold stolen goods, but they forgot their mask -- and it was a woman; not just any regular woman though, she didn't have her mask on and was a 5'11 near-stacy WASP with some big fat fucking tits and a soft voluptuous ass. But this SL robber must of been on some high T shit when I caught her because instead of backing down, she legit tried to fight me. Bitch legit got up and went into the standard Muay Thai stance and threw a low kick at my quad. Luckily (also tying into athleticism pill), I've also trained in MMA since I was 5--I was a trainer for Jon Jones back in the day, I could have you on the ground in .3 seconds FYI--so I checked that shit easily and we went shin-to-shin but it was her fragile, glass shin against my FAT MOGGER steel barbell for walking. After our shins bounced, she grimaced in pain and made sort of a moaning sound which made my dick (12 inches) hard AF. So while she was still in shock from the pain, I did a single leg take down and tumbled on-top of each other. Our bodies ended up pressed against each other but she now felt how fucking hard my dick was & it was legit pushing against her stomach.

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When she realised this, her eyes turned wide after feeling the python against her stomach. Her pain turned into her starting to smirk at me before she started to touch on my chest. It's nice that we were already in the missionary position. Using my hand, I lowkey pulled her black jeans off to expose her already wet tight WASP pussy. Next thing yknow, my dick is throbbing out and legit rips through my shorts. So while we're there, I'm just jackhammering her shit in while she moans were loud enough to be heard from adjacent penthouses. I'm legit shoving that shit in 12 inches deep while still moving like a drill, and then it reaches to the point where some of the mirrors crack since it's just too loud bro. Shit felt so nice, I was putting my shit in like a warm nice ass cocoon and her SCREAMING sounded like the first time I listened to Devil In A New Dress by Kanye. My thrusts were just so fucking powerful to the point her tits were legit shaking like we were in an earthquake & I think I bruised her general pelvic area a bit :ROFLMAO:. Anyway, after like a few hours, I bust my shit inside her but there's too much cum so it might even trace back into my urethra, so I rip my shit out and then there's still more nut spewing onto her face & now she looks like fucking Speed after he packed CR7.

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I got her number and now we're regular FWB but I make her pay like a few thousand grand for me to fuck her (she cums multiple times a day with her friends), but the few thousand is pretty much negligible to me because I'm a multi billionaire.

In B4: DNR, Tales, Schizo Ramblings, Larp

shut up nigga, stay envious of my Chad life, faggot bitch boy.

@Mogs Me @irrumator praetor @EthiopianMaxxer @Nectar
 
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@CelestialEmpire take notes, boy.
 
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buimokpl
 
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I would be impressed by this if you were 15 — but no, you’re a little grown Manlet sissy faggot; I use the dildx of the men your size to light my cigars by friction from slapping their dick to my cigar.

I stand at a humble 7’10 400 pounds (97% is pure muscle) lab engineered with @davidlaidisme67 superior genetics. I drink uranium as one of my go to cheat meals for calories and protein.

My job is to stop any foreign attacks to USA and isreal like last yesterday when I stopped a Iran missile by flying up to it and relaxing my throat and making eye contact wit it which made it explode from the brutal mog it had to face

But anyways since I’m humble I’m gonna tell you how I deal with delinquents like these men or women
My house is bucking ham palace located in Uk📍 it’s worth 4.9 billion and I have to pay over 400 million just to cover its weekly expenses

A group of black individuals were trying to rob my house but they did 1 big mistake… which was waking me up from my cryo - sleep while getting my dildx milked from a chute to create more clones of myself to mine crypto for me

I immediately left my cryo - sleep chamber and rushed to the robbers; I used the dripping semen off my cock from the chute as webs like how spiderman does to dis arm them

Than I slowly clapped to signal the advanced ai system to light the bulbs so I could have some fun with the robbers
I immediately opened my secret wardrobe that’s filled with various weapons from various wars,

I chose the rpg as my personal play toy for today and I made them hit sum moves for me or I would blow their shit smoove of with my rpg
I even recorded them dancing for me like good slaves



So, yeah, get life mogged.
 
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Finally some relatable threads.
 
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mirin

this is what will win you fuoty
 
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Nigga def took inspo from @Miami
 
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6'8 225lb:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: fucking victim weight
 
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Larp from the andromeda galaxy 🆒
 
So it was like 6:07AM and I was peacefully sleeping allowing my body to refuel to MOG the life out of everyone today. For stats: I'm 6'8, 225lb/102KG, 5% body fat, 28 Inch Bidelt, Low Chad (I can also function without sleep like 5 days before feeling a bit tired but I just slept to go skip time). I'm in my $100000, 3M x 2M, custom elephant asshole made bed in my top story penthouse in @Miami ($500,000 a week rent), but my fucking deep, ATP replenishing sleep gets FUCKING interrupted.

A striking squeaky noise breaks the previously dead-silent chamber of my home. Since this is quite atypical of my home (I live in a 100 story penthouse in Miami, remember) I instantly kip up from my bed from a lying position using only my big toes despite having no force to hard surface to leverage off since I sleep in a bed which sinks my body down 50cm (brutal athleticism pill, I could of won a decathlon in the Olympics but was late cuz having big 1M20F orgy with WASP Stacies).

Whilst I'm standing up, I use A10 eyes to go scan around my home to look for the source of the noise. Whatever the source of the noise was must of gotten scared since now it was back to silence, but niggas really think I'm only gonna rely on my 34mm pfl, PCT, A10 eyes. :lul: So with my tongue, I click it on the top of my 50mm palate with the taste of some WASP, 5'10, SL model pussy juice still ringing in my mouth from a few hours ago. My click legit rings through the whole fucking home despite it being a whole fucking penthouse and then I locate my target. I could tell off my intruder's hair slightly being breezed by the wind outside and that nigga is hiding in the 4th bathroom on the last floor (of 3). Like I said, I'm quite the winner of the athleticism pill, so I water board dive down my staircase (20m) and do a safety tuck roll at the bottom so I don't take any fall damage.

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I'm in the bathroom now and I see what the noise was: a burglar, but this one was different. The burglar fit the stereotype of ones you'd seen in a movie: wearing all black & big sack to hold stolen goods, but they forgot their mask -- and it was a woman; not just any regular woman though, she didn't have her mask on and was a 5'11 near-stacy WASP with some big fat fucking tits and a soft voluptuous ass. But this SL robber must of been on some high T shit when I caught her because instead of backing down, she legit tried to fight me. Bitch legit got up and went into the standard Muay Thai stance and threw a low kick at my quad. Luckily (also tying into athleticism pill), I've also trained in MMA since I was 5--I was a trainer for Jon Jones back in the day, I could have you on the ground in .3 seconds FYI--so I checked that shit easily and we went shin-to-shin but it was her fragile, glass shin against my FAT MOGGER steel barbell for walking. After our shins bounced, she grimaced in pain and made sort of a moaning sound which made my dick (12 inches) hard AF. So while she was still in shock from the pain, I did a single leg take down and tumbled on-top of each other. Our bodies ended up pressed against each other but she now felt how fucking hard my dick was & it was legit pushing against her stomach.

View attachment 4812708

When she realised this, her eyes turned wide after feeling the python against her stomach. Her pain turned into her starting to smirk at me before she started to touch on my chest. It's nice that we were already in the missionary position. Using my hand, I lowkey pulled her black jeans off to expose her already wet tight WASP pussy. Next thing yknow, my dick is throbbing out and legit rips through my shorts. So while we're there, I'm just jackhammering her shit in while she moans were loud enough to be heard from adjacent penthouses. I'm legit shoving that shit in 12 inches deep while still moving like a drill, and then it reaches to the point where some of the mirrors crack since it's just too loud bro. Shit felt so nice, I was putting my shit in like a warm nice ass cocoon and her SCREAMING sounded like the first time I listened to Devil In A New Dress by Kanye. My thrusts were just so fucking powerful to the point her tits were legit shaking like we were in an earthquake & I think I bruised her general pelvic area a bit :ROFLMAO:. Anyway, after like a few hours, I bust my shit inside her but there's too much cum so it might even trace back into my urethra, so I rip my shit out and then there's still more nut spewing onto her face & now she looks like fucking Speed after he packed CR7.

View attachment 4812714

I got her number and now we're regular FWB but I make her pay like a few thousand grand for me to fuck her (she cums multiple times a day with her friends), but the few thousand is pretty much negligible to me because I'm a multi billionaire.

In B4: DNR, Tales, Schizo Ramblings, Larp

shut up nigga, stay envious of my Chad life, faggot bitch boy.

@Mogs Me @irrumator praetor @EthiopianMaxxer @Nectar
incoherent murmurs straight outta the Mumbai psyche ward
 
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So it was like 6:07AM and I was peacefully sleeping allowing my body to refuel to MOG the life out of everyone today. For stats: I'm 6'8, 225lb/102KG, 5% body fat, 28 Inch Bidelt, Low Chad (I can also function without sleep like 5 days before feeling a bit tired but I just slept to go skip time). I'm in my $100000, 3M x 2M, custom elephant asshole made bed in my top story penthouse in @Miami ($500,000 a week rent), but my fucking deep, ATP replenishing sleep gets FUCKING interrupted.

A striking squeaky noise breaks the previously dead-silent chamber of my home. Since this is quite atypical of my home (I live in a 100 story penthouse in Miami, remember) I instantly kip up from my bed from a lying position using only my big toes despite having no force to hard surface to leverage off since I sleep in a bed which sinks my body down 50cm (brutal athleticism pill, I could of won a decathlon in the Olympics but was late cuz having big 1M20F orgy with WASP Stacies).

Whilst I'm standing up, I use A10 eyes to go scan around my home to look for the source of the noise. Whatever the source of the noise was must of gotten scared since now it was back to silence, but niggas really think I'm only gonna rely on my 34mm pfl, PCT, A10 eyes. :lul: So with my tongue, I click it on the top of my 50mm palate with the taste of some WASP, 5'10, SL model pussy juice still ringing in my mouth from a few hours ago. My click legit rings through the whole fucking home despite it being a whole fucking penthouse and then I locate my target. I could tell off my intruder's hair slightly being breezed by the wind outside and that nigga is hiding in the 4th bathroom on the last floor (of 3). Like I said, I'm quite the winner of the athleticism pill, so I water board dive down my staircase (20m) and do a safety tuck roll at the bottom so I don't take any fall damage.

View attachment 4812700

I'm in the bathroom now and I see what the noise was: a burglar, but this one was different. The burglar fit the stereotype of ones you'd seen in a movie: wearing all black & big sack to hold stolen goods, but they forgot their mask -- and it was a woman; not just any regular woman though, she didn't have her mask on and was a 5'11 near-stacy WASP with some big fat fucking tits and a soft voluptuous ass. But this SL robber must of been on some high T shit when I caught her because instead of backing down, she legit tried to fight me. Bitch legit got up and went into the standard Muay Thai stance and threw a low kick at my quad. Luckily (also tying into athleticism pill), I've also trained in MMA since I was 5--I was a trainer for Jon Jones back in the day, I could have you on the ground in .3 seconds FYI--so I checked that shit easily and we went shin-to-shin but it was her fragile, glass shin against my FAT MOGGER steel barbell for walking. After our shins bounced, she grimaced in pain and made sort of a moaning sound which made my dick (12 inches) hard AF. So while she was still in shock from the pain, I did a single leg take down and tumbled on-top of each other. Our bodies ended up pressed against each other but she now felt how fucking hard my dick was & it was legit pushing against her stomach.

View attachment 4812708

When she realised this, her eyes turned wide after feeling the python against her stomach. Her pain turned into her starting to smirk at me before she started to touch on my chest. It's nice that we were already in the missionary position. Using my hand, I lowkey pulled her black jeans off to expose her already wet tight WASP pussy. Next thing yknow, my dick is throbbing out and legit rips through my shorts. So while we're there, I'm just jackhammering her shit in while she moans were loud enough to be heard from adjacent penthouses. I'm legit shoving that shit in 12 inches deep while still moving like a drill, and then it reaches to the point where some of the mirrors crack since it's just too loud bro. Shit felt so nice, I was putting my shit in like a warm nice ass cocoon and her SCREAMING sounded like the first time I listened to Devil In A New Dress by Kanye. My thrusts were just so fucking powerful to the point her tits were legit shaking like we were in an earthquake & I think I bruised her general pelvic area a bit :ROFLMAO:. Anyway, after like a few hours, I bust my shit inside her but there's too much cum so it might even trace back into my urethra, so I rip my shit out and then there's still more nut spewing onto her face & now she looks like fucking Speed after he packed CR7.

View attachment 4812714

I got her number and now we're regular FWB but I make her pay like a few thousand grand for me to fuck her (she cums multiple times a day with her friends), but the few thousand is pretty much negligible to me because I'm a multi billionaire.

In B4: DNR, Tales, Schizo Ramblings, Larp

shut up nigga, stay envious of my Chad life, faggot bitch boy.

@Mogs Me @irrumator praetor @EthiopianMaxxer @Nectar
say wallahi bro
 
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Thanks for sharing you Mumbai based experience :ClapHD:
 
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I didn’t say that you’re larping tho :feelswat: I just have a feeling that this experience took place in Mumbai, with a twist :feelshmm:
 
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I didn’t say that you’re larping tho :feelswat: I just have a feeling that this experience took place in Mumbai, with a twist :feelshmm:
nah bro in my miami penthouse
 
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So it was like 6:07AM and I was peacefully sleeping allowing my body to refuel to MOG the life out of everyone today. For stats: I'm 6'8, 225lb/102KG, 5% body fat, 28 Inch Bidelt, Low Chad (I can also function without sleep like 5 days before feeling a bit tired but I just slept to go skip time). I'm in my $100000, 3M x 2M, custom elephant asshole made bed in my top story penthouse in @Miami ($500,000 a week rent), but my fucking deep, ATP replenishing sleep gets FUCKING interrupted.

A striking squeaky noise breaks the previously dead-silent chamber of my home. Since this is quite atypical of my home (I live in a 100 story penthouse in Miami, remember) I instantly kip up from my bed from a lying position using only my big toes despite having no force to hard surface to leverage off since I sleep in a bed which sinks my body down 50cm (brutal athleticism pill, I could of won a decathlon in the Olympics but was late cuz having big 1M20F orgy with WASP Stacies).

Whilst I'm standing up, I use A10 eyes to go scan around my home to look for the source of the noise. Whatever the source of the noise was must of gotten scared since now it was back to silence, but niggas really think I'm only gonna rely on my 34mm pfl, PCT, A10 eyes. :lul: So with my tongue, I click it on the top of my 50mm palate with the taste of some WASP, 5'10, SL model pussy juice still ringing in my mouth from a few hours ago. My click legit rings through the whole fucking home despite it being a whole fucking penthouse and then I locate my target. I could tell off my intruder's hair slightly being breezed by the wind outside and that nigga is hiding in the 4th bathroom on the last floor (of 3). Like I said, I'm quite the winner of the athleticism pill, so I water board dive down my staircase (20m) and do a safety tuck roll at the bottom so I don't take any fall damage.

View attachment 4812700

I'm in the bathroom now and I see what the noise was: a burglar, but this one was different. The burglar fit the stereotype of ones you'd seen in a movie: wearing all black & big sack to hold stolen goods, but they forgot their mask -- and it was a woman; not just any regular woman though, she didn't have her mask on and was a 5'11 near-stacy WASP with some big fat fucking tits and a soft voluptuous ass. But this SL robber must of been on some high T shit when I caught her because instead of backing down, she legit tried to fight me. Bitch legit got up and went into the standard Muay Thai stance and threw a low kick at my quad. Luckily (also tying into athleticism pill), I've also trained in MMA since I was 5--I was a trainer for Jon Jones back in the day, I could have you on the ground in .3 seconds FYI--so I checked that shit easily and we went shin-to-shin but it was her fragile, glass shin against my FAT MOGGER steel barbell for walking. After our shins bounced, she grimaced in pain and made sort of a moaning sound which made my dick (12 inches) hard AF. So while she was still in shock from the pain, I did a single leg take down and tumbled on-top of each other. Our bodies ended up pressed against each other but she now felt how fucking hard my dick was & it was legit pushing against her stomach.

View attachment 4812708

When she realised this, her eyes turned wide after feeling the python against her stomach. Her pain turned into her starting to smirk at me before she started to touch on my chest. It's nice that we were already in the missionary position. Using my hand, I lowkey pulled her black jeans off to expose her already wet tight WASP pussy. Next thing yknow, my dick is throbbing out and legit rips through my shorts. So while we're there, I'm just jackhammering her shit in while she moans were loud enough to be heard from adjacent penthouses. I'm legit shoving that shit in 12 inches deep while still moving like a drill, and then it reaches to the point where some of the mirrors crack since it's just too loud bro. Shit felt so nice, I was putting my shit in like a warm nice ass cocoon and her SCREAMING sounded like the first time I listened to Devil In A New Dress by Kanye. My thrusts were just so fucking powerful to the point her tits were legit shaking like we were in an earthquake & I think I bruised her general pelvic area a bit :ROFLMAO:. Anyway, after like a few hours, I bust my shit inside her but there's too much cum so it might even trace back into my urethra, so I rip my shit out and then there's still more nut spewing onto her face & now she looks like fucking Speed after he packed CR7.

View attachment 4812714

I got her number and now we're regular FWB but I make her pay like a few thousand grand for me to fuck her (she cums multiple times a day with her friends), but the few thousand is pretty much negligible to me because I'm a multi billionaire.

In B4: DNR, Tales, Schizo Ramblings, Larp

shut up nigga, stay envious of my Chad life, faggot bitch boy.

@Mogs Me @irrumator praetor @EthiopianMaxxer @Nectar
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too good to be true
tales
 
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OP please Take Your Schizophrenia meds, we are all worried about you
 
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So it was like 6:07AM and I was peacefully sleeping allowing my body to refuel to MOG the life out of everyone today. For stats: I'm 6'8, 225lb/102KG, 5% body fat, 28 Inch Bidelt, Low Chad (I can also function without sleep like 5 days before feeling a bit tired but I just slept to go skip time). I'm in my $100000, 3M x 2M, custom elephant asshole made bed in my top story penthouse in @Miami ($500,000 a week rent), but my fucking deep, ATP replenishing sleep gets FUCKING interrupted.

A striking squeaky noise breaks the previously dead-silent chamber of my home. Since this is quite atypical of my home (I live in a 100 story penthouse in Miami, remember) I instantly kip up from my bed from a lying position using only my big toes despite having no force to hard surface to leverage off since I sleep in a bed which sinks my body down 50cm (brutal athleticism pill, I could of won a decathlon in the Olympics but was late cuz having big 1M20F orgy with WASP Stacies).

Whilst I'm standing up, I use A10 eyes to go scan around my home to look for the source of the noise. Whatever the source of the noise was must of gotten scared since now it was back to silence, but niggas really think I'm only gonna rely on my 34mm pfl, PCT, A10 eyes. :lul: So with my tongue, I click it on the top of my 50mm palate with the taste of some WASP, 5'10, SL model pussy juice still ringing in my mouth from a few hours ago. My click legit rings through the whole fucking home despite it being a whole fucking penthouse and then I locate my target. I could tell off my intruder's hair slightly being breezed by the wind outside and that nigga is hiding in the 4th bathroom on the last floor (of 3). Like I said, I'm quite the winner of the athleticism pill, so I water board dive down my staircase (20m) and do a safety tuck roll at the bottom so I don't take any fall damage.

View attachment 4812700

I'm in the bathroom now and I see what the noise was: a burglar, but this one was different. The burglar fit the stereotype of ones you'd seen in a movie: wearing all black & big sack to hold stolen goods, but they forgot their mask -- and it was a woman; not just any regular woman though, she didn't have her mask on and was a 5'11 near-stacy WASP with some big fat fucking tits and a soft voluptuous ass. But this SL robber must of been on some high T shit when I caught her because instead of backing down, she legit tried to fight me. Bitch legit got up and went into the standard Muay Thai stance and threw a low kick at my quad. Luckily (also tying into athleticism pill), I've also trained in MMA since I was 5--I was a trainer for Jon Jones back in the day, I could have you on the ground in .3 seconds FYI--so I checked that shit easily and we went shin-to-shin but it was her fragile, glass shin against my FAT MOGGER steel barbell for walking. After our shins bounced, she grimaced in pain and made sort of a moaning sound which made my dick (12 inches) hard AF. So while she was still in shock from the pain, I did a single leg take down and tumbled on-top of each other. Our bodies ended up pressed against each other but she now felt how fucking hard my dick was & it was legit pushing against her stomach.

View attachment 4812708

When she realised this, her eyes turned wide after feeling the python against her stomach. Her pain turned into her starting to smirk at me before she started to touch on my chest. It's nice that we were already in the missionary position. Using my hand, I lowkey pulled her black jeans off to expose her already wet tight WASP pussy. Next thing yknow, my dick is throbbing out and legit rips through my shorts. So while we're there, I'm just jackhammering her shit in while she moans were loud enough to be heard from adjacent penthouses. I'm legit shoving that shit in 12 inches deep while still moving like a drill, and then it reaches to the point where some of the mirrors crack since it's just too loud bro. Shit felt so nice, I was putting my shit in like a warm nice ass cocoon and her SCREAMING sounded like the first time I listened to Devil In A New Dress by Kanye. My thrusts were just so fucking powerful to the point her tits were legit shaking like we were in an earthquake & I think I bruised her general pelvic area a bit :ROFLMAO:. Anyway, after like a few hours, I bust my shit inside her but there's too much cum so it might even trace back into my urethra, so I rip my shit out and then there's still more nut spewing onto her face & now she looks like fucking Speed after he packed CR7.

View attachment 4812714

I got her number and now we're regular FWB but I make her pay like a few thousand grand for me to fuck her (she cums multiple times a day with her friends), but the few thousand is pretty much negligible to me because I'm a multi billionaire.

In B4: DNR, Tales, Schizo Ramblings, Larp

shut up nigga, stay envious of my Chad life, faggot bitch boy.

@Mogs Me @irrumator praetor @EthiopianMaxxer @Nectar
Fuck I wish I was u
 
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Can’t wait to make a larp head like this today so I can get a bunch of greys to believe it
 
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You needa put this effort into your essays
 
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45 minutes is insane copy this for your imaginary text if they make you write one for English
all of my long high effort shitposts are made in under one hour
i only edited for grammar
 
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all of my long high effort shitposts are made in under one hour
i only edited for grammar
Start writing them on paper in preparation for hsc then you’ll mog everyonr with your writing speed
 
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Start writing them on paper in preparation for hsc then you’ll mog everyonr with your writing speed
yeah i'm actually quite good at improv writing
the problem is that i have atrocious handwriting. i've lost marks over it.
 
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yeah i'm actually quite good at improv writing
the problem is that i have atrocious handwriting. i've lost marks over it.
I’ve got really ass hand writing but never lost marks for it it doesn’t matter in uni no one uses pen and paper but that may be because I’m doing IT
 
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I’ve got really ass hand writing but never lost marks for it it doesn’t matter in uni no one uses pen and paper but that may be because I’m doing IT
idk what i'll do in uni, still unsure. i think my ATAR is gonna be horse ass though, i can foresee it. i wanna get into one of the big unis though.
 
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idk what i'll do in uni, still unsure. i think my ATAR is gonna be horse ass though, i can foresee it. i wanna get into one of the big unis though.
uts and unsw are pretty good usyd is the best imo and Macquarie is the easiest to get to and still an alright uni everything else is meh
 
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uts and unsw are pretty good usyd is the best imo and Macquarie is the easiest to get to and still an alright uni everything else is meh
what is the atar requirement for those generally?
 
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what is the atar requirement for those generally?
uts and unsw would be like 80 atar you could maybe get in with a couple points less and some unis will give placement points if your in the zone so you could get 5 extra points for that usyd is like minimum 90 atar and Macquarie is like 70 minimum but you can get in with the 60s even mid 50s if they are desperate but if your doing law it’ll be a lot more higher
 
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W op, bump

Something similar happened to me... jk dgaf about writing another larp
 
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So it was like 6:07AM and I was peacefully sleeping allowing my body to refuel to MOG the life out of everyone today. For stats: I'm 6'8, 225lb/102KG, 5% body fat, 28 Inch Bidelt, Low Chad (I can also function without sleep like 5 days before feeling a bit tired but I just slept to go skip time). I'm in my $100000, 3M x 2M, custom elephant asshole made bed in my top story penthouse in @Miami ($500,000 a week rent), but my fucking deep, ATP replenishing sleep gets FUCKING interrupted.

A striking squeaky noise breaks the previously dead-silent chamber of my home. Since this is quite atypical of my home (I live in a 100 story penthouse in Miami, remember) I instantly kip up from my bed from a lying position using only my big toes despite having no force to hard surface to leverage off since I sleep in a bed which sinks my body down 50cm (brutal athleticism pill, I could of won a decathlon in the Olympics but was late cuz having big 1M20F orgy with WASP Stacies).

Whilst I'm standing up, I use A10 eyes to go scan around my home to look for the source of the noise. Whatever the source of the noise was must of gotten scared since now it was back to silence, but niggas really think I'm only gonna rely on my 34mm pfl, PCT, A10 eyes. :lul: So with my tongue, I click it on the top of my 50mm palate with the taste of some WASP, 5'10, SL model pussy juice still ringing in my mouth from a few hours ago. My click legit rings through the whole fucking home despite it being a whole fucking penthouse and then I locate my target. I could tell off my intruder's hair slightly being breezed by the wind outside and that nigga is hiding in the 4th bathroom on the last floor (of 3). Like I said, I'm quite the winner of the athleticism pill, so I water board dive down my staircase (20m) and do a safety tuck roll at the bottom so I don't take any fall damage.

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I'm in the bathroom now and I see what the noise was: a burglar, but this one was different. The burglar fit the stereotype of ones you'd seen in a movie: wearing all black & big sack to hold stolen goods, but they forgot their mask -- and it was a woman; not just any regular woman though, she didn't have her mask on and was a 5'11 near-stacy WASP with some big fat fucking tits and a soft voluptuous ass. But this SL robber must of been on some high T shit when I caught her because instead of backing down, she legit tried to fight me. Bitch legit got up and went into the standard Muay Thai stance and threw a low kick at my quad. Luckily (also tying into athleticism pill), I've also trained in MMA since I was 5--I was a trainer for Jon Jones back in the day, I could have you on the ground in .3 seconds FYI--so I checked that shit easily and we went shin-to-shin but it was her fragile, glass shin against my FAT MOGGER steel barbell for walking. After our shins bounced, she grimaced in pain and made sort of a moaning sound which made my dick (12 inches) hard AF. So while she was still in shock from the pain, I did a single leg take down and tumbled on-top of each other. Our bodies ended up pressed against each other but she now felt how fucking hard my dick was & it was legit pushing against her stomach.

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When she realised this, her eyes turned wide after feeling the python against her stomach. Her pain turned into her starting to smirk at me before she started to touch on my chest. It's nice that we were already in the missionary position. Using my hand, I lowkey pulled her black jeans off to expose her already wet tight WASP pussy. Next thing yknow, my dick is throbbing out and legit rips through my shorts. So while we're there, I'm just jackhammering her shit in while she moans were loud enough to be heard from adjacent penthouses. I'm legit shoving that shit in 12 inches deep while still moving like a drill, and then it reaches to the point where some of the mirrors crack since it's just too loud bro. Shit felt so nice, I was putting my shit in like a warm nice ass cocoon and her SCREAMING sounded like the first time I listened to Devil In A New Dress by Kanye. My thrusts were just so fucking powerful to the point her tits were legit shaking like we were in an earthquake & I think I bruised her general pelvic area a bit :ROFLMAO:. Anyway, after like a few hours, I bust my shit inside her but there's too much cum so it might even trace back into my urethra, so I rip my shit out and then there's still more nut spewing onto her face & now she looks like fucking Speed after he packed CR7.

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I got her number and now we're regular FWB but I make her pay like a few thousand grand for me to fuck her (she cums multiple times a day with her friends), but the few thousand is pretty much negligible to me because I'm a multi billionaire.

In B4: DNR, Tales, Schizo Ramblings, Larp

shut up nigga, stay envious of my Chad life, faggot bitch boy.

@Mogs Me @irrumator praetor @EthiopianMaxxer @Nectar
Tales from the depths of Kolkata, India
 
there's still more nut spewing onto her face & now she looks like fucking Speed after he packed CR7.

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I used the dripping semen off my cock from the chute as webs like how spiderman does to dis arm them
Yo im fucking crying :lul:

Can confirm the slay story, I was the walls of the penthouse and I watched you jackhammer that bitch while I jerked my veiny throbbing 8.5*6 in the corner like a little cuck.

I then slayed the same WASP SL after you and got sloppy seconds :feelswhy: . You stretched her out good bro she was feeling loose asf. First time my Godzilla cock didn't stretch someone out.
 
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