How I got FIRED from my last satanic wageslave job

[soulless_npc]

This one was a real doozy! Definitely satanic. Not as satanic as working on a garbage truck was, but I give it a 7.5/10 for satanic elements.

You had an electric pallet jack that you rode on and flew around a massive warehouse (the only cool part of it)

And you wore a headset that would have an AI voice babble numbers into your ear for 8-10 hours a day, until you could hear it in your sleep.

The hardest part was building pallets well while still operating within the time frame they wanted you to. The system had a pre-generated timeframe for orders, and you were graded on how close your actual time was to the predicted time. So if the headset said 60 minutes, your goal was to do it in 60 minutes (or less, borderline impossible). If you started lacking, you were subject to bitching and possible disciplinary action, and people telling you to go fuck yourself in the parking lot.

The people who were the fastest were all under the influence; that was the last frontier, if I had gone that route I would probably still be employed. To think that my problems could have been solved with $20 of snow, a toilet paper tube, a sheet of aluminum foil, and a lighter.

Alas! One particularly shitty day, my body, mind, and energy just gave out and I didn't have the strength.

I parked my shit, went outside to take an unscheduled mental health break, and shortly thereafter my phone blinged.

And that was IT! All of my effort was in vain, and I was flushed down the toilet of the satanic wageslave hierarchy once again. I was no longer in the club. I am not eligible for rehire.

Oh well, these joints are a dime a dozen, surely I can find some equivalent position. Or perhaps I'll not bother, and just get a job with even lower responsibility, because it's not as if Trust Fund Zoomer Chad has to lower himself to such exploitation anyways.

Trust Fund Zoomer Chad was ballsdeep in Stacy on a Tuesday afternoon when I had already picked up approximately 1,263 cases, my mind repeating redpill mantras to myself, telling myself to "STAY HARD", and thinking I was actually getting somewhere.

Trust Fund Zoomer Chad was getting told to stay hard too, except by Stacy!

 

[vesalius]

this is why i’m gonna be unemployed when im older

 

[soulless_npc]

this is why i’m gonna be unemployed when im older

Well if you have that option, good for you. Not a whole lot of people do, you know!

 

[vesalius]

Well if you have that option, good for you. Not a whole lot of people do, you know!

ik i don’t rlly have that option but ill have to see what i can do at that point whatever it may be

 

[lemureater]

i dread living like this when i enter the workforce

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Read every word. What a shitty boss you had.

 

[soulless_npc]

Read every word. What a shitty boss you had.

Big corporations. Big money. Big problems!

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Big corporations. Big money. Big problems!

Well said. Corporate wageslaving might be th worst, you’re just making the rich guys richer and you get peanuts in return.

 

[soulless_npc]

Well said. Corporate wageslaving might be th worst, you’re just making the rich guys richer and you get peanuts in return.

The only reason I stayed at it so long was the frequent overtime which paid up to $27/hr USD.

Don't think I'll see that kind of money again anytime soon unless I get a duplicate situation, which is possible, but again, I question the ROI.

 

[secretAscendAnon]

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This one was a real doozy! Definitely satanic. Not as satanic as working on a garbage truck was, but I give it a 7.5/10 for satanic elements.

You had an electric pallet jack that you rode on and flew around a massive warehouse (the only cool part of it)

And you wore a headset that would have an AI voice babble numbers into your ear for 8-10 hours a day, until you could hear it in your sleep.

The hardest part was building pallets well while still operating within the time frame they wanted you to. The system had a pre-generated timeframe for orders, and you were graded on how close your actual time was to the predicted time. So if the headset said 60 minutes, your goal was to do it in 60 minutes (or less, borderline impossible). If you started lacking, you were subject to bitching and possible disciplinary action, and people telling you to go fuck yourself in the parking lot.

The people who were the fastest were all under the influence; that was the last frontier, if I had gone that route I would probably still be employed. To think that my problems could have been solved with $20 of snow, a toilet paper tube, a sheet of aluminum foil, and a lighter.

Alas! One particularly shitty day, my body, mind, and energy just gave out and I didn't have the strength.

I parked my shit, went outside to take an unscheduled mental health break, and shortly thereafter my phone blinged.

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And that was IT! All of my effort was in vain, and I was flushed down the toilet of the satanic wageslave hierarchy once again. I was no longer in the club. I am not eligible for rehire.

Oh well, these joints are a dime a dozen, surely I can find some equivalent position. Or perhaps I'll not bother, and just get a job with even lower responsibility, because it's not as if Trust Fund Zoomer Chad has to lower himself to such exploitation anyways.

Trust Fund Zoomer Chad was ballsdeep in Stacy on a Tuesday afternoon when I had already picked up approximately 1,263 cases, my mind repeating redpill mantras to myself, telling myself to "STAY HARD", and thinking I was actually getting somewhere.

Trust Fund Zoomer Chad was getting told to stay hard too, except by Stacy!

Just work an easy job lol

 

[soulless_npc]

Just work an easy job lol

It's kind of complicated. One does not simply leave blue collar, I'm afraid. You don't work in places like this and then have any inclination to go back to working in fast food, for example. You're a big boy now! I'd go back right about now. I'd just smoke crack.

 

[soulless_npc]

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[Xinyue]

I don't even give a fuck about trustfund chad fucking, I care about the fact he can afford anything

Meanwhile I'm running out of my damn savings

 

[soulless_npc]

I don't even give a fuck about trustfund chad fucking, I care about the fact he can afford anything

Meanwhile I'm running out of my damn savings

The game is rigged, just be trustfund Chad, or make it big making shit and slop on tiktok and kick, and you'll go further than elbow grease will ever take you!

 

[Luquier]

this is why i’m gonna be unemployed when im older

Based aspirations

 

[soulless_npc]