supergoat972
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The Karens and landwhales in HR will get mad at me if I insult landwhales.
What I do instead is take barbs at the disgusting lardasses
For example:
-One time I pointed to a pizza and said "you got to be careful with that pizza" to these two landwhales and laughed.
-I pointed to a landwhale in her 20s plate, which had a 2 doughnuts and a hot dog and said "wow, seems like you never had breakfast today"
she said "yep" (almost about to cry it seemed. lol) and then I said "I can tell" and laughed. 
-One time I bought up my girlfriend 3 times during a conversation with a landwhale
, even though I don't have a girlfriend. JUST to make her feel bad. 
Honestly I feel that the best way to insult a landwhale w/o causing trouble is bringing up your "girlfriend" around them. Multiple times if you can. Best way to reject them w/o starting something that can get you in trouble and makes them feel like shit.
What I do instead is take barbs at the disgusting lardasses
For example:
-One time I pointed to a pizza and said "you got to be careful with that pizza" to these two landwhales and laughed.
-I pointed to a landwhale in her 20s plate, which had a 2 doughnuts and a hot dog and said "wow, seems like you never had breakfast today"
-One time I bought up my girlfriend 3 times during a conversation with a landwhale
Honestly I feel that the best way to insult a landwhale w/o causing trouble is bringing up your "girlfriend" around them. Multiple times if you can. Best way to reject them w/o starting something that can get you in trouble and makes them feel like shit.
i used to do this until i got suspended from school for cyber bullying