HOW I MADE MY SLEEP APNEA WORSE IN ORDER TO GET A FREE BIMAX

[banana_man6000]

Backstory:
19yo with a subhuman side profile

Had mild sleep apnea → Knew it wasn't enough for insurance to cover bimax.
Solution? Stack the variables before my sleep study.



Step 1: Get the referral
Went to an airway-focused ortho first (not a random dentist). Told them my symptoms: constant fatigue, waking up choking, headaches, “brain fog.” They wrote me a referral for a sleep study.

Step 2: Tank your airway health before the test
Goal: show severe OSA (Obstructive Sleep Apnea) (AHI ≥ 30). My numbers hit 55+. Here’s what i did in the days leading up:

• 20mg mk-677 (water retention + weight gain → worse airway collapse)
• Drank alcohol at night (relaxes airway muscles)
• Ate garbage food late at night (extra bloat)
• Slept on my back for the study w/o a pillow (gravity helps the collapse)
• Stayed underslept the night before so my body would crash into deeper, more vulnerable sleep stages

Step 3: The sleep study
I didn’t “fake” anything. Just let my body do its worst. With everything stacked, I had multiple desats below 80% and AHI > 55. doc called it “severe osa” without hesitation.

Result
Have an appt w my ortho to discuss options next week

Moral of the story: If you’re recessed and you have trouble sleeping at night it's not over for you

 

[Bryce]

Pics or didn't happen

 

[banana_man6000]

Pics or didn't happen

Pics of what? I alr showed the sleep study findings and my osa diagnosis

 

[moggerofhumanity]

Crazy shit, but mirin honestly.

 

[Bryce]

Pics of what? I alr showed the sleep study findings and my osa diagnosis

Idk I'm just shitposting, are you certain that this will get you a covered bimax? Seems high IQ

 

[esoterik]

you might be a little disappointed post-op considering the surgeon will be blue pilled and it will be a functional focused surgery

 

[banana_man6000]

Idk I'm just shitposting, are you certain that this will get you a covered bimax? Seems high IQ

Next steps are that I have to show failure of compliance with CPAP and then it should be ez coverage from there. My ortho already confirmed I'm recessed and that djs would be an option for me depending sleep study findings

 

[Wog]

you need to have a non-existent jaw to even be considered for this in the first place

you already lost bro

RIP

 

[PsiIocybin]

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Backstory:
19yo with a subhuman side profile

Had mild sleep apnea → Knew it wasn't enough for insurance to cover bimax.
Solution? Stack the variables before my sleep study.



Step 1: Get the referral
Went to an airway-focused ortho first (not a random dentist). Told them my symptoms: constant fatigue, waking up choking, headaches, “brain fog.” They wrote me a referral for a sleep study.

Step 2: Tank your airway health before the test
Goal: show severe OSA (Obstructive Sleep Apnea) (AHI ≥ 30). My numbers hit 55+. Here’s what i did in the days leading up:

• 20mg mk-677 (water retention + weight gain → worse airway collapse)
• Drank alcohol at night (relaxes airway muscles)
• Ate garbage food late at night (extra bloat)
• Slept on my back for the study w/o a pillow (gravity helps the collapse)
• Stayed underslept the night before so my body would crash into deeper, more vulnerable sleep stages

Step 3: The sleep study
I didn’t “fake” anything. Just let my body do its worst. With everything stacked, I had multiple desats below 80% and AHI > 55. doc called it “severe osa” without hesitation.

Result
Have an appt w my ortho to discuss options next week

Moral of the story: If you’re recessed and you have trouble sleeping at night it's not over for you

mirin

did you have to pay for the sleep study?

 

[ascension]

Sadly some greycels will actually try this and end up killing themselves just to get "free bimax"

 

[Bryce]

you need to have a non-existent jaw to even be considered for this in the first place

you already lost bro

RIP

What a asshole thing to say

This website really is just crabs in a bucket

 

[Wog]

you might be a little disappointed post-op considering the surgeon will be blue pilled and it will be a functional focused surgery

true if the surgeon doesn't give a fuck about aesthetics you are cooked

blackpilled surgeon or none existent jaw for the rest of your life

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Very mirin good job

 

[banana_man6000]

you might be a little disappointed post-op considering the surgeon will be blue pilled and it will be a functional focused surgery

I have a contact with this surgeon who does cosmetic / plastic as well as functional surgeries. The key is to find a surgeon who says their "aesthetic minded" and is trained in plastic surgery

 

[Wog]

What a asshole thing to say

This website really is just crabs in a bucket

and i'm the king crab

 

[banana_man6000]

you need to have a non-existent jaw to even be considered for this in the first place

you already lost bro

RIP

At least im actually doing something about it. U can keep coping tho

 

[ScienceCel]

View attachment 4012860

Backstory:
19yo with a subhuman side profile

Had mild sleep apnea → Knew it wasn't enough for insurance to cover bimax.
Solution? Stack the variables before my sleep study.



Step 1: Get the referral
Went to an airway-focused ortho first (not a random dentist). Told them my symptoms: constant fatigue, waking up choking, headaches, “brain fog.” They wrote me a referral for a sleep study.

Step 2: Tank your airway health before the test
Goal: show severe OSA (Obstructive Sleep Apnea) (AHI ≥ 30). My numbers hit 55+. Here’s what i did in the days leading up:

• 20mg mk-677 (water retention + weight gain → worse airway collapse)
• Drank alcohol at night (relaxes airway muscles)
• Ate garbage food late at night (extra bloat)
• Slept on my back for the study w/o a pillow (gravity helps the collapse)
• Stayed underslept the night before so my body would crash into deeper, more vulnerable sleep stages

Step 3: The sleep study
I didn’t “fake” anything. Just let my body do its worst. With everything stacked, I had multiple desats below 80% and AHI > 55. doc called it “severe osa” without hesitation.

Result
Have an appt w my ortho to discuss options next week

Moral of the story: If you’re recessed and you have trouble sleeping at night it's not over for you

wait i dont think niggas realize how revolutionary this is. thank u for putting me on this is amazing, any way i can fraud it even harder before my checkup?

 

[Bryce]

and i'm the king crab

No your just a faggot lol nobody knows you bud you ain't the king of jack shit

 

[Wog]

At least im actually doing something about it. U can keep coping tho

I do not have a non existent jaw though, if i did i would of got it fixed on my 18th birthday

 

[esoterik]

I have a contact with this surgeon who does cosmetic / plastic as well as functional surgeries. The key is to find a surgeon who says their "aesthetic minded" and is trained in plastic surgery

u better hope bud, most people who have functional issues obv have aesthetic issues, but even with asking doctors for aesthetic in mind, the results could be minimal/shit because thats not what the doctor is trying to address

At least im actually doing something about it. U can keep coping tho

no your insurance is doing something, not you

 

[KuniLowda]

Next step, break your own nose to get free rhino

 

[Wog]

No your just a faggot lol nobody knows you bud you ain't the king of jack shit

14,000 rep on .org, i guess a lot of people in the real world know you

 

[banana_man6000]

I do not have a non existent jaw though, if i did i would of got it fixed on my 18th birthday

Good for u bro

 

[banana_man6000]

Next step, break your own nose to get free rhino

Might be the method

 

[Bryce]

14,000 rep on .org, i guess a lot of people in the real world know you

The people who know me in real life are the people I want in my life, I don't want to have a bunch of normie fags like you who don't give a rats ass about my existence "knowing me"

 

[medialcanthus]

No your just a faggot lol nobody knows you bud you ain't the king of jack shit

they know im the big king crab brutal brutal brutal ''just be king crab with appeal bro'' brutal



hahahahaha @Bryce humble him.

 

[banana_man6000]

u better hope bud, most people who have functional issues obv have aesthetic issues, but even with asking doctors for aesthetic in mind, the results could be minimal/shit because thats not what the doctor is trying to address


no your insurance is doing something, not you

Yeah except i literally min-maxed my functional issues into qualifying territory lol.

I’m not pretending the surgeon’s goal is to make me chad, but severe osa = bigger movements = better odds

 

[medialcanthus]

Next step, break your own nose to get free rhino

best you'll get is a set of bandages and a get well soon

 

[Wog]

The people who know me in real life are the people I want in my life, I don't want to have a bunch of normie fags like you who don't give a rats ass about my existence "knowing me"

you will die and not even a week later those people in your life will forget, you are nothing in both the online world nor the real world, your life is absolutely meaningless

 

[Wog]

they know im the big king crab brutal brutal brutal ''just be king crab with appeal bro'' brutal



hahahahaha @Bryce humble him.

autism

 

[Bryce]

you will die and not even a week later those people in your life will forget, you are nothing in both the online world nor the real world, your life is absolutely meaningless

 

[medialcanthus]

autism

nigger do you know the difference between satire and a serious post?

 

[esoterik]

Yeah except i literally min-maxed my functional issues into qualifying territory lol.

stop acting like drinking alcohol and eating junk food requires effort

I’m not pretending the surgeon’s goal is to make me chad, but severe osa = bigger movements = better odds

yuh, i saw a journal on some forum that a dude got more movement, a few months post-op when u have the regular appointments, u want to kinda overtime dip desat and test more frequently, until u get a revision

 

[Wog]

nigger do you know the difference between satire and a serious post?

if that's how you joke or be "satire" then you have autism

 

[medialcanthus]

if that's how you joke or be "satire" then you have autism

dnr

 

[freshpeppermint]

Why did you do this?

• Slept on my back for the study w/o a pillow (gravity helps the collapse)

I sleep without a pillow is that bad for health or breathing airways?

 

[banana_man6000]

Why did you do this?

• Slept on my back for the study w/o a pillow (gravity helps the collapse)

I sleep without a pillow is that bad for health or breathing airways?

Sleeping on your back with no pillow = head falls back → tongue/jaw drop → airway narrows. For me, that worsens apnea, which is what I wanted during the study.

gpt response:
Sleeping w/o a pillow can even help spinal alignment if you sleep on your stomach or back in certain positions, since pillows can crank your neck up and mess with cervical curvature.

Airway-wise: unless you have specific conditions (sleep apnea, severe nasal obstruction, GERD), pillow height usually isn’t a make-or-break factor. Some ppl with reflux or congestion benefit from a slight incline though.

 

[banana_man6000]

mirin

did you have to pay for the sleep study?

insurance covered it fully

 

[Pop23]

About max part of bimax, how much difference does it make and how many mm forward growth?