How I met your mother ruined my life due to high expectations

[sorrowfulsad]

I was like 10 when I started watching the show and when I found out that Lilly and Marshall were their first times AT COLLEGE btw that this is something I could achieve. Or that I can end up like Barney and fuck all the women

None of that really happened and I was an asshole to my first girlfriend because she had a boyfriend before me (I was 20 larping as a 18 year old, she forgave me btw lmao)

and honestly when I was 13-16 I rejected multiple girls because they didn't fit into the idea that I had, no sex before marriage or idk at least engaged

Like I genuinely thought I AS IN ME, THE PERSON MAKING THIS THREAD, COULD END UP LIKE LILY AND MARSHALL

AND THAT FUCKED MY WHOLE YOUTH AND YOUNG ADULTHOOD UP I AINT GONE LIE

 

[sorrowfulsad]

I also lose my job probably they are doing a drug test next week and Im cooked because its a hair test. Im a poly addict so everything should be positive JFL I might actually kms

 

[NoExit]

i used to think i would lose my v card when i was 16 or so. im a virgin at 30

 

[sorrowfulsad]

i used to think i would lose my v card when i was 16 or so. im a virgin at 30

Have you ever approached women, how is your social circle like and why dont you get a hooker?

 

[sub5outsider]

At one point a i thought that i was going to be married to a blonde baddie and have 3 kids but here i am .

 

[sorrowfulsad]

At one point a i thought that i was going to be married to a blonde baddie and have 3 kids but here i am .

how old are you and why couldn't you do that with a brunette

 

[sub5outsider]

how old are you and why couldn't you do that with a brunette

26 and im undesirable

 

[sorrowfulsad]

26 and im undesirable

I turn 27 next month, already spent 18k on hardmaxxes and the best I could do is marry a ltb

 

[sub5outsider]

I turn 27 next month, already spent 18k on hardmaxxes and the best I could do is marry a ltb

I dont have high standards but i rather die alone than to date some girl i dont like

 

[NoExit]

Have you ever approached women, how is your social circle like and why dont you get a hooker?

yes, nothing, subhumans

 

[Whiteboard7]

I was like 10 when I started watching the show and when I found out that Lilly and Marshall were their first times AT COLLEGE btw that this is something I could achieve. Or that I can end up like Barney and fuck all the women

None of that really happened and I was an asshole to my first girlfriend because she had a boyfriend before me (I was 20 larping as a 18 year old, she forgave me btw lmao)

and honestly when I was 13-16 I rejected multiple girls because they didn't fit into the idea that I had, no sex before marriage or idk at least engaged

Like I genuinely thought I AS IN ME, THE PERSON MAKING THIS THREAD, COULD END UP LIKE LILY AND MARSHALL

AND THAT FUCKED MY WHOLE YOUTH AND YOUNG ADULTHOOD UP I AINT GONE LIE

Life isn't over yet boyo