How I quit porn and jerking off 4-5 times a day

[ascendingalways]

I was depressed for a while and kinda just staying home jerking off all day everyday. Of course I couldn’t stop, UNTIL I started reciting kind of a mantra that me watching porn would make a ton of jews happy and that they WANT me to be addicted. Problem solved. Works 100% of the time

 

[Thief]

Reminds me of this Onion bit:

 

[ascendingalways]

Reminds me of this Onion bit:

i forgot all about the Onion lmao

 

[Gonthar]

I was depressed for a while and kinda just staying home jerking off all day everyday. Of course I couldn’t stop, UNTIL I started reciting kind of a mantra that me watching porn would make a ton of jews happy and that they WANT me to be addicted. Problem solved. Works 100% of the time

Why would the Jews want you addicted, why would they even gain from this?

 

[jockidc120610]

Why would the Jews want you addicted, why would they even gain from this?

thats a convo for another time buddy...

 

[ascendingalways]

Why would the Jews want you addicted, why would they even gain from this?

the jews are trying to turn me into a little pornhub-lurking cuck satanist tranny demon trust me bro

 

[Hidzio]

I was depressed for a while and kinda just staying home jerking off all day everyday. Of course I couldn’t stop, UNTIL I started reciting kind of a mantra that me watching porn would make a ton of jews happy and that they WANT me to be addicted. Problem solved. Works 100% of the time

stupid nigger why would u quit

 

[guttedd]

I was depressed for a while and kinda just staying home jerking off all day everyday. Of course I couldn’t stop, UNTIL I started reciting kind of a mantra that me watching porn would make a ton of jews happy and that they WANT me to be addicted. Problem solved. Works 100% of the time

good method. Fuck em

 

[iblamestasiu]

r we deadass

 

[diditeverbegin]

 

[ascendingalways]

r we deadass

yes nigger

 

[ascendingalways]

stupid nigger why would u quit

they’re coming for me i’m not safe here

 

[iblameric0]

Just turn to Jesus dawg

 

[ascendingalways]

Just turn to Jesus dawg

idk if religion is for me lol I can’t follow any religion that uses scare tactics and tells me i’m going to hell for using the brain god gave me and questioning dedicating my life to script that’s thousands of years old yk

 

[iblameric0]

idk if religion is for me lol I can’t follow any religion that uses scare tactics and tells me i’m going to hell for using the brain god gave me and questioning dedicating my life to script that’s thousands of years old yk

I also was like you a few months ago. What I recommend you is praying to Jesus and eventually youll feel the Holy Spirit in you. I will pray for u later so that you will overcome all your burdens and let God take care of them. I came to Jesus cuz there was no purpose for me in my life and also I think that Jesus fr was on earth and that everything that is said in the Bible is true. May you fiend peace my friend