How i roidmaxxed at 17 to be funnier (pictures, +protocol)

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To give a bit of backstory:
I was 17 y/o and had been bulking for about three years. I’d gotten pretty strong (140kg bench), but really lacked the looks, and my high bf% made me want to ldar.
So I decided to cut, and to use roids to maintain or even surpass my strength levels, and it did just that.

I started with 250mg of test e and about 100mgs of primo per week (which I’m now pretty sure were fake, hence the price and shortage on raw powder atm)
I also took around 30–50mgs of Anavar daily. That part of the cycle lasted about a month.

Then, I moved up to 500mg of test e and 200mgs of masteron e. It gave me a harder look but also caused a bit of hair loss JFL.
I stayed on that for another month.

For the last two months, I switched from enanthate to propionate (ED) and ran around 300-350mgs per week and some var, which actually worked better overall imo.
That sums up the gear part, the whole cycle lasted about four to five months.

My complete cycle and dosings:
  1. Month: 250mg test e, 100mgs primo and 30-50mgs of anavar
  2. Month: 500mg test e, 200mgs mast e
  3. -4 Month: 300-350mg test p (ED, weekly) and 30mgs of anavar
Diet:
Funny enough though, the steroids didn’t help much with the weight-loss by themselves :eek:, so I did a big calorie deficit.
I’ve always loved food (as you can see in prior photos) and my cravings were bad. I felt pretty irritable and hangry

That’s when I added 40mg (sometimes 50mgs) of lisdexamfetamine. It gave me energy at school and killed my appetite for about 11 hours.
I even got a lot of compliments from my teachers for being more engaged lol, cycled this on and off but used very often in the first 4 weeks
Also did a shit ton of coffeine (1g a day or so) and nicotine (nicotine pouches: around the 80-140mgs a day ish)

Results:
I dropped 13kgs of bodyweight and increased my bench press from 140kg to 185.
(Even though nobody gives a fuck, especially if your overweight and bloated, besides gay men i guess)

Things I’d do differently: I’d make sure every compound I used was legit and from a reliable source. I also should’ve run isotret during the cycle.
Still, I made a lot of progress in a very short time, and if you are as i once were, you should do the same instead of cope "growth" peptides

Also, my health biomarkers from before and now are fine (y)(y)
 

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Based, mirin results. :love:
 
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Miring physique transformation
 
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You should specify whether your bones changed or not before multiple 15 year olds come and ask
 
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did your bones change
 
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Mirin physique
 
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dnr, I just stared at pics at end. mirin physique, u should post daily doing cringes poses at a 0.5 cam to slowed 2000s hits and get a breathe divinity sponsorship
 
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dnr, I just stared at pics at end. mirin physique, u should post daily doing cringes poses at a 0.5 cam to slowed 2000s hits and get a breathe divinity sponsorship
This is the next step in my ascension :forcedsmile:
 
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u better remember me when u become a niche micro-influencer :owo::owo:
 
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My only question is
why not tren?
 
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To give a bit of backstory:
I was 17 y/o and had been bulking for about three years. I’d gotten pretty strong (140kg bench), but really lacked the looks, and my high bf% made me want to ldar.
So I decided to cut, and to use roids to maintain or even surpass my strength levels, and it did just that.

I started with 250mg of test e and about 100mgs of primo per week (which I’m now pretty sure were fake, hence the price and shortage on raw powder atm)
I also took around 30–50mgs of Anavar daily. That part of the cycle lasted about a month.

Then, I moved up to 500mg of test e and 200mgs of masteron e. It gave me a harder look but also caused a bit of hair loss JFL.
I stayed on that for another month.

For the last two months, I switched from enanthate to propionate (ED) and ran around 300-350mgs per week and some var, which actually worked better overall imo.
That sums up the gear part, the whole cycle lasted about four to five months.

My complete cycle and dosings:
  1. Month: 250mg test e, 100mgs primo and 30-50mgs of anavar
  2. Month: 500mg test e, 200mgs mast e
  3. -4 Month: 300-350mg test p (ED) and 30mgs of anavar
Diet:
Funny enough though, the steroids didn’t help much with the weight-loss by themselves :eek:, so I did a big calorie deficit.
I’ve always loved food (as you can see in prior photos) and my cravings were bad. I felt pretty irritable and hangry

That’s when I added 40mg (sometimes 50mgs) of lisdexamfetamine. It gave me energy at school and killed my appetite for about 11 hours.
I even got a lot of compliments from my teachers for being more engaged lol, cycled this on and off but used very often in the first 4 weeks
Also did a shit ton of coffeine (1g a day or so) and nicotine (nicotine pouches: around the 80-140mgs a day ish)

Results:
I dropped 13kgs of bodyweight and increased my bench press from 140kg to 185.
(Even though nobody gives a fuck, especially if your overweight and bloated, besides gay men i guess)

Things I’d do differently: I’d make sure every compound I used was legit and from a reliable source. I also should’ve run isotret during the cycle.
Still, I made a lot of progress in a very short time, and if you are as i once were, you should do the same instead of cope "growth" peptides

Also, my health biomarkers from before and now are fine (y)(y)
I can already see it on your skin:smonk:
 
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You'll just have to believe it :what:
Wait I guess the second image is you before right? kinda looks like ur jaw was quite narrow before and maybe some mandible/chin recession, I assume its the opposite now?
 
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Wait I guess the second image is you before right? kinda looks like ur jaw was quite narrow before and maybe some mandible/chin recession, I assume its the opposite now?
Yes thats actually true, i always though i had a recessed chin
But dropping my BF% significantly helped this alot i guess

You can see here:
 

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Yes thats actually true, i always though i had a recessed chin
But dropping my BF% significantly helped this alot i guess

You can see here:
yeah kinda looks like ur chin got "taller"
 
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yeah kinda looks like ur chin got "taller"
Yeah, it also aged my face in a good way overall i'd say.
Got rid of all the babyfat, so all my features got better and sharper
 

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2 grams test a week? Holy fuck mirin how were your sides
 
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