How i would kill Volksstaffel (fictional story, i don't want to do anything i say in this thread)

[fashioncel]

The easiest first step of them all,

to pay somebody (example: @Hernan )
Just to PM Volksstaffel and say "Yo bro come to this park",

And because Volksstaffel is a super impressonable little boy, And he wants to meet up with his online friends,

He would definitely go into that park alone, And then I just need a gun for hunting, And boom I shoot a bullet right into his (Volksstaffel) head.

And then I would cut off a piece of his skin that wasn't touched by any blood, And grab it to add to my (white boy) collection.

@Volksstaffel

 

[fashioncel]

B4 The mod's delete this thread.

 

[fashioncel]

@160cmcurry @Greypiller @Sceptical

Enjoy this thread Boyos.

 

[Volksstaffel]

Why?

 

[fashioncel]

Why?

Sorry bud, I've been watching/reading too much about killers.

 

[Hernan]

The easiest first step of them all,

to pay somebody (example: @Hernan )
Just to PM Volksstaffel and say "Yo bro come to this park",

And because Volksstaffel is a super impressonable little boy, And he wants to meet up with his online friends,

He would definitely go into that park alone, And then I just need a gun for hunting, And boom I shoot a bullet right into his (Volksstaffel) head.

And then I would cut off a piece of his skin that wasn't touched by any blood, And grab it to add to my (white boy) collection.

@Volksstaffel

not happening.

 

[fashioncel]

not happening.

I said it was a fictional story,

And I have a question did you get BSSO or nah.

 

[Volksstaffel]

not happening.

 

[Sceptical]

I said it was a fictional story,

i'd play the detective and catch you

 

[fashioncel]

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You guys might be brothers or some bullshit,

I'll just get cowboycel to Lure you in with her body.

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Lol

 

[fashioncel]

i'd play the detective and catch you

You can't catch somebody that Illegally entered the country, You have no fingerprints blood type or anything on me.

 

[fashioncel]

Lol

Kek.

 

[Hernan]

I said it was a fictional story,

not even in fiction is it happening.

And I have a question did you get BSSO or nah.

for the 50th time, final appointment before it is 13 october.

 

[LTNUser]

Good story
6/10

 

[fashioncel]

not even in fiction is it happening.

for the 50th time, final appointment before it is 13 october.

I forgot srry.

 

[fashioncel]

Good story
6/10

Next story is "how I would rape LTNUser"

 

[Snoofy]

i rate 6 7 outta ten

 

[fashioncel]

i rate 6 7 outta ten

Old joke, You aren't hip and young grams.

 

[Snoofy]

Old joke, You aren't hip and young grams.

im 16

 

[fashioncel]

im 16

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