How I’ll cold approach a girl tommrow (give me advice)

[Zenis]

I will walk up to some cute chick

I’ll ask for the directions

I’ll then squint my eyes and suck my cheeks

And say “can I get the directions to your house as well lol”

 

[anthony111553]

you should follow J.E.W.S and just don't think about it too much or it won't work

 

[tombradylover]

just go up to a chic and smack her ass then stare her dead in her eyes and say nothing. She will love that shit. If she starts panicking kidnap her then commit grape and other atrocities

 

[piec]

just go up to a chic and smack her ass then stare her dead in her eyes and say nothing. She will love that shit. If she starts panicking kidnap her then commit grape and other atrocities

kill her with a pocket knife instead

 

[New Poster]

No one can give you step by step directions. Interactions are very contextual and fast moving. Just try to open and repeatedly escalate things. Be a little more sexual and forward than seems appropriate, and see how she reacts. If she gives green lights, keep escalating.

 

[noodlelover]

Be honest and tell her why you're approaching her. Don't ask for directions, that will make you look weak.

 

[Never Get Up]

Ask her if she eats carbohydrates