How is my mom so shit at cooking?

[User28823]

No matter how much she tries, how much I insult her food, she is so fucking dogshit at cooking, it is practically unedible.

Me, with 1 fucking watch of a youtube video could cook a better meal than her if she had tried for 2 years straight.

Fucking over. So I'm forced to buy goyslop or cook myself (feminine estrogen raising activity).

At this point I'm going to pay for her to go to cooking school

 

[2025cel]

Insane, why even eat so much in the first place?

 

[User28823]

Insane, why even eat so much in the first place?

nigga, i eat one meal a day JFL !

 

[2025cel]

nigga, i eat one meal a day JFL !

Insane tbh, owari da.
She can't even cook one proper meal for you.

 

[cooldude1231]

What did she make to inspire this

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

I wanna see a picture of this food

 

[User28823]

What did she make to inspire this

she tried making tacos, except the fuckign vegetables were undercooked, basically raw, and she cut them in BLOCKS so instead of small diced tomatoes there were massive BLOCKS of tomato in the fucking taco ! WTF ! WOULD U LIKE SOME TACO TO GO WITH THAT TOMATOE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ?

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

she tried making tacos, except the fuckign vegetables were undercooked, basically raw, and she cut them in BLOCKS so instead of small diced tomatoes there were massive BLOCKS of tomato in the fucking taco ! WTF ! WOULD U LIKE SOME TACO TO GO WITH THAT TOMATOE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ?

Is she at least a good mom

 

[2025cel]

Is she at least a good mom

Good, the child as you can see. Is very happy

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

View attachment 3436646 Good, the child as you can see. Is very happy

I bet u have a big dick

 

[User28823]

Is she at least a good mom

yes, but shes low iq af

i mean what do u do? at a certain point u have to just say this tastes like fucking donkey shit.

 

[666PSL]

No matter how much she tries, how much I insult her food, she is so fucking dogshit at cooking, it is practically unedible.

Me, with 1 fucking watch of a youtube video could cook a better meal than her if she had tried for 2 years straight.

Fucking over. So I'm forced to buy goyslop or cook myself (feminine estrogen raising activity).

At this point I'm going to pay for her to go to cooking school

Cuz shes white and white people don’t know how to season their food.

 

[User28823]

Cuz shes white and white people don’t know how to season their food.

european

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

yes, but shes low iq af

i mean what do u do? at a certain point u have to just say this tastes like fucking donkey shit.

I would just learn to cook at some point

 

[User28823]

I would just learn to cook at some point

i can, but its so fucking annoying

it actually makes me want to ROPE thinking about it.

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

i can, but its so fucking annoying

it actually makes me want to ROPE thinking about it.

Don’t rope u can go to hell

 

[2025cel]

i can, but its so fucking annoying

it actually makes me want to ROPE thinking about it.

It sucks, don't know why people do it as a hobby!