HOW JORDAN BARRETT BRUTALLY COCKMOGGED ME IN 3RD GRADE - NOT TALES GTFIH

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So I was like in 3rd grade chilling with my nigga Jordan (yeah, we go way back) and at this age we were starting to get, uhh.... promiscuous.
So the day was going like any other typical school day for the both of US: JB hoes kissing us, Jordan & I trying to dodge acid attacks from seething, envious sub 5s, and also US deciding while MILF teacher we'd want to run a train on later that night. While we're sitting in class then, Jordan than suddenly gets an unconsented kiss from a JB foid. Now like I already said, this is quite typical, but idk bro that day he must of had low cortisol and high T.

I look down and Barrett's Boner is pointing at me — like it wanted me to pucker up for a kiss. That shit was really bulging through his fucking shorts and I could lowkirkingly see the veins running through it from a 3/4 angle (whilst mirin his maxilla) and then next thing I know, that shit starts pumping & throbbing. Now we were just sitting across from each other. Now being fr, the same way women get periods in sync, I think Jordan and I are like that too cuz after mirin his dick, I felt smth pressing in my pants too :forcedsmile:

Look down.

And it's my dick lookin' like titanium got injected into that. I was so shocked at how equally erect we both were even though all we could see were our individual outlines, so I touched mine to feel it and... I had fucking stone stick :feelswhy:. The term "boner" is a severe understatement for what I really had, a better fitting word is "titanium-obsidian-ER" cuz that shit was so pumped with blood it'd probably be enough to save the life of 100000 people with hypovolemic shock if you had castrated me at that moment.

Jordan and I tactily know what's about to go down now. My boy toy is spiked up, his is all happy, we gotta settle this :y'all:. Next thing yknow, Jordan and I are walking to the bathroom together. Don't misinterpret this for something gay though, the fury of our dicks channeled into our bodies and was enough to make it nearly awkward before we had our cock mog battle. Tryna visualise it, imagine the two of us walking like we were on a catwalk to the school bathrooms but we both just had a fucking python in our pants tryna escape (and escape they will).

Now we're in the bathroom and it's time. I rip my shit off and now I'm eyeing down Jordan with my shit floating about before I look him in the eye and say: "Go ahead, try to cock mog me nigger." Jordan is one egotistical kaant, so he pulls his shorts down and it's GIGANTIC. When we were in class, the erection size through our pants were not too big, so I had assumed that we'd be equal. But no, I'm sitting here and my jaw drops a little like I'm a pornstar cuz his dih is like a fucking mini tree trunk. Jordan looks at me now all arrogantly, and says, "You're trying to mog me but you're not going to win, sanasa" and pulls me over next to him. We stand next to each other side by side, hips touching, and his dick mogs me by like 2 inches in length, 1 in girth. Nobody was there, but that shit was so embarrassing seeing him brutally slap my little meat stick away from his destroyer of JB pussy.

I took the L. I pull my pants up and shamefully go back to class with him. For the rest of the day, the arrogant fuck kept talking about how he brutally dickmogged me in the bathroom whilst I bitterly denied it like a faggot cuck. This is why Jordan and I had a falling out btw, I couldn't handle the shame of getting cockmogged so brutally so we naturally drifted apart and now I'm here years later on this forum. Trust me though, had I won the cockmog battle, It'd be barrett posting these exact words instead of me, title would of been: "HOW (my name) BRUTALLY COCKMOGGED ME IN 3RD GRADE - NOT TALES GTFIH."

Anyway, this is my experience, rep me nigger. :feelsgood:
(tagging people who were in my 3rd grade class and can confirm this happened: @Mogs Me @Miami @Alex @qxdr @PharmaPhaggot
 
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So I was like in 3rd grade chilling with my nigga Jordan (yeah, we go way back) and at this age we were starting to get, uhh.... promiscuous.
So the day was going like any other typical school day for the both of US: JB hoes kissing us, Jordan & I trying to dodge acid attacks from seething, envious sub 5s, and also US deciding while MILF teacher we'd want to run a train on later that night. While we're sitting in class then, Jordan than suddenly gets an unconsented kiss from a JB foid. Now like I already said, this is quite typical, but idk bro that day he must of had low cortisol and high T.

I look down and Barrett's Boner is pointing at me — like it wanted me to pucker up for a kiss. That shit was really bulging through his fucking shorts and I could lowkirkingly see the veins running through it from a 3/4 angle (whilst mirin his maxilla) and then next thing I know, that shit starts pumping & throbbing. Now we were just sitting across from each other. Now being fr, the same way women get periods in sync, I think Jordan and I are like that too cuz after mirin his dick, I felt smth pressing in my pants too :forcedsmile:

Look down.

And it's my dick lookin' like titanium got injected into that. I was so shocked at how equally erect we both were even though all we could see were our individual outlines, so I touched mine to feel it and... I had fucking stone stick :feelswhy:. The term "boner" is a severe understatement for what I really had, a better fitting word is "titanium-obsidian-ER" cuz that shit was so pumped with blood it'd probably be enough to save the life of 100000 people with hypovolemic shock if you had castrated me at that moment.

Jordan and I tactily know what's about to go down now. My boy toy is spiked up, his is all happy, we gotta settle this :y'all:. Next thing yknow, Jordan and I are walking to the bathroom together. Don't misinterpret this for something gay though, the fury of our dicks channeled into our bodies and was enough to make it nearly awkward before we had our cock mog battle. Tryna visualise it, imagine the two of us walking like we were on a catwalk to the school bathrooms but we both just had a fucking python in our pants tryna escape (and escape they will).

Now we're in the bathroom and it's time. I rip my shit off and now I'm eyeing down Jordan with my shit floating about before I look him in the eye and say: "Go ahead, try to cock mog me nigger." Jordan is one egotistical kaant, so he pulls his shorts down and it's GIGANTIC. When we were in class, the erection size through our pants were not too big, so I had assumed that we'd be equal. But no, I'm sitting here and my jaw drops a little like I'm a pornstar cuz his dih is like a fucking mini tree trunk. Jordan looks at me now all arrogantly, and says, "You're trying to mog me but you're not going to win, sanasa" and pulls me over next to him. We stand next to each other side by side, hips touching, and his dick mogs me by like 2 inches in length, 1 in girth. Nobody was there, but that shit was so embarrassing seeing him brutally slap my little meat stick away from his destroyer of JB pussy.

I took the L. I pull my pants up and shamefully go back to class with him. For the rest of the day, the arrogant fuck kept talking about how he brutally dickmogged me in the bathroom whilst I bitterly denied it like a faggot cuck. This is why Jordan and I had a falling out btw, I couldn't handle the shame of getting cockmogged so brutally so we naturally drifted apart and now I'm here years later on this forum. Trust me though, had I won the cockmog battle, It'd be barrett posting these exact words instead of me, title would of been: "HOW (my name) BRUTALLY COCKMOGGED ME IN 3RD GRADE - NOT TALES GTFIH."

Anyway, this is my experience, rep me nigger. :feelsgood:
(tagging people who were in my 3rd grade class and can confirm this happened: @Mogs Me @Miami @alex @qxdr @PharmaPhaggot
dnr but yeah sure i believe you
 
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So I was like in 3rd grade chilling with my nigga Jordan (yeah, we go way back) and at this age we were starting to get, uhh.... promiscuous.
So the day was going like any other typical school day for the both of US: JB hoes kissing us, Jordan & I trying to dodge acid attacks from seething, envious sub 5s, and also US deciding while MILF teacher we'd want to run a train on later that night. While we're sitting in class then, Jordan than suddenly gets an unconsented kiss from a JB foid. Now like I already said, this is quite typical, but idk bro that day he must of had low cortisol and high T.

I look down and Barrett's Boner is pointing at me — like it wanted me to pucker up for a kiss. That shit was really bulging through his fucking shorts and I could lowkirkingly see the veins running through it from a 3/4 angle (whilst mirin his maxilla) and then next thing I know, that shit starts pumping & throbbing. Now we were just sitting across from each other. Now being fr, the same way women get periods in sync, I think Jordan and I are like that too cuz after mirin his dick, I felt smth pressing in my pants too :forcedsmile:

Look down.

And it's my dick lookin' like titanium got injected into that. I was so shocked at how equally erect we both were even though all we could see were our individual outlines, so I touched mine to feel it and... I had fucking stone stick :feelswhy:. The term "boner" is a severe understatement for what I really had, a better fitting word is "titanium-obsidian-ER" cuz that shit was so pumped with blood it'd probably be enough to save the life of 100000 people with hypovolemic shock if you had castrated me at that moment.

Jordan and I tactily know what's about to go down now. My boy toy is spiked up, his is all happy, we gotta settle this :y'all:. Next thing yknow, Jordan and I are walking to the bathroom together. Don't misinterpret this for something gay though, the fury of our dicks channeled into our bodies and was enough to make it nearly awkward before we had our cock mog battle. Tryna visualise it, imagine the two of us walking like we were on a catwalk to the school bathrooms but we both just had a fucking python in our pants tryna escape (and escape they will).

Now we're in the bathroom and it's time. I rip my shit off and now I'm eyeing down Jordan with my shit floating about before I look him in the eye and say: "Go ahead, try to cock mog me nigger." Jordan is one egotistical kaant, so he pulls his shorts down and it's GIGANTIC. When we were in class, the erection size through our pants were not too big, so I had assumed that we'd be equal. But no, I'm sitting here and my jaw drops a little like I'm a pornstar cuz his dih is like a fucking mini tree trunk. Jordan looks at me now all arrogantly, and says, "You're trying to mog me but you're not going to win, sanasa" and pulls me over next to him. We stand next to each other side by side, hips touching, and his dick mogs me by like 2 inches in length, 1 in girth. Nobody was there, but that shit was so embarrassing seeing him brutally slap my little meat stick away from his destroyer of JB pussy.

I took the L. I pull my pants up and shamefully go back to class with him. For the rest of the day, the arrogant fuck kept talking about how he brutally dickmogged me in the bathroom whilst I bitterly denied it like a faggot cuck. This is why Jordan and I had a falling out btw, I couldn't handle the shame of getting cockmogged so brutally so we naturally drifted apart and now I'm here years later on this forum. Trust me though, had I won the cockmog battle, It'd be barrett posting these exact words instead of me, title would of been: "HOW (my name) BRUTALLY COCKMOGGED ME IN 3RD GRADE - NOT TALES GTFIH."

Anyway, this is my experience, rep me nigger. :feelsgood:
(tagging people who were in my 3rd grade class and can confirm this happened: @Mogs Me @Miami @Alex @qxdr @PharmaPhaggot
dnr, i was there guys, i saw this happen
 
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Dnr but chicos bigger
 
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When you try to go back to class after getting dick mogged by Jordan barret but you forget nigga lowkey gay so he grabs your shoulder while you’re about to walk out

And says “every chest you find needs to be looted” via him cumming In your ah

 
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some nigga sat down and typed this shit out btw
 
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some nigga sat down and typed this shit out btw
I wrote it myself
I was waiting for smth to download on my phone so I typed this out while waiting
 
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i can vouch for him as the sub-5
 
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So I was like in 3rd grade chilling with my nigga Jordan (yeah, we go way back) and at this age we were starting to get, uhh.... promiscuous.
So the day was going like any other typical school day for the both of US: JB hoes kissing us, Jordan & I trying to dodge acid attacks from seething, envious sub 5s, and also US deciding while MILF teacher we'd want to run a train on later that night. While we're sitting in class then, Jordan than suddenly gets an unconsented kiss from a JB foid. Now like I already said, this is quite typical, but idk bro that day he must of had low cortisol and high T.

I look down and Barrett's Boner is pointing at me — like it wanted me to pucker up for a kiss. That shit was really bulging through his fucking shorts and I could lowkirkingly see the veins running through it from a 3/4 angle (whilst mirin his maxilla) and then next thing I know, that shit starts pumping & throbbing. Now we were just sitting across from each other. Now being fr, the same way women get periods in sync, I think Jordan and I are like that too cuz after mirin his dick, I felt smth pressing in my pants too :forcedsmile:

Look down.

And it's my dick lookin' like titanium got injected into that. I was so shocked at how equally erect we both were even though all we could see were our individual outlines, so I touched mine to feel it and... I had fucking stone stick :feelswhy:. The term "boner" is a severe understatement for what I really had, a better fitting word is "titanium-obsidian-ER" cuz that shit was so pumped with blood it'd probably be enough to save the life of 100000 people with hypovolemic shock if you had castrated me at that moment.

Jordan and I tactily know what's about to go down now. My boy toy is spiked up, his is all happy, we gotta settle this :y'all:. Next thing yknow, Jordan and I are walking to the bathroom together. Don't misinterpret this for something gay though, the fury of our dicks channeled into our bodies and was enough to make it nearly awkward before we had our cock mog battle. Tryna visualise it, imagine the two of us walking like we were on a catwalk to the school bathrooms but we both just had a fucking python in our pants tryna escape (and escape they will).

Now we're in the bathroom and it's time. I rip my shit off and now I'm eyeing down Jordan with my shit floating about before I look him in the eye and say: "Go ahead, try to cock mog me nigger." Jordan is one egotistical kaant, so he pulls his shorts down and it's GIGANTIC. When we were in class, the erection size through our pants were not too big, so I had assumed that we'd be equal. But no, I'm sitting here and my jaw drops a little like I'm a pornstar cuz his dih is like a fucking mini tree trunk. Jordan looks at me now all arrogantly, and says, "You're trying to mog me but you're not going to win, sanasa" and pulls me over next to him. We stand next to each other side by side, hips touching, and his dick mogs me by like 2 inches in length, 1 in girth. Nobody was there, but that shit was so embarrassing seeing him brutally slap my little meat stick away from his destroyer of JB pussy.

I took the L. I pull my pants up and shamefully go back to class with him. For the rest of the day, the arrogant fuck kept talking about how he brutally dickmogged me in the bathroom whilst I bitterly denied it like a faggot cuck. This is why Jordan and I had a falling out btw, I couldn't handle the shame of getting cockmogged so brutally so we naturally drifted apart and now I'm here years later on this forum. Trust me though, had I won the cockmog battle, It'd be barrett posting these exact words instead of me, title would of been: "HOW (my name) BRUTALLY COCKMOGGED ME IN 3RD GRADE - NOT TALES GTFIH."

Anyway, this is my experience, rep me nigger. :feelsgood:
(tagging people who were in my 3rd grade class and can confirm this happened: @Mogs Me @Miami @Alex @qxdr @PharmaPhaggot
dnr,mumbai asylum tales
 
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And then all hot milf teachers game into the bathroom + the female principal and you and Jordan ran a train on them and became school legends and got free A's forever
 
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@Leonidas gui and @Pei ahh post
 
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@Leonidas gui and @Pei ahh post
Last seen: Yesterday at 2:39 PM
Pei will be very pleased with this post, may even make him want to rub his dih a lil
 
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@LeonidasGui
 
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Pei will be very pleased with this post, may even make him want to rub his dih a lil
Lmao yea niggas still active their posts were brainrot but lowk funny random ass shit filled the off-topic mid 2024
 
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Basically pei 2.0
you're telling me there are variations of william2605 but for Barrett? does there exist an O'Pry guy?
 
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you're telling me there are variations of william2605 but for Barrett? does there exist an O'Pry guy?
I don't remember seeing one in 2024 I was inactive most of the 2025
Check Leonidas guis profile it's cagefuel and his posts too
 
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cockmoged and he droped a sanasa? over for you boyo
 
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