How likly am i going to die from invasive surgery?

[Deleted member 1338]

I am planning to get 4 surgeries done at the same time

Lefort to move my maxilla and chin forward cheekbones reduction and mid mandible reduction and orbital rim implant. I like my features it's just my ogre bone structure.

even if I survived I would still be collagenless oldcel but maybe I can find a decent girl in her 30s and betabucks for her.

 

[nvck_pilled]

100% of surgery copers die

 

[Deleted member 1338]

100% of surgery copers die

Thanks

 

[Gonthar]

Who is doing the surgery, who's the doctor, from what country he is, how many similar surgeries has he performed, how many of his patients died?

 

[Slayer]

They will probably give you Valium or some other benzo in the pre op room and you'll be so high you won't care if you die

 

[Hades]

I mean at least if you die on the operating table you won't feel it. You're probably unlikely to die though. Higher chance if you do them all at once though.

 

[Deleted member 1338]

I mean at least if you die on the operating table you won't feel it. You're probably unlikely to die though. Higher chance if you do them all at once though.

Thanks I better just do 2 and then 2 later.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

You will be dead after five minutes, when they gave you gas.
sweet dreams

 

[kangarooking]

Doesn’t matter cause if you die you’ll never know

 

[Deleted member 1338]

You will be dead after five minutes, when they gave you gas.
sweet dreams

At least I wouldn't even know

 

[Deleted member 1338]

Doesn’t matter cause if you die you’ll never know

I am already dead

 

[sytyl]

imagine being the one guy that dies because of a mistake by the anesthetist

 

[audreyen]

You won’t die lmfao