How losing your virginity feels like (Incels and KKHVCELS GTFIH)

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The first time I had sex with an escort and she started to rode me cowgirl, I couldn't believe my eyes. I was losing virginity. My brain was turned shut for a moment.

First, she gave me a strip dance and started undressing, and I started touching her boobs, waist, and ass for the first time. It felt like heaven, my dick immediately went hard like a rocket, then she rode me cowgirl for the first ever time.

It was like crack cocaine, touching her boobs waist, and ass felt like I was born again honestly can't even describe the feeling that much.


It honestly felt like Imagine not eating for 5 days starving and doing no fap for like 30 days straight combined, and finally you get to eat your favorite meal and fap at a nice porn at the same time. Maybe even better than that.

And even when I finished in missionary, I didn't even feel the postnutclairty it was crazy. she was really nice too and gave me tissues after I finished and started cleaning my dick lol I had absolutely no regrets, and I wanted round 2, but unfortunately I've already left.
 
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The first time I had sex with an escort and she started to rode me cowgirl, I couldn't believe my eyes. I was losing virginity. My brain was turned shut for a moment.
It was like crack cocaine, touching her boobs waist, and ass felt like I was born again after honestly can't even describe the feeling that much.


It honestly felt like Imagine not eating for 5 days starving and doing no fap for like 30 days straight combined, and finally you get to eat your favorite meal and fap at a nice porn at the same time. Maybe even better than that.

And even when I finished in missionary, I didn't even feel the postnutclairty it was crazy. I had absolutely no regrets, and I wanted round 2, but unfortunately I've already left.
arnt you 17 how tf do your parents let you fuck prostitutes
 
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Lifefuel :feelswhy:
 
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Too long

Can someone put this in as an audio TikTok Reddit video with subway surfers gameplay in the background
 
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how long did you last jfl
not long since I payed for 15 minutes only because I didn't have that much money at 16 lol

maybe like less than 5 minutes, after she gave me lap dance before we started keep in mind I wasn't on no fap or anything
 
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not long since I payed for 15 minutes only because I didn't have that much money at 16 lol

maybe like less than 5 minutes, after she gave me lap dance before we started keep in mind I wasn't on no fap or anything
@FBI @Funnyunenjoyer1 was raped by a woman please arrest the young roastie thank you
 
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No thanks. This didn't work. FAKE!
 
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@FBI @Funnyunenjoyer1 was raped by a woman please arrest the young roastie thank you
not rape if I was 16 and I consented boyo
 
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not rape if I was 16 and I consented boyo
In america it would be considered rape jfl
Screenshot 2024 08 06 100624 PM

''Cannot legally consent to have sex with someone eles,no matter how willing they may be''
 
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what country do you live in?
 
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If its Canada how did you go about it cause I've heard its "illegal" to buy an escort but not illegal to offer escort services :lul:
 
If its Canada how did you go about it cause I've heard its "illegal" to buy an escort but not illegal to offer escort services :lul:
It's illegal almost everywhere brother.

go on a website and call escorts number it's simple
 
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The first time I had sex with an escort and she started to rode me cowgirl, I couldn't believe my eyes. I was losing virginity. My brain was turned shut for a moment.

First, she gave me a strip dance and started undressing, and I started touching her boobs, waist, and ass for the first time. It felt like heaven, my dick immediately went hard like a rocket, then she rode me cowgirl for the first ever time.

It was like crack cocaine, touching her boobs waist, and ass felt like I was born again honestly can't even describe the feeling that much.


It honestly felt like Imagine not eating for 5 days starving and doing no fap for like 30 days straight combined, and finally you get to eat your favorite meal and fap at a nice porn at the same time. Maybe even better than that.

And even when I finished in missionary, I didn't even feel the postnutclairty it was crazy. she was really nice too and gave me tissues after I finished and started cleaning my dick lol I had absolutely no regrets, and I wanted round 2, but unfortunately I've already left.
didn’t know you were chill like that bro
 
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first time with an escort is fucking brutal jesus
 
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Did you wear a condom?
 
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first time with an escort is fucking brutal jesus
It isn’t brutal. It’s even better. No BS, just straight to sex. With civilian women, you have to deal with a bunch of BS, waste a ton of time, etc. And for what? Both types of puss puss is used anyway.
 
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Make video next time please
 
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Nooooo you’re just an innocent kid! :feelswah: You can’t consent! :feelswah: Even if you say yes! :feelswah:
I remember some guy I sometimes talked to in 9th grade saying how he lost his virginity to a prostitute then, when he would be around 14/15 years old.
Brutal tbh kinda sad
 
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I remember some guy I sometimes talked to in 9th grade saying how he lost his virginity to a prostitute then, when he would be around 14/15 years old.
Brutal tbh kinda sad
Yeah it’s definitely sad that degeneracy happens so soon. :ogre:
 
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Yeah it’s definitely sad that degeneracy happens so soon. :ogre:
this is the influence of media aka porn, e thots, salacious and gratuitous content. we need total white christian takeover of all modes of communication and messaging
 
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this is the influence of media aka porn, e thots, salacious and gratuitous content. we need total white christian takeover of all modes of communication and messaging
It’s going to be hard to erase it. In fact, don’t think it’s possible anymore. It’s just so deep-rooted and widely accepted. And it’s only getting worse. Soon it will be 12, the average age someone loses their v-card. Sad shit.
 
It’s going to be hard to erase it. In fact, don’t think it’s possible anymore. It’s just so deep-rooted and widely accepted. And it’s only getting worse. Soon it will be 12, the average age someone loses their v-card. Sad shit.
Holy sheet you online everyday
 
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not long since I payed for 15 minutes only because I didn't have that much money at 16 lol

maybe like less than 5 minutes, after she gave me lap dance before we started keep in mind I wasn't on no fap or anything
What is your penis size?
 
escort doesn't count.
 
knowing this forum, even escort stories are larps
 
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i was so stressed i barely remember my first time i didnt enjoy that shit at all my dick also didnt get hard and i cum in like 1-2 seconds after that will fuck again
 
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escort doesn't count, you're still virgin
 

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