How many of you escortmaxxx

[sub5outsider]

Is it a good idea if your not likely to get laid soon and whats your experience if you have done it.

 

[GamerCel]

im not giving a whore my hard earned money
ive been looking into non-consent maxxing though ( in GTA 6 )

 

[Artemis]

Is it a good idea if your not likely to get laid soon and whats your experience if you have done it.

Great stuff. In fact, this is the only way to get laid consistently, Chad or not.

But unfortunately VERY expensive, unless you want to fuck ugly crack whores.

Gonna visit her next month:

 

[Deleted member 23554]

no money for whores

 

[dimorphism]

no money for whores

>The best marketer in the world

 

[Deleted member 23554]

>The best marketer in the world
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i am the best marketer in the world. i will be a millionaire before 2024 to prove that.

 

[dimorphism]

i am the best marketer in the world. i will be a millionaire before 2024 to prove that.

Tag me in the announcing thread

 

[Momolooksmax]

i would visit escorts but they reject me or give me a shit service because my cock is too big.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Cheaper to surgerymaxx than escortsmaxx. I remember I tried to escortmaxx a few times when I was a virgin and each time failed miserably, first time I was gonna get my dick sucked by a fat sheboon but I spent an hour driving around her block and couldn't find her, she got mad as fuck and blocked me, second time was with a MTB sheboon, I did the same thing, drove around her block for like an hour and couldn't find her, I was at the wrong fucking apartment complex JFL

Last time I tried escortmaxxing, I messaged a slim blonde 40 y/o woman, everything was going good, and then I started to think it was a sting operation for whatever autistic reason and decided to park my car 2 blocks away in a college parking lot, then proceeded to get a deflated soccer ball, slice a small hole in it and shoved my phone, keys, drugs, etc into the ball and hid it in the woods about 100ft from my car, my plan was to knock on the door and then when answered announce myself as a cleaner, if she seemed like a cop I would've just said my bad I must have the wrong room number and then dipped, if she seemed like a whore I would've said I was just playing and then fucked her. Well none of that played out because I did actually knock on the wrong door and some fucking Asian nigga answered me, I ran straight tf back to my car and got tf out of that town lmfao.

 

[Artemis]

i would visit escorts but they reject me or give me a shit service because my cock is too big.

That s kinda shit.

How large? Asking for a friend...

 

[Octavian_Augustus]

I do it occasionally but not that often. Few times a year. I think it's worth it if you go for stacey tier only and just want to blow off some steam but don't rely on it as your main source of sex or affection. Also I make a lot of money so it's fine but wouldn't do it if were struggling financially either. It's a luxury and you shouldn't blow all your money on it. I wouldn't go for a cheap one TBH.

Experience wise if you pick a good one it's great. Some of them are very attractive and good at their job (very warm, welcoming, focused on your pleasure) It's quite an experience to just go into a hotel room, be greeted by an attractive woman in lingerie and go straight to kissing / touching her vs jumping through the hoops of seduction (which I don't mind doing either)

Compared to sex with non-paid girls it's much more focused on your pleasure. She will wear nice lingerie, give you head, do what you want etc. I find it rarer for hook-ups to just naturally give you head or handjobs without you specifically asking these days or you having to return the favor (or rather go down on her first...) and a lot of non-paid girls focus more on their pleasure in bed I find. With a hooker it's all about you.

 

[Momolooksmax]

That s kinda shit.

How large? Asking for a friend...

mainly because of the girth. 6,8x6,1 nbp

 

[Artemis]

mainly because of the girth. 6,8x6,1 nbp

Damn thats huge, like porn-star huge...

 

[sub5outsider]

Cheaper to surgerymaxx than escortsmaxx. I remember I tried to escortmaxx a few times when I was a virgin and each time failed miserably, first time I was gonna get my dick sucked by a fat sheboon but I spent an hour driving around her block and couldn't find her, she got mad as fuck and blocked me, second time was with a MTB sheboon, I did the same thing, drove around her block for like an hour and couldn't find her, I was at the wrong fucking apartment complex JFL

Last time I tried escortmaxxing, I messaged a slim blonde 40 y/o woman, everything was going good, and then I started to think it was a sting operation for whatever autistic reason and decided to park my car 2 blocks away in a college parking lot, then proceeded to get a deflated soccer ball, slice a small hole in it and shoved my phone, keys, drugs, etc into the ball and hid it in the woods about 100ft from my car, my plan was to knock on the door and then when answered announce myself as a cleaner, if she seemed like a cop I would've just said my bad I must have the wrong room number and then dipped, if she seemed like a whore I would've said I was just playing and then fucked her. Well none of that played out because I did actually knock on the wrong door and some fucking Asian nigga answered me, I ran straight tf back to my car and got tf out of that town lmfao.

im scared that i will get scammed or make something stupid because i will be nervous

 

[Mr manlet]

Great stuff. In fact, this is the only way to get laid consistently, Chad or not.

But unfortunately VERY expensive, unless you want to fuck ugly crack whores.

Gonna visit her next month:
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Very nice! How muchh?

Damn thats huge, like porn-star huge...

What porn you looking at? If you were ti equate that to a woman's bust size what would it be?

 

[Deleted member 23209]

Cheaper to surgerymaxx than escortsmaxx. I remember I tried to escortmaxx a few times when I was a virgin and each time failed miserably, first time I was gonna get my dick sucked by a fat sheboon but I spent an hour driving around her block and couldn't find her, she got mad as fuck and blocked me, second time was with a MTB sheboon, I did the same thing, drove around her block for like an hour and couldn't find her, I was at the wrong fucking apartment complex JFL

Last time I tried escortmaxxing, I messaged a slim blonde 40 y/o woman, everything was going good, and then I started to think it was a sting operation for whatever autistic reason and decided to park my car 2 blocks away in a college parking lot, then proceeded to get a deflated soccer ball, slice a small hole in it and shoved my phone, keys, drugs, etc into the ball and hid it in the woods about 100ft from my car, my plan was to knock on the door and then when answered announce myself as a cleaner, if she seemed like a cop I would've just said my bad I must have the wrong room number and then dipped, if she seemed like a whore I would've said I was just playing and then fucked her. Well none of that played out because I did actually knock on the wrong door and some fucking Asian nigga answered me, I ran straight tf back to my car and got tf out of that town lmfao.

LMFAOOO bro not even escortmax worked

 

[Artemis]

Very nice! How muchh?

200 Euro per hour.

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Escorts are amazing, especially if you are under 35 and looksmaxxed since most of their past clients are fat oldcel boomers.

I've had incredible sex from escorts who were really into it and even complimented by body, probably because I'm lean while the guys they usually fuck are beer belly boomer slobs.

 

[Max Frauder]

Why tf is it called maxxing? Shouldn't it be escortceling??

 

[longjohnmong]

200 Euro per hour.

That's not too bad. The ones I've been looking at are like $350 per hour, bare minimum.

 

[Artemis]

That's not too bad. The ones I've been looking at are like $350 per hour, bare minimum.

It depends on location.

If you are in the US or Switzerland, you can expect to pay 500 for the same bitch. While this girl in her home country (Ukraine) would cost like 50-100 euro per hour.

 

[longjohnmong]

Escorts are amazing, especially if you are under 35 and looksmaxxed since most of their past clients are fat oldcel boomers.

I've had incredible sex from escorts who were really into it and even complimented by body, probably because I'm lean while the guys they usually fuck are beer belly boomer slobs.

Yeah, they always insist on you like taking a shower and brushing your teeth which makes me think they're used to just the grossest dudes. Only problem is I like eating pussy and don't really want to eat a whore's pussy.

 

[Artemis]

Yeah, they always insist on you like taking a shower and brushing your teeth which makes me think they're used to just the grossest dudes. Only problem is I like eating pussy and don't really want to eat a whore's pussy.

I tried a few times, and then took antibiotic, and did a thorough mouth wash in the post-nut clarity

Actually, now i do it differently. Ifyou wanna eat pussy, just play with her clitoris, do not dive inthe hole and you will be safe

 

[longjohnmong]

It depends on location.

If you are in the US or Switzerland, you can expect to pay 500 for the same bitch. While this girl in her home country (Ukraine) would cost like 50-100 euro per hour.

Yeah, I'm in US but have been looking at Canada since I'm nearby and have the advantage of the exchange rate. $500 is a lot to drop on something fleeting though. I can't really see it as a long term solution unless I were a multi millionaire.

 

[Artemis]

Yeah, I'm in US but have been looking at Canada since I'm nearby and have the advantage of the exchange rate. $500 is a lot to drop on something fleeting though. I can't really see it as a long term solution unless I were a multi millionaire.

Canada is SUPER expensive too.

Have you heard about this shit? Nordic model they call it, fucking jealous feminist fat pigs.

Nordic model approach to prostitution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Canada has this shit. Also, this is the reason why a hooker costs 200 in Finland, and in Stockholm you have to pay 350, and the quality is shit.

 

[Artemis]

Yeah, I'm in US but have been looking at Canada since I'm nearby and have the advantage of the exchange rate. $500 is a lot to drop on something fleeting though. I can't really see it as a long term solution unless I were a multi millionaire.

TBH, if you are considering, your best bet as Murican is literally buying a ticket to Bangkok, and staying there for a month in Airbnb, fucking good looking escorts.

Another option is LATAM. Some mexican hookers are FIRE. I love Latina women my favourite. But here in Finland their offer is not high. Mostly czech girls working.

 

[longjohnmong]

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[longjohnmong]

TBH, if you are considering, your best bet as Murican is literally buying a ticket to Bangkok, and staying there for a month in Airbnb, fucking good looking escorts.

Another option is LATAM. Some mexican hookers are FIRE. I love Latina women my favourite. But here in Finland their offer is not high. Mostly czech girls working.

Yeah, I've thought about that. Latinas are definitely the hottest women in the world. The thing with US/Canada escorts is that a lot of them are relatively intelligent entrepreneur type women. Not that I want some deep connection with a whore, but I think it would be more palatable fucking someone like that than someone who might be doing it to send money back to some little village so their family can afford to eat.

I have not heard of the Nordic prostitution model. Canadian quality seems pretty decent though.

 

[Artemis]

someone who might be doing it to send money back to some little village so their family can afford to eat.

You should not think that. Girls in Bangkok, even though they are from poor villages, have ALL the opportunities to work in local pharmacies, as cleaners, at the factory, etc. All these jobs pay enough for their families to stay afloat.

But they choose to suck dick, because after 10 years of sucking it, they becoem millionaires, buy cars, beach properties, and enjoy rich retirement at 35...

I have not heard of the Nordic prostitution model. Canadian quality seems pretty decent though.

You should know about it, because in Canada, YOU are considered criminal for buying sex, while the girl is NOT. Which in practice means she can just report you to the police, and you will have a criminal record on your name.

 

[Deleted member 24235]

Cheaper to surgerymaxx than escortsmaxx. I remember I tried to escortmaxx a few times when I was a virgin and each time failed miserably, first time I was gonna get my dick sucked by a fat sheboon but I spent an hour driving around her block and couldn't find her, she got mad as fuck and blocked me, second time was with a MTB sheboon, I did the same thing, drove around her block for like an hour and couldn't find her, I was at the wrong fucking apartment complex JFL

Last time I tried escortmaxxing, I messaged a slim blonde 40 y/o woman, everything was going good, and then I started to think it was a sting operation for whatever autistic reason and decided to park my car 2 blocks away in a college parking lot, then proceeded to get a deflated soccer ball, slice a small hole in it and shoved my phone, keys, drugs, etc into the ball and hid it in the woods about 100ft from my car, my plan was to knock on the door and then when answered announce myself as a cleaner, if she seemed like a cop I would've just said my bad I must have the wrong room number and then dipped, if she seemed like a whore I would've said I was just playing and then fucked her. Well none of that played out because I did actually knock on the wrong door and some fucking Asian nigga answered me, I ran straight tf back to my car and got tf out of that town lmfao.

Ur autistic dude

 

[Deleted member 2875]

I escortmaxxed outside of the West. She was super pretty, but ultimately I paid a higher price than I would have in the West bc the bitch stole my passport lmao.

 

[longjohnmong]

You should not think that. Girls in Bangkok, even though they are from poor villages, have ALL the opportunities to work in local pharmacies, as cleaners, at the factory, etc. All these jobs pay enough for their families to stay afloat.

But they choose to suck dick, because after 10 years of sucking it, they becoem millionaires, buy cars, beach properties, and enjoy rich retirement at 35...

You should know about it, because in Canada, YOU are considered criminal for buying sex, while the girl is NOT. Which in practice means she can just report you to the police, and you will have a criminal record on your name.

Do you find yours on some website?

 

[Artemis]

Do you find yours on some website?

yeah. there is pretty much one in every country. you better search in native language of that country, otherwise you will be scammed.

But some places where prostitution is legal, like Thailand or Germany, are actually better if you GO OUT. like directly to the brothel. Using escort sites in Bangkok is meh, when you can go to their red light districts and take the girl home from there.

 

[5'6"ManW/5.5"dick]

Escorts are amazing, especially if you are under 35 and looksmaxxed since most of their past clients are fat oldcel boomers.

I've had incredible sex from escorts who were really into it and even complimented by body, probably because I'm lean while the guys they usually fuck are beer belly boomer slobs.

sounds about right...just because im an incel doesnt i should be a disgusting slob

 

[User28823]

Disgusting, rather be a virgin