Dr. Mog
Researcher at moggerdom and zoomerology
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I’m tired of the low effort tease bollocking made by some of the normgroid dipshits I live with everyday regarding my excessive female interaction at certain times.
I mean bro, the last time I took these three girls out for a picnic ride was when Diddy was still free. So yeah you can guess, it’s not so often. Somehow they requesting to do it again but get drunk this time on feb 14th. The HTB one promised to get me hooked too. Like shieet, only if you stopped at 4 shots having enough mental power to talk or even remember your name with that shitty ass tolerance of yours. Gross.
The shortest one is the teetotaller HQNP, the failed attempt of mine to bring her enthusiasm for a dance with me still haunts me brutally cause she’s very soft and laid back. What’s more brutal is this borderline HTN manlet corny ahh friend of mine who barely know each other but is a good dancer managed to get prioritised. Been on whopping 9/10 de-attachment with her ever since, cause let’s be real; it wasn’t his problem, she failed to choose/prioritise me when needed which made me go a full 180 on her. She did come back asking me out for lunch to have a talk about what’s wrong. Let’s be real here again, you still chose him when I was right in front of you. Ain’t being there again. Gotta improve myself till you see and know that I’ve outshined everyone else, including my manlet friend who forgot about you with all the failed approach he had with 23 random girls that day, whom you would very like to dance with. Fuck you.
Third one, my closet one, is a fuckhead. Still talks to her ex despite having a boyfriend, buys me drinks when not asked. A little too comfortable with me to do anything.
Having right people while clubbing is important. All I have is dipshits and my male (so called) friends have an ego to make me an outcast if I ever hung around them.
Which brings me to the title, fuck the party and the connection. Just at a random time at a random club, how much aura does a dude with 3 girls all comfortable to chill around with him would attain?
I mean bro, the last time I took these three girls out for a picnic ride was when Diddy was still free. So yeah you can guess, it’s not so often. Somehow they requesting to do it again but get drunk this time on feb 14th. The HTB one promised to get me hooked too. Like shieet, only if you stopped at 4 shots having enough mental power to talk or even remember your name with that shitty ass tolerance of yours. Gross.
The shortest one is the teetotaller HQNP, the failed attempt of mine to bring her enthusiasm for a dance with me still haunts me brutally cause she’s very soft and laid back. What’s more brutal is this borderline HTN manlet corny ahh friend of mine who barely know each other but is a good dancer managed to get prioritised. Been on whopping 9/10 de-attachment with her ever since, cause let’s be real; it wasn’t his problem, she failed to choose/prioritise me when needed which made me go a full 180 on her. She did come back asking me out for lunch to have a talk about what’s wrong. Let’s be real here again, you still chose him when I was right in front of you. Ain’t being there again. Gotta improve myself till you see and know that I’ve outshined everyone else, including my manlet friend who forgot about you with all the failed approach he had with 23 random girls that day, whom you would very like to dance with. Fuck you.
Third one, my closet one, is a fuckhead. Still talks to her ex despite having a boyfriend, buys me drinks when not asked. A little too comfortable with me to do anything.
Having right people while clubbing is important. All I have is dipshits and my male (so called) friends have an ego to make me an outcast if I ever hung around them.
Which brings me to the title, fuck the party and the connection. Just at a random time at a random club, how much aura does a dude with 3 girls all comfortable to chill around with him would attain?
