Lonenely sigma
Future "username-o-plasty" candidate
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Most of you dudes are "squintmaxxing" to have hunter eyes.
I, however, do the opposite, as I will demonstrate shortly.
So, here's what my NCT looks like naturally:
I look sleepy and tired.
Now please let me introduce my great friend from the recent times: coffee.
I am overdosing on coffee every day, bc I have ADHD and can't focus on studying unless I feel stressed. Coffee makes me feel stressed.
In that rush of stress, however, my eyes get wider and more awake. This is what they look like after coffeemaxxing:
***note 1: don't do this in public, people will think you are mentally ill
***note 2: don't do this at all you bunch of autists, this post is satire
I, however, do the opposite, as I will demonstrate shortly.
So, here's what my NCT looks like naturally:
I look sleepy and tired.
Now please let me introduce my great friend from the recent times: coffee.
I am overdosing on coffee every day, bc I have ADHD and can't focus on studying unless I feel stressed. Coffee makes me feel stressed.
In that rush of stress, however, my eyes get wider and more awake. This is what they look like after coffeemaxxing:
***note 1: don't do this in public, people will think you are mentally ill
***note 2: don't do this at all you bunch of autists, this post is satire