How overdosing on coffee saved my canthal tilt

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Lonenely sigma

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Most of you dudes are "squintmaxxing" to have hunter eyes.

I, however, do the opposite, as I will demonstrate shortly.

So, here's what my NCT looks like naturally:

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I look sleepy and tired.

Now please let me introduce my great friend from the recent times: coffee.

I am overdosing on coffee every day, bc I have ADHD and can't focus on studying unless I feel stressed. Coffee makes me feel stressed.

In that rush of stress, however, my eyes get wider and more awake. This is what they look like after coffeemaxxing:

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***note 1: don't do this in public, people will think you are mentally ill

***note 2: don't do this at all you bunch of autists, this post is satire
 

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