how should i prepare for girl coming over?

[hunkymonkey69]

whats all the debloating, bonesmashing, all those softmaxxes i can do to look my best thatll effect me within around 5 hours

 

[Angutoid]

train your hole to make pegging less painful

 

[RecessedCels]

train your hole to make pegging less painful

I'd lowkey get pegged

 

[Onopka111]

whats all the debloating, bonesmashing, all those softmaxxes i can do to look my best thatll effect me within around 5 hours

4 hour long cold shower

 

[Sens]

High inhib

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Take a hour long bath right now, OR go for a run and work up a sweat to debloat,

Drink water

Eat eggs in 4 hours, so you're fed 1 hours before and only protein

and give her grape juice if you don't have alcohol, it is inherently sexual from primordial symbolism if it's in a glass (not a wine glass just a glass cup)

Then have her watch a movie with you ideally or sum where you're sitting next to each other or find a means of breaking touch barrier

Be autistically rapey > getting nothing

 

[Deleted member 88030]

train your hole to make pegging less painful

aka oil up

 

[Hernan]

whats all the debloating, bonesmashing, all those softmaxxes i can do to look my best thatll effect me within around 5 hours

Clean the toilets, bathroom, living room, kitchen and bedroom (almost the entire house).
Prepare the 'context' for sex (condoms ready, fresh bedsheets etc.).

 

[RecessedCels]

I'd lowkey get pegged

Why y'all angry

 

[noahwillascend]

whats all the debloating, bonesmashing, all those softmaxxes i can do to look my best thatll effect me within around 5 hours

Clean house smell great u can’t do anything that will make a difference within 5 hours

 

[Nigoid]

sniff coke

 

[hunkymonkey69]

train your hole to make pegging less painful

already done

High inhib

nigger im on org

Take a hour long bath right now, OR go for a run and work up a sweat to debloat,

Drink water

Eat eggs in 4 hours, so you're fed 1 hours before and only protein

and give her grape juice if you don't have alcohol, it is inherently sexual from primordial symbolism if it's in a glass (not a wine glass just a glass cup)

Then have her watch a movie with you ideally or sum where you're sitting next to each other or find a means of breaking touch barrier

Be autistically rapey > getting nothing

Clean the toilets, bathroom, living room, kitchen and bedroom (almost the entire house).
Prepare the 'context' for sex (condoms ready, fresh bedsheets etc.).

doing all this thx

Clean house smell great u can’t do anything that will make a difference within 5 hours

i just meant like debloating and just stuff that i would do before i go out or something