thecel
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Once a Stacy said to me, “I like your eyes.”
Now, considering the facts — my ES ratio is 0.39, my IPD is 57mm, and my PFL is 23mm — the odds of her compliment being sincere are lower than the probability of winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning on the same day.
So, instead of replying with the standard “thank you,” I said “shut the fuck up bitch.”
Did I make the right move?
Now, considering the facts — my ES ratio is 0.39, my IPD is 57mm, and my PFL is 23mm — the odds of her compliment being sincere are lower than the probability of winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning on the same day.
So, instead of replying with the standard “thank you,” I said “shut the fuck up bitch.”
Did I make the right move?