currymaxxer888
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so here’s the wild ass story superpsycho told me after he came back from Mongolia like wtf.
he was on some solo soul-searching trip through Central Asia, trying to escape the noise and find peace or whatever. ended up in Ulaanbaatar for a bit, then randomly got invited to a local party by some girl he met at a market who was allegedly a shaman (but probably just sold crystals on Etsy and did tarot for weed).
anyway, this girl — let's call her "Altansarnai" because that’s the name she used and honestly sounds like a goddess name so it checks out — started talking to him, was weirdly into him, kept asking him about his life, his goals, what he was running from. classic deep vibe shit.
they hit it off, drank something fermented that smelled like regret, and ended up kissing in a bathroom. yeah, the bathroom. one of those squat jobs with no doors and pipes that scream like tortured souls every time someone flushes.
now, superpsycho thought he was getting lucky. turns out, he was getting exposed .
while she stepped out to get water or whatever, he looked around the room and saw a laptop open on the desk. screen wasn't locked. and there it was:
“Operation Steppe Seduction - Phase 3”
he didn’t stick around long enough to read the whole thing.
his heart dropped faster than his gym form when he realized he had been catfished — not by some random shemale scammer — but by Asiangymmax himself , wearing a wig, fake eyelashes, and full steppe cosplay.
somehow, somewhere between the fermented dairy and the yurt pillow talk, Superpsycho had fallen for a trap set by the man himself. the guy who once said “romance is dead” and “women only chase status” had gotten played by a dude pretending to be a Mongolian shaman goddess.
he left the house without saying goodbye. didn’t even take his coat. just walked out into the cold, emotionally naked and spiritually violated.
since then, he hasn’t been the same. talks less. stares into the void more. sometimes he’ll just whisper “Altansarnai…” before breaking down into tears and doing 100 push-ups to cope.
TL;DR: @superpsycho falls for beautiful girl in Mongolia, gets kissed in a bathroom, finds her logged into @Asiangymmax looksmax account mid-convo, realizes he was catfished by a man in a wig, now emotionally broken and forever haunted by the ghost of Altansarnai
he was on some solo soul-searching trip through Central Asia, trying to escape the noise and find peace or whatever. ended up in Ulaanbaatar for a bit, then randomly got invited to a local party by some girl he met at a market who was allegedly a shaman (but probably just sold crystals on Etsy and did tarot for weed).
anyway, this girl — let's call her "Altansarnai" because that’s the name she used and honestly sounds like a goddess name so it checks out — started talking to him, was weirdly into him, kept asking him about his life, his goals, what he was running from. classic deep vibe shit.
they hit it off, drank something fermented that smelled like regret, and ended up kissing in a bathroom. yeah, the bathroom. one of those squat jobs with no doors and pipes that scream like tortured souls every time someone flushes.
now, superpsycho thought he was getting lucky. turns out, he was getting exposed .
while she stepped out to get water or whatever, he looked around the room and saw a laptop open on the desk. screen wasn't locked. and there it was:
he scrolled down a bit (he’s not proud of it but also kinda is) and found a draft message titled:
“Operation Steppe Seduction - Phase 3”
he didn’t stick around long enough to read the whole thing.
his heart dropped faster than his gym form when he realized he had been catfished — not by some random shemale scammer — but by Asiangymmax himself , wearing a wig, fake eyelashes, and full steppe cosplay.
somehow, somewhere between the fermented dairy and the yurt pillow talk, Superpsycho had fallen for a trap set by the man himself. the guy who once said “romance is dead” and “women only chase status” had gotten played by a dude pretending to be a Mongolian shaman goddess.
he left the house without saying goodbye. didn’t even take his coat. just walked out into the cold, emotionally naked and spiritually violated.
since then, he hasn’t been the same. talks less. stares into the void more. sometimes he’ll just whisper “Altansarnai…” before breaking down into tears and doing 100 push-ups to cope.
TL;DR: @superpsycho falls for beautiful girl in Mongolia, gets kissed in a bathroom, finds her logged into @Asiangymmax looksmax account mid-convo, realizes he was catfished by a man in a wig, now emotionally broken and forever haunted by the ghost of Altansarnai
