How tf do I get a fake ID

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I can’t do this anymore I need to be able to go to bars and clubs and buy beer
 
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just ask a hobo to buy u some beer
 
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just ask a hobo to buy u some beer
I already do that, I wanna go to clubs, we have a club at my uni everyone goes to but I’m only 17 so I can’t yet :feelswhy:
 
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I already do that, I wanna go to clubs, we have a club at my uni everyone goes to but I’m only 17 so I can’t yet :feelswhy:
just use tinder man idk
 
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Sneak in or just wait
 
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Fuck club whore
get aide
rope
you cant get aids from straight sex and using stds as an argument is a giga incel trait. name one straight person with an std.
 
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you cant get aids from straight sex and using stds as an argument is a giga incel trait. name one straight person with an std.
Idk anyone who has sex cause im a incel on looksmax.org
And google says you can get HIV/Aids through vagginal and anal sex
 
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Go with older people to a bar snd ask them to buy you drinks.
 
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Go with older people to a bar snd ask them to buy you drinks.
Because I have a lot of older friends, I just didn’t know if they would let me in
 
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Idk anyone who has sex cause im a incel on looksmax.org
And google says you can get HIV/Aids through vagginal and anal sex
the chances of getting sex vaginally given the foid ALREADY HAS AIDS is like 1/20000. srs u can google it. but yea anal = aids cuz thats how aids is transmitted. but cmon bud, ur a faggot if you wouldnt fuck a stacy based on the 1/1000 chance she has an STD
 
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Can you go to bars without ids?
Most will ID you just choose a place that happens to have drinks but its not their main attraction
 
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name one straight person with an std.
Eazy-E
the chances of getting sex vaginally given the foid ALREADY HAS AIDS is like 1/20000. srs u can google it. but yea anal = aids cuz thats how aids is transmitted. but cmon bud, ur a faggot if you wouldnt fuck a stacy based on the 1/1000 chance she has an STD
I prefer to jerk off over than fucking a whore
 
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You can photoshop your own chances are they won't know
 
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>ez e
>straight
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I prefer to jerk off over than fucking a whore
 
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