How TF do I get a girlfriend

[Thompsonz]

Srs
Why are all women so rude and mean for no reason
Why do they have such high unfulfillable standards
Why are they so narcissistic

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

have you tried being above-average?

 

[Deleted member 72832]

Impossible, honestly.

 

[Htobrother]

Ask Out foids you know
Mostlikely they will say yes
Or sspecially If she told you you are gl

 

[alurmo]

start hoping for a miracle to happen

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Learn how to cry. Master it! When you see someone you like, drop to your knees, crying, and beg her to be your girlfriend. Offer her an incentive, such as, "I'll lick the bottom of your shoes! Please, be my girlfriend." Good luck!

 

[thereallegend]

Have money and simp hard

What matters is having women worship the ground you walk on

Have you ever had a woman rape you?

 

[Donkeyballs]

1. be confiedent (pump shoulders and chest out and have a more manly stance)
2. Groom and keep good hygine (shower, comb your hair)
3. talk about your hobbies (looksmax rotting and vidya)
4. be kind and respectful (give her flowers and attention)
5. ask for advice on looksmaxing forums (looksmax.org)