How the Iran-US war will ascend all of us

[ilovearcherqueen]

If the war gets worse, food prices will go up. Gas prices will go up.

Food prices will go up= less food we eat, resulting in starvemaxxing which is optimal for lower bf.

Gas prices going up= more reason to walk, resulting in walkmaxxing and cardiomaxxing and ascending through exercise and more leanmaxxing.

Both of these will increase facial and skeletal structure, making our muscles look more defined.

Chuds complain about the war increasing prices.

Chads think out of the box and know this ascends them.

 

[vanitycel]

I guess bro

 

[Throw_Away]

to jester a bit further onto the topic, it will also most likely open Iran to geomaxxing grounds, and it will be especially easy to geomaxx and slay out of your league in a country torn apart by war, where women are looking for shelter and money, and you, the kind foreigner, can provide both as long as they let you hit (after which you will promptly fuck right back off to your home country)

 

[idekwhttosay]

nga said walkmaxxing

 

[ilovearcherqueen]

to jester a bit further onto the topic, it will also most likely open Iran to geomaxxing grounds, and it will be especially easy to geomaxx and slay out of your league in a country torn apart by war, where women are looking for shelter and money, and you, the kind foreigner, can provide both as long as they let you hit (after which you will promptly fuck right back off to your home country)

True chad thinker

nga said walkmaxxing

walkmaxxing, starvemaxxing, leanmaxxing, we all maxxing everything

 

[idekwhttosay]

walkmaxxing, starvemaxxing, leanmaxxing, we all maxxing everything

WE will be chad after ts war

also if we get drafted thats optimal for high testosterone