How to ace HR interviews?

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I've decided i want to do another job besides Uber. I've been to 30 + interviews but failed them all, how do you convince the hr staff that you're a good fit?
 
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I've been to 30 + interviews but failed them all
Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
 
damn the bull do you actually flirt with the passengers
 
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STAR pattern, come up with scenarios could be real or fake but must sound genuine

Practice, do mock interviews there are likely things you are saying / mannerisms that need fixing
 
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I've decided i want to do another job besides Uber. I've been to 30 + interviews but failed them all, how do you convince the hr staff that you're a good fit?
Just be Chad, most HR staff is now women, and they usually hire the hottest guys.
 
Just lie in the resume. Make up stuff and talk about that time where you were thr Managing director at willy Wonka and saved thr factory with your Italain superpowers

 
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Fuck this interviewing shit Is actually impossible. Why can't they Just give me the job
 
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Fuck this interviewing shit Is actually impossible. Why can't they Just give me the job
Start your own business instead, your own empire.

sith GIF
 
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ive aced every interview ive been to

you have to be genuinely confident about your competence
 
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Tell them you're 6'4
 
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ive aced every interview ive been to

you have to be genuinely confident about your competence
redditors were right it's all about confidence and game
i feel like i'm being gaslighted to the oblivion, i followed every step during my interviews, it must be like getting girls, you either have it or not
 
Just be the opposite of yourself
 
I thought italian economy was better than this

Shouldnt you be doing better on the job market as someone with a degree in your field
 
I thought italian economy was better than this

Shouldnt you be doing better on the job market as someone with a degree in your field
it is. all my colleagues from uni have good jobs at PWC, KPMG, Deloitte and banks. it cannot be that they all mog me, i had a top percentile GPA
 
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I've decided i want to do another job besides Uber. I've been to 30 + interviews but failed them all, how do you convince the hr staff that you're a good fit?
Didn’t you show them your looksmax.org reputation in your resume?
 
Didn’t you show them your looksmax.org reputation in your resume?
for a period i thought they actually got to know my looksmax post history through reverse image search, but then i realized that even that retard of badg has a job. how is this possible?
 
I've decided i want to do another job besides Uber. I've been to 30 + interviews but failed them all, how do you convince the hr staff that you're a good fit?
Show them your .org account
 
I've decided i want to do another job besides Uber. I've been to 30 + interviews but failed them all, how do you convince the hr staff that you're a good fit?
Gotta have the gift of gab I guess. I've never had an interview where I didn't get a job offer. Except at one place where they didn't want to give me two days off a week. I was pissed when the lady told me that.
 
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