How to ascend as a 27 year above average looking guy who never had a job?

[Pale God]

I‘m 6‘3, 80kg, blue eyes, brown/blond hair 6.5-7 face but I only rotted at home since 22. I kinda regret wanting to go to university and not just starting an apprenticeship at 16 or putting more effort in when I was in night school to be able to graduate and go to university.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

brutal you did nothing for 5 years in your prime?

 

[<6PSLcel]

above average looking by self assessment or has someone rated you ?

 

[Pale God]

I‘ll try to become a politician but it may not work because I have no work experience and no finished apprenticeship or even a criminal record (petty stuff like shoplifting) which I would have to hide but my mom‘s friend‘s husband is a politician in the party I want to join.

 

[Pale God]

brutal you did nothing for 5 years in your prima?

I played video games, watched anime and fapped for the most part. Only got interested in forums about a year ago.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I played video games, watched anime and fapped for the most part. Only got interested in forums about a year ago.

Useless to stay here and start talking about how you threw those years away.

Now just focus on something and try to get a job and start making money flow into your bank account.

Then for the rest just go gym and slim down and build some muscle, have a decent skin care routine and eat healthy and sleep 8h+ a night.

 

[lestoa]

I‘m 6‘3, 80kg, blue eyes, brown/blond hair 6.5-7 face but I only rotted at home since 22. I kinda regret wanting to go to university and not just starting an apprenticeship at 16 or putting more effort in when I was in night school to be able to graduate and go to university.

take fin dut and minox asap
idk what else to say
if u r rly htn and 6,3, u shouldnt have any problems. Go and live ur life

 

[Pale God]

Useless to stay here and start talking about how you threw those years away.

Now just focus on something and try to get a job and start making money flow into your bank account.

Then for the rest just go gym and slim down and build some muscle, have a decent skin care routine and eat healthy and sleep 8h+ a night.

Too tired to do all of that stuff, especially working out. The gym is just boring. I want to start boxing but I haven’t made an effort to join a boxing club yet.

 

[Pale God]

take fin dut and minox asap
idk what else to say
if u r rly htn and 6,3, u shouldnt have any problems. Go and live ur life

What life? I‘m at home most of the time or wandering around aimlessly outside.

 

[lestoa]

What life? I‘m at home most of the time or wandering around aimlessly outside.

are u neet ?
go fuck milfs, pull a rich milf or smth. You are 6,3 and htn.

 

[Pale God]

Useless to stay here and start talking about how you threw those years away.

Now just focus on something and try to get a job and start making money flow into your bank account.

Then for the rest just go gym and slim down and build some muscle, have a decent skin care routine and eat healthy and sleep 8h+ a night.

I feel like I need a girlfriend first before I have motivation enough to do any of that stuff.

I get enough sleep.

 

[Pale God]

are u neet ?
go fuck milfs, pull a rich milf or smth.

I planned on doing that but I don’t want to anymore. I just want a girlfriend that is slightly younger than me.

I probably couldn’t even attract them anyway or not any I would be attracted to.

 

[lestoa]

I planned on doing that but I don’t want to anymore. I just want a girlfriend that is slightly younger than me.

I probably couldn’t even attract them anyway or not any I would be attracted to.

girls like older ppl, do u look young ? Are you balding ? Is your collagen levels good ?

 

[glaruz]

Maybe go to university and get a part time job if you can? You should be fine with your stats if your collagen and hair are fine.

 

[Pale God]

girls like older ppl, do u look young ? Are you balding ? Is your collagen levels good ?

I look like 21-23 probably if I am clean shaven. My hair started slightly receding at 25 but most people wouldn‘t even notice, especially with the curtain haircut I have. Let‘s say it went from Norwood 0 or 1 to 1-1.5, barely noticeable, but I still freaked out but after some time I just didn’t give a fuck anymore since it didn’t continue.

 

[Pale God]

Maybe go to university and get a part time job if you can? You should be fine with your stats if your collagen and hair are fine.

I can’t go to university unless I spend 3 years again at some boring night school or day time college. I‘ll just never return to any school because I‘m sick of the school system.

 

[Pale God]

Maybe go to university and get a part time job if you can? You should be fine with your stats if your collagen and hair are fine.

I‘m not fine. I barely get any matches on dating apps, only when my account is kinda new and then not even any girls who show a lot of interest.

I also have no social circle and whenever I had the feeling some girl showed me signs of attraction in real life I didn’t approach because I was too scared about what would happen if she found out that I‘m unemployed eventually.

 

[Pale God]

Maybe go to university and get a part time job if you can? You should be fine with your stats if your collagen and hair are fine.

Part time job for what? 12€ an hour and you have to pay 40-50% of taxes is a joke.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I feel like I need a girlfriend first before I have motivation enough to do any of that stuff.

I get enough sleep.

I thought the same but the opposite is what happened.

I was 10 times more driven when I was single.

 

[glaruz]

I look like 21-23 probably if I am clean shaven. My hair started slightly receding at 25 but most people wouldn‘t even notice, especially with the curtain haircut I have. Let‘s it went from Norwood 0 or 1 to 1-1.5.

You should consider starting finasteride or dutasteride. Your eyes are probably not sensitive enough to balding yet and your balding is worse than you think. Do not underestimate the norwood reaper. Hair is key to look young.

I‘m not fine. I barely get any matches on dating apps, only when my account is kinda new and then not even any girls who show a lot of interest.

I also have no social circle and whenever I had the feeling some girl showed me signs of attraction in real life I didn’t approach because I was too scared about what would happen if she found out that I‘m unemployed eventually.

Just larp. Tell them your plans for a future job and lie that you worked in the past, but you are taking a break while studying and trying something new, that you are looking to get a part time job and study at the same time, etc.

Part time job for what? 12€ an hour and you have to pay 40-50% of taxes is a joke.

I really dunno, everything is garbage, JFL. I think like forevergymcelling in this regard. I do 20 hour weeks as a software developer.

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[Pale God]

You should consider starting finasteride or dutasteride. Your eyes are probably not sensitive enough to balding yet and your balding is worse than you think. Do not underestimate the norwood reaper. Hair is key to look young.

Just larp. Tell them your plans for a future job and lie that you worked in the past, but you are taking a break while studying and trying something new, that you are looking to get a part time job and study at the same time, etc.

I really dunno, everything is garbage, JFL. I think like forevergymcelling in this regard. I do 20 hour weeks as a software developer.

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I think my perception is fine. I mean I can‘t larp as a teenager anymore but I could easily get away with pretending to be 21-23.

I think finasteride would fuck me up and I didn’t hear about the other stuff yet. I got topical minoxidil but I almost never used it only initially when I freaked out but I‘m too lazy to apply it everyday and it probably wouldn’t do a lot anyway and only age my skin.

 

[Pale God]

You should consider starting finasteride or dutasteride. Your eyes are probably not sensitive enough to balding yet and your balding is worse than you think. Do not underestimate the norwood reaper. Hair is key to look young.

Just larp. Tell them your plans for a future job and lie that you worked in the past, but you are taking a break while studying and trying something new, that you are looking to get a part time job and study at the same time, etc.

I really dunno, everything is garbage, JFL. I think like forevergymcelling in this regard. I do 20 hour weeks as a software developer.

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This is what my hairline looks like. My hair is greasy as fuck since I haven’t washed it in days and need to wash it everyday for it not to look greasy.

 

[glaruz]

This is what my hairline looks like. My hair is greasy as fuck since I haven’t washed it in days and need to wash it everyday for it not to look greasy.

Now get it wet, do a slickback and record under direct lightning. No need to post here, just for yourself. It looks fine for now though IG. You need to be giga blackpilled about the norwood reaper though. Chico uses finasteride and has children btw.

 

[Pale God]

Now get it wet, do a slickback and record under direct lightning. No need to post here, just for yourself. It looks fine for now though IG. You need to be giga blackpilled about the norwood reaper though. Chico uses finasteride and has children btw.

I may start taking that stuff in the future but I probably don’t have enough money anyway to even afford it. I just hate routines and I‘m worried about it fucking up my health.

 

[glaruz]

Regarding the employment thing, just fucking larp and lie like almost every other human, JFL. Nobody will know if you really worked in somewhere else before unless they are aspies and run a brutal background check on you. Do not let this limit you. If someone asks, just lie that you worked in construction and moved heavy shit or as a cashier at mc wagies or something similar.

 

[glaruz]

I may start taking that stuff in the future but I probably don’t have enough money anyway to even afford it. I just hate routines and I‘m worried about it fucking up my health.

You just shallow a cheap pill.

 

[Pale God]

You just shallow a cheap pill.

Yeah, might still fuck up my hormones and make my dick limp or some shit like that.

 

[Ukraine1]

I‘m 6‘3, 80kg, blue eyes, brown/blond hair 6.5-7 face but I only rotted at home since 22. I kinda regret wanting to go to university and not just starting an apprenticeship at 16 or putting more effort in when I was in night school to be able to graduate and go to university.

It’s getting worse for white guys…

6’3 bro should get you something…

 

[AspiringMogger]

I don’t wanna end up like you. I gotta lock in fr

 

[Pale God]

I thought the same but the opposite is what happened.

I was 10 times more driven when I was single.

I am not and haven’t been in over decade. I think I if I had a girlfriend I wouldn’t stay a NEET because I‘d be afraid she will dump me for someone with my looks or worse looks who has money.

 

[Pale God]

I don’t wanna end up like you. I gotta lock in fr

There are worse things like having a job.

 

[Pale God]

It’s getting worse for white guys…

6’3 bro should get you something…

Where? I also have standards when it comes to women and on dating apps height barely matters compared to face or coming across neurotypical or maybe I just took autistic pictures.

 

[Ukraine1]

Where? I also have standards when it comes to women and on dating apps height barely matters compared to face or coming across neurotypical or maybe I just took autistic pictures.

Having standards is not the Chad thing to do.

Fuck anyone (not the men)

 

[Pale God]

Regarding the employment thing, just fucking larp and lie like almost every other human, JFL. Nobody will know if you really worked in somewhere else before unless they are aspies and run a brutal background check on you. Do not let this limit you. If someone asks, just lie that you worked in construction and moved heavy shit or as a cashier at mc wagies or something similar.

That‘s almost as pathetic as being unemployed. And to me as a NEET working in a shitty job like that is more pathetic. I guess to normies it would be a sign I tried at least.

 

[Pale God]

Having standards is not the Chad thing to do.

Fuck anyone (not the men)

I‘m not even gonna bother with girls who aren’t my looksmatch because I wouldn’t feel sexual attraction towards them.

Most women I see outside and think are my looksmatch might even look worse than me without makeup.

 

[Ukraine1]

I‘m not even gonna bother with girls who aren’t my looksmatch because I wouldn’t feel sexual attraction towards them.

Most women I see outside and think are my looksmatch might even look worse than me without makeup.

Put up a picture of these women…

You sound like a picky cuck.

Chad and Tyronne will fuck 700 pound girls

 

[TechnoBoss]

Damn, this post hits home for me.

 

[Pale God]

Put up a picture of these women…

You sound like a picky cuck.

Chad and Tyronne will fuck 700 pound girls

I didn‘t take creep shots so how could I?

I don’t care what those low IQ losers who got lucky in terms of looks do. I would rather fap to porn than fuck an ugly chick.

 

[Pale God]

Put up a picture of these women…

You sound like a picky cuck.

Chad and Tyronne will fuck 700 pound girls

I rejected some mid cum dumps my friend knew who wanted to give me a blowjob some years ago. I don’t wanna end up with STDs.

 

[Ukraine1]

I rejected some mid cum dumps my friend knew who wanted to give me a blowjob some years ago. I don’t wanna end up with STDs.

America?

 

[glaruz]

That‘s almost as pathetic as being unemployed. And to me as a NEET working in a shitty job like that is more pathetic. I guess to normies it would be a sign I tried at least.

Yeah, I would stay NEET all my life if I could, but I was forced to become homeless or a wageslave pretty much.

Then the next best option is to make money with as little effort, looksmins and time invested as possible. Hence the part time job. Ofc making money while sleeping is best, but good luck with that.

 

[IntelligentCel]

I‘m 6‘3, 80kg, blue eyes, brown/blond hair 6.5-7 face but I only rotted at home since 22. I kinda regret wanting to go to university and not just starting an apprenticeship at 16 or putting more effort in when I was in night school to be able to graduate and go to university.

Start using steroids and get surgeries to correct any facial anomaly (if anomalies are present).

Get ripped as F.

 

[Pale God]

Start using steroids and get surgeries to correct any facial anomaly (if anomalies are present).

Get ripped as F.

I have no money and I don’t wanna age and lose my hair and also shorten my life span and get small balls due to steroids.

 

[Pale God]

Start using steroids and get surgeries to correct any facial anomaly (if anomalies are present).

Get ripped as F.

I could probably afford steroids but no decent rhinoplasty.

 

[Pale God]

America?

In East Germany

 

[LevantinePsycho]

United States?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I am not and haven’t been in over decade. I think I if I had a girlfriend I wouldn’t stay a NEET because I‘d be afraid she will dump me for someone with my looks or worse looks who has money.

how are you supposed to get one if you are a bum tho bro? (no offense obviously we are just talking)

 

[Pale God]

how are you supposed to get one if you are a bum tho bro? (no offense obviously we are just talking)

She would have to be attracted to me and not be a gold digger I guess for her not to care.