How to ascend at 3000?

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Hi guys, one of my great-great-great-great something etc. ancestors from South America (cause Mexico is obviously part of South America) wants to know what to do in order to increase his collagen and regain his hair back.

Be sure to list me the prices for everything needed too please, thx. He has enough gold.

He is Chinchorroan mestizo btw, to all the smart phenocels out there.

@thinwhiteduke @Be_ConfidentBro

 

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Beging heavy chin tuck mewing immediately to reverse thousands of years of being dead with mouth open. If done @Salludon style a few months should be enough.

For collagen and hair, use Nagato's Preta Path and absorb life essence from Chads

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Beging heavy chin tuck mewing immediately to reverse thousands of years of being dead with mouth open. If done @Salludon style a few months should be enough.

For collagen and hair, use Nagato's Preta Path and absorb life essence from Chads
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He's got a bit of facial asymmetry too as u can see. Just a bit.

What can be done about that? We are thinking of getting him a nose implant.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

He's got a bit of facial asymmetry too as u can see. Just a bit.

What can be done about that? We are thinking of getting him a nose implant.

Lefort 4 should do the trick and then a wraparound skull implant by Eppley for the loss of bonemass over the millenniums

 

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Lefort 4 should do the trick and then a wraparound skull implant by Eppley for the loss of bonemass over the millenniums

Which one do u think would fit him best?

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

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Which one do u think would fit him best?

I just asked a female friend and she said that it doesn't matter which one because all 3 are attractive in their own ways and that your ancestor should work mostly on his personality since he's from an older era and might have to adjust to modern day society. A few showers every hour to hygienemaxx the thousand year old stench, he should study important historical events like the slave trade, the holocaust and the feminist revolution. Watch some modern day movies, preferably with female and POC leads.

I then asked her to still tell me her personal subjective (as we know looks are in the eyes of the beholder) preference regarding these 3 skulls and she chose the third one on the right but ONLY because it just so happens that her boyfriend has a skull like that so she is, in her words: "a bit biased tee hee"

 

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I just asked a female friend and she said that it doesn't matter which one because all 3 are attractive in their own ways and that your ancestor should work mostly on his personality since he's from an older era and might have to adjust to modern day society. A few showers every hour to hygienemaxx the thousand year old stench, he should study important historical events like the slave trade, the holocaust and the feminist revolution. Watch some modern day movies, preferably with female and POC leads.

I then asked her to still tell me her personal subjective (as we know looks are in the eyes of the beholder) preference regarding these 3 skulls and she chose the third one on the right but ONLY because it just so happens that her boyfriend has a skull like that so she is, in her words: "a bit biased tee hee"

She has a chinlet boyfriend who watches DC instead of Marvel.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

She has a chinlet boyfriend who watches DC instead of Marvel.

Damn just remembered that this is chinlet in 2021

Maybe the best looksmax for our 3000 year old guy is to go back to the eternal sleep