how to ascend to heaven

[Mogger2000]

you need procedure of jaw surgery to destroy jesus then he come crashing down asking for foid group but foid group says jesus is sub 5 so jesus ropemaxxes and reincarnates as frog

 

[LXR]

Jesus just zaps you out of existence

 

[Imaloser7754]

Interesting thread

 

[Paravan]

also worth considering the role of forgiveness in ascending - maybe making amends with those who need it most could help unlock that heaven door for some guys