How to ascend with SARMS ( updated)

[ziyadap]

This is for the people who are too pussy to pin

Take my advice , pinning is better than sarms by 827293739x roids without training is better then sarms with training

Mk677 25mg daily till ur satisfied
So mk677 is a growth hormone secretagogue ( substance that promotes the secretion of another substance , typically a hormone) in this case it’ll be hgh and igf-1 ( to keep it simple hgh and igf-1 are basically bone growing
PROS
More hgh

Deeper sleep

Enhanced muscle growth and recovery

Fat loss ( only if u can control ur self and pair it with a good diet ) mk677 makes u hungry as fuck so I’d pair it with cardarine

Skin health

Bone health
CONS
Water retention ( Bloat ) also water retention in the joints

Increased appetite ( take it before you sleep)

Insulin resistance

Joint pain

Sleep disruptions ( yes I know I said itll give u deep sleep ) but some users reported vivid dreams or disturbing sleep patterns

Elevated blood pressure

Possible increased risk of cancer ( long term)

Rad-140 10mg daily for 8weeks
rad 140 is a sarm that is known for its muscle building and fat burning properties
PROS
Muscle growth

Fat loss

Increased strength

No estrogenic side effects

Fast result's

CONS

Testosterone suppression ( which is why we have pct) I’ll explain it down below

Mood changes

Cardiovascular strain

Lowers hdl and Increases ldl




Ligandrol (LGD-4033)

Ligandrol (LGD-4033) is a SARM that is known for its muscle building and strength enhancing properties.

PROS

Muscle growth

Strength gains

Fat loss

Enhanced endurance

Improves bone density

CONS

Testosterone suppression or shutdown ( depends on age)

Potential hair loss

Liver strain (mild)

Mood swings and irritability

Possible cardiovascular strain (impact on cholesterol levels)

Not fully researched for long-term use



ACP-105





ACP-105 is a SARM known for its muscle building and fat burning properties.





PROS



Muscle growth

Fat loss

Strength gains

Improved recovery

Mild side effect profile compared to steroids

No impact on estrogen (no gynecomastia risk)







CONS
Testosterone suppression OR shutdown ( possible shutdown if u stopped growing)(requires PCT)

Not fully researched for long-term use

Potential mild liver strain with extended use

Possible mood swings or irritability

Hair loss in those genetically prone to male pattern baldness





PCT ( post cycle therapy )

After ostarine and rad your testosterone will be suppressed, if u take last 2 ur natural testosterone will prob shut down, if ur test is suppressed it will cause you to have low libido depression reduced bone mass ED increased bf loss of muscle mass

That’s why when ur cycling or stopping them

Take clomid for 50mg for the first 2 weeks after stopping or cycling , then the 2 weeks after take 25mg ,and if ur cycling take rad and ostarine after those 4 weeks and if u wanna stop taking rad and ostarine just stop pct after those 4 weeks

If u still have no libido and stuff ur cooked


And oh yeah go to the gym
Goodluck

 

[idkmanimao]

This is for the people who are too pussy to pin

Take my advice , pinning is better than sarms by 827293739x roids without training is better then sarms with training

Mk677 25mg daily till ur satisfied
So mk677 is a growth hormone secretagogue ( substance that promotes the secretion of another substance , typically a hormone) in this case it’ll be hgh and igf-1 ( to keep it simple hgh and igf-1 are basically bone growing
PROS
More hgh

Deeper sleep

Enhanced muscle growth and recovery

Fat loss ( only if u can control ur self and pair it with a good diet ) mk677 makes u hungry as fuck so I’d pair it with cardarine

Skin health

Bone health
CONS
Water retention ( Bloat ) also water retention in the joints

Increased appetite ( take it before you sleep)

Insulin resistance

Joint pain

Sleep disruptions ( yes I know I said itll give u deep sleep ) but some users reported vivid dreams or disturbing sleep patterns

Elevated blood pressure

Possible increased risk of cancer ( long term)

Rad-140 10mg daily for 8weeks
rad 140 is a sarm that is known for its muscle building and fat burning properties
PROS
Muscle growth

Fat loss

Increased strength

No estrogenic side effects

Fast result's

CONS

Testosterone suppression ( which is why we have pct) I’ll explain it down below

Mood changes

Cardiovascular strain

Lowers hdl and Increases ldl

Ostarine 12.5mg daily for 8 weeks

Ostarine (MK-2866) is a mild SARM that promotes muscle growth, fat loss, and recovery. It helps preserve muscle while cutting, supports joint and bone health,

PROS

Muscle growth

Fat loss

Preserves muscle during cutting

Joint and bone health

Mild compared to steroids ,fewer side effects

Improved recovery

CONS

Testosterone Suppression

Hair Loss

Liver Strain

Mood Swings

Increased Hunger

Cholesterol Impact

Not Fully Researched


Ligandrol (LGD-4033)

Ligandrol (LGD-4033) is a SARM that is known for its muscle building and strength enhancing properties.

PROS

Muscle growth

Strength gains

Fat loss

Enhanced endurance

Improves bone density

CONS

Testosterone suppression or shutdown ( depends on age)

Potential hair loss

Liver strain (mild)

Mood swings and irritability

Possible cardiovascular strain (impact on cholesterol levels)

Not fully researched for long-term use



ACP-105





ACP-105 is a SARM known for its muscle building and fat burning properties.





PROS



Muscle growth

Fat loss

Strength gains

Improved recovery

Mild side effect profile compared to steroids

No impact on estrogen (no gynecomastia risk)







CONS
Testosterone suppression OR shutdown ( possible shutdown if u stopped growing)(requires PCT)

Not fully researched for long-term use

Potential mild liver strain with extended use

Possible mood swings or irritability

Hair loss in those genetically prone to male pattern baldness





PCT ( post cycle therapy )

After ostarine and rad your testosterone will be suppressed, if u take last 2 ur natural testosterone will prob shut down, if ur test is suppressed it will cause you to have low libido depression reduced bone mass ED increased bf loss of muscle mass

That’s why when ur cycling or stopping them

Take clomid for 50mg for the first 2 weeks after stopping or cycling , then the 2 weeks after take 25mg ,and if ur cycling take rad and ostarine after those 4 weeks and if u wanna stop taking rad and ostarine just stop pct after those 4 weeks

If u still have no libido and stuff ur cooked


And oh yeah go to the gym
Goodluck

here before BOTB.
edit: stop jfl repping me you dirty faggots

 

[Bryce]

If u still have no libido and stuff ur cooked

Yeah that's definitely worth it just to be bloated + have acne and gigantic disgusting unappealing muscles

 

[ziyadap]

Yeah that's definitely worth it just to be bloated + have acne and gigantic disgusting unappealing muscles

I can’t believe I read this just stop when u reach ur goal bruh

 

[flatcheck213]

THE ANTI- PIN CLOWNGUIDE

This is for the TRUE naturals™ who want to stay small, weak, & emotionally broken. Why inject testosterone when you can inject self-doubt?

MK-677 — Grow Fat Fast 3000
Protocol: 25mg daily until your face explodes or you start sweating gravy.

PROS:
✓ Sleep like a demon.
✓ Bloat so heavy you get accused of bulking on air.
✓ Eat 3 pizzas a day and still think you're “recomping.”

CONS:
✗ Dreams so vivid you see your failed gains in HD.
✗ Joint pain but spiritually.
✗ You literally become bread (soft & bloated).

RAD-140 — Testosterone Lite™
Protocol: 10mg daily until your balls feel like distant memories.

PROS:
✓ Gain enough strength to ego lift and herniate a disc.
✓ Confidence spike right before complete hormonal collapse.

CONS:
✗ Testosterone? Deleted.
✗ Mood swings that turn you into a Twitter account.

Ostarine — Creatine’s Cousin
Protocol: 12.5mg for 8 weeks of visual placebo gains.

PROS:
✓ Makes your joints “feel better” (emotionally).
✓ Helps you cut... into your dignity.

CONS:
✗ Liver enzymes tap out.
✗ Your libido enters cryostasis.

LGD-4033 — Gymcel Juice
Protocol: Until your delts peak but your HDL crashes.

PROS:
✓ Strength. Size. False hope.

CONS:
✗ Cholesterol levels go full rollercoaster.
✗ Hair loss in 4K.

ACP-105 — Discount Tren
Protocol: Copium daily.

PROS:
✓ People *think* you’re on something.

CONS:
✗ Nothing actually happens. But hey, vibes.

PCT – Post Cope Therapy
Take Clomid... or don’t. Either way, your soul is suppressed.
If your libido doesn’t return, just start collecting Funko Pops instead.

FINAL THOUGHT:
Don’t pin. Don’t train. Don’t eat. Just scroll.
NEVER GO TO THE GYM.

You didn’t need muscle. You needed more copes. ​

 

[ziyadap]

THE ANTI- PIN CLOWNGUIDE

This is for the TRUE naturals™ who want to stay small, weak, & emotionally broken. Why inject testosterone when you can inject self-doubt?

MK-677 — Grow Fat Fast 3000
Protocol: 25mg daily until your face explodes or you start sweating gravy.

PROS:
✓ Sleep like a demon.
✓ Bloat so heavy you get accused of bulking on air.
✓ Eat 3 pizzas a day and still think you're “recomping.”

CONS:
✗ Dreams so vivid you see your failed gains in HD.
✗ Joint pain but spiritually.
✗ You literally become bread (soft & bloated).

RAD-140 — Testosterone Lite™
Protocol: 10mg daily until your balls feel like distant memories.

PROS:
✓ Gain enough strength to ego lift and herniate a disc.
✓ Confidence spike right before complete hormonal collapse.

CONS:
✗ Testosterone? Deleted.
✗ Mood swings that turn you into a Twitter account.

Ostarine — Creatine’s Cousin
Protocol: 12.5mg for 8 weeks of visual placebo gains.

PROS:
✓ Makes your joints “feel better” (emotionally).
✓ Helps you cut... into your dignity.

CONS:
✗ Liver enzymes tap out.
✗ Your libido enters cryostasis.

LGD-4033 — Gymcel Juice
Protocol: Until your delts peak but your HDL crashes.

PROS:
✓ Strength. Size. False hope.

CONS:
✗ Cholesterol levels go full rollercoaster.
✗ Hair loss in 4K.

ACP-105 — Discount Tren
Protocol: Copium daily.

PROS:
✓ People *think* you’re on something.

CONS:
✗ Nothing actually happens. But hey, vibes.

PCT – Post Cope Therapy
Take Clomid... or don’t. Either way, your soul is suppressed.
If your libido doesn’t return, just start collecting Funko Pops instead.

FINAL THOUGHT:
Don’t pin. Don’t train. Don’t eat. Just scroll.
NEVER GO TO THE GYM.

You didn’t need muscle. You needed more copes. ​

I don’t know why ppl use sarms anymore it’s honestly funny seeing greys getting excited after buying mk or rad

 

[Bryce]

just stop when u reach ur goal bruh

The goal should be a lean athletic physique, which is 100% natty. The only reason you'd need drugs to reach your "goal" is because your "goal" is to look like Sam Sulek which is grotesque

 

[ziyadap]

The goal should be a lean athletic physique, which is 100% natty. The only reason you'd need drugs to reach your "goal" is because your "goal" is to look like Sam Sulek which is grotesque

Everyone’s goal is a lean athletic physique bruh this post is made for getting ur dream physique , go ahead be natty and get ur dream physique in 5 years

 

[idkmanimao]

The goal should be a lean athletic physique, which is 100% natty. The only reason you'd need drugs to reach your "goal" is because your "goal" is to look like Sam Sulek which is grotesque

are you fucking retarded? bro, most ppl want to be big and small at the same time, therefore they start cycling, you can't keep a small waist whilst have ex: 17-18 inch biceps, this is why lots of ppl start hoping on, they don't want to spend 10 years trying to get something that can be archived in 2-3 years with drugs

 

[ziyadap]

are you fucking retarded? bro, most ppl want to be big and small at the same time, therefore they start cycling, you can't keep a small waist whilst have ex: 17-18 inch biceps, this is why lots of ppl start hoping on, they don't want to spend 10 years trying to get something that can be archived in 2-3 years with drugs

I think he’s rage baiting or sumn no way he’s serious

 

[idkmanimao]

I think he’s rage baiting or sumn no way he’s serious

yeah Bryce is high iq, he's prolly doing for reps

 

[Bryce]

yeah Bryce is high iq, he's prolly doing for reps

You know me too well

 

[idkmanimao]

You know me too well

yup, were basically best friends

 

[Monsieur Charismeur]

Ur gonna fuck someone up for life jfl. rad is brutal on the hair, acp is not. Acp is also the mildest compound on this list besides maybe mk

 

[ziyadap]

Ur gonna fuck someone up for life jfl. rad is brutal on the hair, acp is not. Acp is also the mildest compound on this list besides maybe mk

Dut fin and ur good