How to avoid barber shop mirrors!

[Deleted member 3789]

Tomorrow, I will be getting a haircut. I will have to look at myself in bad lighting at the barber shop. How can I avoid the mirror when the barber forces me to look? Is there a technique to avoid the mirror or make it look like you're looking when in reality your looking past. How can you avoid the mirror?

 

[Pillarman]

put myopia lenses in your eyes and you won't notice a thing

 

[Deleted member 3789]

This is serious! Barber shops have terrible lighting and can even make Chico look ugly. How can I avoid the barber shop mirrors? What will I do when the barber forces me to look?

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Close your eyes

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Close your eyes

But the barbers will think I'm retarded and weird bro

 

[Deleted member 773]

This is serious! Barber shops have terrible lighting and can even make Chico look ugly. How can I avoid the barber shop mirrors? What will I do when the barber forces me to look?

Fat Cope

 

[maxmendietta]

Low test bro. Thought you were High test.

Just throb the barbers cock while he cuts your hair.

 

[Deleted member 3299]

But the barbers will think I'm retarded and weird bro

You must wear blind nigga glasses that way he cant see your eyes and you can close them without him noticing

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Fat Cope

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The terrible barber lighting is giving him dark circles under eyes

Low test bro. Thought you were High test.

Just throb the barbers cock while he cuts your hair.

I'm very high test bro

 

[Deleted member 773]

I'm very high test bro

 

[Deleted member 3463]

Tell the barber to turn off the lights theory

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Tell the barber to turn off the lights theory

I wont vocalize with the barber bro