How to avoid going to war pussycels GTFIH

[6´3 LTN]

So as many of you might know the world is about to go into world war 3 and if you’re in the age group that actually has to go to the army I have a method to stay home and stay alive. The people who are most likely going to get drafted are men and women from age 18 to 39 and especially if you’re in college or have a master’s degree. But if you’re a woman you’re only 50 percent fucked because the men go first but at any time that can change and women will have to go to war too.

The people who are staying home are people with diabetes, people who’ve been in a mental facility, dropped out of high school, if you’re a felon, transgender people, pregnant women, people with severe anxiety or depressive disorder (you have to be able to prove it).

So how do you stay home?
THIS IS THE METHOD:

First method is get diabetes. “How do I do that?” I’ll teach you. First off buy MK-677 and eat 100mg every single day until you get diabetes.

Second method is fake having severe anxiety or depression and demand to be sent to a mental facility.

Third method is if you’re in high school drop out.

Fourth method is commit a felony.

Fifth method is become a femboy but make sure the process is very slow. The longer the better.

Sixth method is become pregnant. If you’re a man you need to figure this shit out yourself but if you’re a woman this is pretty self explanatory.

And that’s it. The more of these you do the better and thank me later when you’re able to rot on the forum instead of shooting RPGs at some Russians or whatever.

Please rep me since I’m high IQ and just did a shitload of effort for you guys.

 

[Copercel]

So as many of you might know the world is about to go into world war 3 and if you’re in the age group that actually has to go to the army I have a method to stay home and stay alive. The people who are most likely going to get drafted are men and women from age 18 to 39 and especially if you’re in college or have a master’s degree. But if you’re a woman you’re only 50 percent fucked because the men go first but at any time that can change and women will have to go to war too.

The people who are staying home are people with diabetes, people who’ve been in a mental facility, dropped out of high school, if you’re a felon, transgender people, pregnant women, people with severe anxiety or depressive disorder (you have to be able to prove it).

So how do you stay home?
THIS IS THE METHOD:

First method is get diabetes. “How do I do that?” I’ll teach you. First off buy MK-677 and eat 100mg every single day until you get diabetes.

Second method is fake having severe anxiety or depression and demand to be sent to a mental facility.

Third method is if you’re in high school drop out.

Fourth method is commit a felony.

Fifth method is become a femboy but make sure the process is very slow. The longer the better.

Sixth method is become pregnant. If you’re a man you need to figure this shit out yourself but if you’re a woman this is pretty self explanatory.

And that’s it. The more of these you do the better and thank me later when you’re able to rot on the forum instead of shooting RPGs at some Russians or whatever.

Please rep me since I’m high IQ and just did a shitload of effort for you guys.

DNR. you can’t escape getting drafted to war buddy.

Also WW3 is not happening so that is pointless. Mirin effort I guess.

 

[Bitterschön]

CAGING SO HARD. JUST GET DIABETES NIGGAS

 

[6´3 LTN]

CAGING SO HARD. JUST GET DIABETES NIGGAS

Thank you man hope you’re mirin my work

 

[Bitterschön]

Thank you man hope you’re mirin my work

Good post tbh Brb buying MK

 

[Toggle9877]

Die for the Jewish people

 

[6´3 LTN]

Good post tbh Brb buying MK

Good man. I’m bringing the forum back to its prime

 

[sphenocide]

already dropped out 3 years ago lol, I’m safe thank fuck. The one good thing that fucktard choice will do for me

 

[JoeLesbo420]

DNR. you can’t escape getting drafted to war buddy.

Also WW3 is not happening so that is pointless. Mirin effort I guess.

So if dont want would they just kill me

 

[Copercel]

So if dont want would they just kill me

They will probably put you in jail

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

im brazilian idc about this war

good luck dying for your Jewish Masters in the desert brahs

 

[6´3 LTN]

They will probably put you in jail

Jail is better than dying so I’ll take it

 

[JoeLesbo420]

Jail is better than dying so I’ll take it

Yeah me too

 

[Askeladd93270]

Me and millions of ppl are not going to certain death bc 2 ppl had an argument

 

[looksmaxingbeyond]

“Fifth method is become a femboy but make sure the process is very slow. The longer the better.”

 

[edodalic29]

I can fake autism easy, ill just pull up my org post / rep and when they see what i look like they will definitely believe

 

[ascension]

Rare sighting: a funny greycel

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

just enlist in a high demand non combat MOS, then they can't draft you for infantry

 

[6´3 LTN]

I can fake autism easy, ill just pull up my org post / rep and when they see what i look like they will definitely believe

I can’t do that I’ll just rob and bank and get diabetes

 

[6´3 LTN]

Rare sighting: a funny greycel

Appreciate it man

 

[ss07]

might have to drop out fuck

 

[6´3 LTN]

might have to drop out fuck

Glad I could help

 

[Primalsplit]

What makes you think they won't draft criminals?

 

[R@m@]

I dropped out of high school+ I'm from the hood, good luck for the drafters stepping in here and trying to convince people to go to war

 

[R@m@]

What makes you think they won't draft criminals?

They might commit war crimes

 

[R@m@]

Why wouldn't they draft high school dropouts?

 

[6´3 LTN]

Why wouldn't they draft high school dropouts?

I don’t really know man I just read it somewhere

 

[Primalsplit]

They might commit war crimes

How is that important in freaking WW3?

 

[AscensionMan98]

So as many of you might know the world is about to go into world war 3 and if you’re in the age group that actually has to go to the army I have a method to stay home and stay alive. The people who are most likely going to get drafted are men and women from age 18 to 39 and especially if you’re in college or have a master’s degree. But if you’re a woman you’re only 50 percent fucked because the men go first but at any time that can change and women will have to go to war too.

The people who are staying home are people with diabetes, people who’ve been in a mental facility, dropped out of high school, if you’re a felon, transgender people, pregnant women, people with severe anxiety or depressive disorder (you have to be able to prove it).

So how do you stay home?
THIS IS THE METHOD:

First method is get diabetes. “How do I do that?” I’ll teach you. First off buy MK-677 and eat 100mg every single day until you get diabetes.

Second method is fake having severe anxiety or depression and demand to be sent to a mental facility.

Third method is if you’re in high school drop out.

Fourth method is commit a felony.

Fifth method is become a femboy but make sure the process is very slow. The longer the better.

Sixth method is become pregnant. If you’re a man you need to figure this shit out yourself but if you’re a woman this is pretty self explanatory.

And that’s it. The more of these you do the better and thank me later when you’re able to rot on the forum instead of shooting RPGs at some Russians or whatever.

Please rep me since I’m high IQ and just did a shitload of effort for you guys.

You can refuse the draft and then you just go rot in jail till the war is over. Usually you get out sooner. Or you would fake a medical exemption and in Ukraine its 5-10k, but their cost of living is like 1/4th of america, so thats the equivalent of 20-40k saved up .