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So as many of you might know the world is about to go into world war 3 and if you’re in the age group that actually has to go to the army I have a method to stay home and stay alive. The people who are most likely going to get drafted are men and women from age 18 to 39 and especially if you’re in college or have a master’s degree. But if you’re a woman you’re only 50 percent fucked because the men go first but at any time that can change and women will have to go to war too.
The people who are staying home are people with diabetes, people who’ve been in a mental facility, dropped out of high school, if you’re a felon, transgender people, pregnant women, people with severe anxiety or depressive disorder (you have to be able to prove it).
So how do you stay home?
THIS IS THE METHOD:
First method is get diabetes. “How do I do that?” I’ll teach you. First off buy MK-677 and eat 100mg every single day until you get diabetes.
Second method is fake having severe anxiety or depression and demand to be sent to a mental facility.
Third method is if you’re in high school drop out.
Fourth method is commit a felony.
Fifth method is become a femboy but make sure the process is very slow. The longer the better.
Sixth method is become pregnant. If you’re a man you need to figure this shit out yourself but if you’re a woman this is pretty self explanatory.
And that’s it. The more of these you do the better and thank me later when you’re able to rot on the forum instead of shooting RPGs at some Russians or whatever.
Please rep me since I’m high IQ and just did a shitload of effort for you guys.
The people who are staying home are people with diabetes, people who’ve been in a mental facility, dropped out of high school, if you’re a felon, transgender people, pregnant women, people with severe anxiety or depressive disorder (you have to be able to prove it).
So how do you stay home?
THIS IS THE METHOD:
First method is get diabetes. “How do I do that?” I’ll teach you. First off buy MK-677 and eat 100mg every single day until you get diabetes.
Second method is fake having severe anxiety or depression and demand to be sent to a mental facility.
Third method is if you’re in high school drop out.
Fourth method is commit a felony.
Fifth method is become a femboy but make sure the process is very slow. The longer the better.
Sixth method is become pregnant. If you’re a man you need to figure this shit out yourself but if you’re a woman this is pretty self explanatory.
And that’s it. The more of these you do the better and thank me later when you’re able to rot on the forum instead of shooting RPGs at some Russians or whatever.
Please rep me since I’m high IQ and just did a shitload of effort for you guys.
