How to avoid talking to someone at a social gathering

[Jason Voorhees]

Title. If you are at a party/ social gathering, are autist like me who hates small talk and there's some nosy auntie/cousin or some retard who is asking you too many questions and you want to dodge. Instead of just fucking off and lieing giving some awkward excuse like faking some bathroom break or the classic I have to take this call. What you can use as deflection instead is this

Pair them off with someone else. Say to them, I've just seen someone over there I must go and talk to before they leave, but have you guys met? Introduce them to that person and off you go to stuff your face with butter chicken, after that it's their problem to hold the conversation. You're not rejecting them you are just offloading your social load and "gifting" them a much more NT conversation partner. Bonus points if they share some interest like hobbie kids, cooking, religion etc. Instant 30 minute conversation that you don't need to be a part of. Be like yeah she also loves cooking, or she is also a Christian. She has a child who is around your son's age too. Something like that

It works especially well because it's a scripted, repeatable move spot a talkative stranger, walk over together, do a quick intro "Auntie, have you met my friend Sarah? She used to go to the same church that was close to the one you used to live in before you moved have you seen her before", smile, and vanish. 9 times out of 10 they'll keep talking and forget you ever existed. You also look very NT and sociable when you do it. High IQ move.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@imontheloose @Magnus Ironblood @browncurrycel @BigBallsLarry @Insomnia

 

[Chut Sucker]

Show them your bibisi

 

[Nexom]

Big moves, this is an entire guide
Surfed the molecules

 

[Insomnia]

I can see myself messing this up and making it sound like I just want them gone

 

[wuzzdio]

Title. If you are at a party/ social gathering, are autist like me who hates small talk and there's some nosy auntie/cousin or some retard who is asking you too many questions and you want to dodge. Instead of just fucking off and lieing giving some awkward excuse like faking some bathroom break or the classic I have to take this call. What you can use as deflection instead is this

Pair them off with someone else. Say to them, I've just seen someone over there I must go and talk to before they leave, but have you guys met? Introduce them to that person and off you go to stuff your face with butter chicken, after that it's their problem to hold the conversation. You're not rejecting them you are just offloading your social load and "gifting" them a much more NT conversation partner. Bonus points if they share some interest like hobbie kids, cooking, religion etc. Instant 30 minute conversation that you don't need to be a part of. Just like yeah she is also a Christian and used to go to this church.

It works especially well because it's a scripted, repeatable move spot a talkative stranger, walk over together, do a quick intro "Auntie, have you met my friend Sarah? She used to go to the same church that was near your precious home have you seen her anytime", smile, and vanish. 9 times out of 10 they'll keep talking and forget you ever existed. You also look very NT and sociable when you do it. High IQ move.

High iq, mirin

bump

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@TechnoBoss @SplashJuice @Glorious King @mcmentalonthemic @Jatt

 

[Nectar]

Give them an idea of what psl means and what it’s about it’s a very smart move

 

[Glorious King]

@TechnoBoss @SplashJuice @Glorious King @mcmentalonthemic @Jatt

FR @Jatt NEEDS THIS

IMAGINE RELATIVES ASKING WHICH GIRL DID U BREED AND THIS NIGGA PULLS UP WITH THIS

@Mogs Me

 

[tightmason]

Title. If you are at a party/ social gathering, are autist like me who hates small talk and there's some nosy auntie/cousin or some retard who is asking you too many questions and you want to dodge. Instead of just fucking off and lieing giving some awkward excuse like faking some bathroom break or the classic I have to take this call. What you can use as deflection instead is this

Pair them off with someone else. Say to them, I've just seen someone over there I must go and talk to before they leave, but have you guys met? Introduce them to that person and off you go to stuff your face with butter chicken, after that it's their problem to hold the conversation. You're not rejecting them you are just offloading your social load and "gifting" them a much more NT conversation partner. Bonus points if they share some interest like hobbie kids, cooking, religion etc. Instant 30 minute conversation that you don't need to be a part of. Be like yeah she also loves cooking, or she is also a Christian. She has a child who is around your son's age too. Something like that

It works especially well because it's a scripted, repeatable move spot a talkative stranger, walk over together, do a quick intro "Auntie, have you met my friend Sarah? She used to go to the same church that was close your previous home have you seen her before", smile, and vanish. 9 times out of 10 they'll keep talking and forget you ever existed. You also look very NT and sociable when you do it. High IQ move.

how many people do you think will read this?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@optimisticzoomer @SomaliaSub5

 

[browncurrycel]

Will try with my malayalee relatives

 

[PrettyLights]

butter chicken ?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

butter chicken ?

Google exists for niggas like you

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Swarthy Knight

 

[reemzy]

Title. If you are at a party/ social gathering, are autist like me who hates small talk and there's some nosy auntie/cousin or some retard who is asking you too many questions and you want to dodge. Instead of just fucking off and lieing giving some awkward excuse like faking some bathroom break or the classic I have to take this call. What you can use as deflection instead is this

Pair them off with someone else. Say to them, I've just seen someone over there I must go and talk to before they leave, but have you guys met? Introduce them to that person and off you go to stuff your face with butter chicken, after that it's their problem to hold the conversation. You're not rejecting them you are just offloading your social load and "gifting" them a much more NT conversation partner. Bonus points if they share some interest like hobbie kids, cooking, religion etc. Instant 30 minute conversation that you don't need to be a part of. Be like yeah she also loves cooking, or she is also a Christian. She has a child who is around your son's age too. Something like that

It works especially well because it's a scripted, repeatable move spot a talkative stranger, walk over together, do a quick intro "Auntie, have you met my friend Sarah? She used to go to the same church that was close to the one you used to live in before you moved have you seen her before", smile, and vanish. 9 times out of 10 they'll keep talking and forget you ever existed. You also look very NT and sociable when you do it. High IQ move.

smart

 

[Swarthy Knight]

What if you don't know literally any one at the party (apart from the one person who invited you I guess)?

 

[ybuyhgui]

Your first mistake was attending the social gathering in the first place. Real men rot all day long.

you’ve still got 20,000 posts remaining until you’re truly relieved from greycel status. Get back to the grind nigger.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

What if you don't know literally any one at the party (apart from the one person who invited you I guess)?

Then you my friend are in a warzone and have no buisness being there

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Just be curry and never take baths

and you will automatically achieve this

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Your first mistake was attending the social gathering in the first place. Real men rot all day long.

you’ve still got 20,000 posts remaining until you’re truly relieved from greycel status. Get back to the grind nigger.

Its mostly my family and friends that force me to attend these gatherings. If I had my way. I'd spend all day in my room coding and watching Netflix

 

[ybuyhgui]

watching Netflix

Any recommendations? I’m unemployed and could do with a break from my rampant Japanese lesbian porn addiction to watch some telly

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Any recommendations? I’m unemployed and could do with a break from my rampant Japanese lesbian porn addiction to watch some telly

My GOAT series is Ozark. I recently watch severence if you have apple tv watch that or on some pirated stream. The new stranger things season is also decent

 

[ybuyhgui]

My GOAT series is Ozark. I recently watch severence if you have apple tv watch that or on some pirated stream. The new stranger things season is also decent

I’ll give Ozark a watch

 

[PrettyLights]

Google exists for niggas like you

why are you guys eating butter chicken tho