how to be an alpha male

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step one be ugly or autistic and try to cope later in life

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“Sorry mam, your son will come out autistic. He will get bullied and abused by your dysfunctional ass for the rest of his life.”

“If he doesn’t come out with mental retardation, he will instead come out with physical retardation.”

Step two try to find girls or friend group
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These are your friends but since you are the ugliest you will be the jokester obviously

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They are both lesbians but hug flirt with their guy friends when you are watching them from your college dorm

Step six just change your body language bro
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Prepare for shitty Zinga jokes in the comments

Step nine get jacked

Step ten get attention from gay guys

Step eleven find out your ugly as shit

Step twelve look at chad getting friends

Step 13 (two options)

option a accept everything that has happened and continue on with life

option b kill yourself and accept you are worthless piece of shit (ends here)

step fourteen find looksmax dot org


Step fifteen tell people to rate you

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Nonslayer02 Blackpill (18M) my flaws?

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The Faggot God
holy fuck so over ltn ascend to htn So Sad 😢

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superchadslayer
surgerymaxx bro Hmm 🤔

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Dickmaxx4989
Recessed jaw, over. So Sad 😢

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lunin7
over you will never get laid or have sex you are just another miserable worthless useless human being. WTF :rage:

step 16 become a rotting cel on the forum

2 years later..


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Congrats you’re officially a red cel! You are now an incel rotter forever!! 👏 (sorry im having real fun with this text interface)

step 17 death ⚰️ ☠️

option a rope

option b live until death 💀 😫


There’s no escape from being subhuman.
 

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what was this thread meant to be about again?
 
what was this thread meant to be about again?
being an alpha male parody

i was having fun with the site features tbh so this thread fell flat
 
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