How to be from the hood?

[Deleted member 3789]

What are personality traits of alpha males from the hood?


I wanna become hood

 

[TheAscendedOne]

dude I just joined and all I see is your shitthreads with 0 replies

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Be actually from the hood

 

[Deleted member 3789]

dude I just joined and all I see is your shitthreads with 0 replies

Actually I'm the best poster in psl history. Just act everyone here. I'm a psl titan

 

[didntreadlol]

dude I just joined and all I see is your shitthreads with 0 replies

Keep crying for gigachad Playboypuertorican

 

[TheAscendedOne]

Keep crying for gigachad Playboypuertorican

isn't he incel? I was told he was

 

[didntreadlol]

isn't he incel? I was told he was

he is 7'2 (confirmed)

 

[Deleted member 3789]

isn't he incel? I was told he was

Hahaha, you have a lot to learn little boy, I am a giant mulatto gigachad

 

[TheAscendedOne]

I am mulatto

over

he is 7'2 (confirmed)

abnormal, not optimal for slaying

 

[Deleted member 3789]

over

abnormal, not optimal for slaying

Keep coping hater

 

[Deleted member 5467]

no you don't

 

[Kingkellz]

What are personality traits of alpha males from the hood?


I wanna become hood

Hoodmaxxing is super duper legit

A mulatto smooth lightskin nigga with hood characteristics = unstoppable Force!

I recommend you visit your local hood near the inner cities and start balling. (You are tall so I hope you play basketball)

Befriend them, then hang out and start smoking weed with them. Finally start trapping.

You will be hood maxxed in no time

You have the presence and size all you have to do is live up to the way you look

Oh also start lifting weights you need to get jacked

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Hoodmaxxing is super duper legit

A mulatto smooth lightskin nigga with hood characteristics = unstoppable Force!

I recommend you visit your local hood near the inner cities and start balling. (You are tall so I hope you play basketball)

Befriend them, then hang out and start smoking weed with them. Finally start trapping.

You will be hood maxxed in no time

You have the presence and size all you have to do is live up to the way you look

Oh also start lifting weights you need to get jacked

Will the hood be safe for me bro or should I stay in Puerto Rican hoods?

 

[Kingkellz]

Will the hood be safe for me bro or should I stay in Puerto Rican hoods?

Both will be good for you
You decide which is more comfortable

You have the massive Height
Keep the blicky on yourself
Act like you belong there

***Don't turn and look if someone calls you anything other than you actual name/(or personal nickname).
If you do it is an immediate giveaway that you are not from the hood

 

[Alt Number 3]

Idk aren’t you already a nigger? If I saw you irl id definitely cry for my mummy

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Both will be good for you
You decide which is more comfortable

You have the massive Height
Keep the blicky on yourself
Act like you belong there

***Don't turn and look if someone calls you anything other than you actual name/(or personal nickname).
If you do it is an immediate giveaway that you are not from the hood

How do I act when I meet them? Do I dab and say "what up my g?"

 

[Kingkellz]

How do I act when I meet them? Do I dab and say "what up my g?"

Yes except for the dab part. If you are not friends with them just give them the classic head nod.

 

[Lifelet]

be black
say sheeit or muthafucka every sentence.
throw some bitch and gnomesayain in to
call friends homies
call women hos and bitches
refer to your mother as moms
don't have no dad aka pops
do lean
smoke weed and still manage to not be mellow
bust a cap
call athletes or rich people ballas
start gunfights at strip clubs
listen to rap in your car (hooptie) with a soundsystem that costs mo than the car itself
pimp yo ride with bling n sheeit
get tats no one can see becuz yo black af
fuck big booty bitches over 250 lbs, preferably 300
drink malt liquor or Hennessy
yell 5-0 when the cops come through the hood
snitches get stitches
sag yo britches

 

[dasani water]

What are personality traits of alpha males from the hood?

They post on PSL forums

 

[Swolepenisman]

444 × 250

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Thought you were Puerto Rican?

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Thought you were Puerto Rican?

I am bro, I'm gangsta

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

I am bro, I'm gangsta

Then you already hood enough

you don’t need be a retarded “hard ass thug”.

 

[Deleted member 1338]

you could always wear a hoodie...and then stand on the hood of your car. then you'd be on a hood, wearing a hoodie.