How to be NT with Android tutorial

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First of all if a girl thinks you have android it's over before it even started so you must never say you have android.

What about if she texts me and I need to text back. Well there's an easy solution to this you just need to follow this tutorial here to get imessage on your Android so that way you can text with her.


Great now when she texts you, you look like a normal human being.

If she asks why your phone looks different than iPhone just tell her it's some privacy iPhone device, that is iPhone but not as popular. Also if you use a case that has an apple logo on the back she won't even second guess you.

You just need to make sure that she never sees your real operating system. I have screenshots I downloaded from real iPhone that I keep on my phone and open before leaving my phone on the couch or something you need to secret lock your phone in the picture so she doesn't find out when you leave to the bathroom. If they mention that my phone was frozen you just say it's part of the security iPhone I have. But they never mention cause then they're basically snooping on your phone.

Just in case you must also use Android launcher that look like ios, here is a tutorial on how to set them up.


FaceTime will not work is the only issue so you just say that your front camera is broken for some reason and leave it at that.

See, it's really easy to be NT with an android phone. They won't suspect a thing and you will still be an incel deep within with Android. You get the best of both worlds.
 
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imagine frauding having an iphone jfl
 
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JUST BIY A FUCKING IPHONE
 
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Normies can call out fake supreme by a single color value being off and u think they won't be able to tell this lmao
 
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fuckkk dude i looked for this back in 2018 when I was an androidcel. i have an iphone now but I wish I Had this link back then
 
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Normies can call out fake supreme by a single color value being off and u think they won't be able to tell this lmao
Normie males can call out fake Supreme. Females don't know the difference between red and purple.
 
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Update: I’ve heard of the wemessage thing

i literally bought a iMac for it like 2 years ago. It’s not worth it at all JFL. nobody try this
 
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MUST BE SOME AMERICAN SHIT
 
Normie males can call out fake Supreme. Females don't know the difference between red and purple.
On that note, apparently women can discriminate color better than men lmao
 
By the way "how to make an android look like an iphone" lmfao the reason I have an android is iphones look like fucking crap.

My android looks like the most autistic futuristic shit with a completely non-phone looking abstact UI I partly coded and designed myself built on top of an obscure launcher and yet my phone was never ever a failo.
 
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would this subhuman increase his slay chance by having iphone?

phones are are relatively cheap, jfl at this pathetic cope,
elliot rodger had bmw didnt slay shit, chad has no driver lisence and slays
 
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just buy iphone lmao
 
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The fucking state
 
not that serious bro
 
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By the way "how to make an android look like an iphone" lmfao the reason I have an android is iphones look like fucking crap.

My android looks like the most autistic futuristic shit with a completely non-phone looking abstact UI I partly coded and designed myself built on top of an obscure launcher and yet my phone was never ever a failo.
What launcher you use, I used to use buzz launcher before it got discontinued
 
That's actually a good effort thread
Jfl at retard who refute the iphonepill...
Just put some key words in the Twitter search bar

Look at the responses. Having an android is synonym of social death
 
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What launcher you use, I used to use buzz launcher before it got discontinued
Nova or lighnting depending on what I aim for. Lightning is the more "autism" radical one
 
Iphones are cheap now, get a 7 for like 150
 
First of all if a girl thinks you have android it's over before it even started so you must never say you have android.

What about if she texts me and I need to text back. Well there's an easy solution to this you just need to follow this tutorial here to get imessage on your Android so that way you can text with her.


Great now when she texts you, you look like a normal human being.

If she asks why your phone looks different than iPhone just tell her it's some privacy iPhone device, that is iPhone but not as popular. Also if you use a case that has an apple logo on the back she won't even second guess you.

You just need to make sure that she never sees your real operating system. I have screenshots I downloaded from real iPhone that I keep on my phone and open before leaving my phone on the couch or something you need to secret lock your phone in the picture so she doesn't find out when you leave to the bathroom. If they mention that my phone was frozen you just say it's part of the security iPhone I have. But they never mention cause then they're basically snooping on your phone.

Just in case you must also use Android launcher that look like ios, here is a tutorial on how to set them up.


FaceTime will not work is the only issue so you just say that your front camera is broken for some reason and leave it at that.

See, it's really easy to be NT with an android phone. They won't suspect a thing and you will still be an incel deep within with Android. You get the best of both worlds.
Clown world.
 
just say youre a chinese asset and you have to use a huawei
 
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First world problems
 
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