How to become indian

[averagenormie]

Recommemd skin lightening creams, how to get straight hair, robust beard, thick dense eyebrows
Thanks bhais

 

[The Homelander]

Hi bhai, indian here-
I will sell you skin lightening cream bhai
If you want straight hair use hair gel
Also if you want majestic indian beard and eyebrow then don’t shave your face and don’t touch it for one year and don’t put water on it as a matter of fact don’t shower so that the water doesn’t disrupt the growth of your natural hair follicles

 

[averagenormie]

Hi bhai, indian here-
I will sell you skin lightening cream bhai
If you want straight hair use hair gel
Also if you want majestic indian beard and eyebrow then don’t shave your face and don’t touch it for one year and don’t put water on it as a matter of fact don’t shower so that the water doesn’t disrupt the growth of your natural hair follicles

Hi bhai what skin lightening cream you use? Also the hair gel? Thanks saar

 

[The Homelander]

Hi bhai what skin lightening cream you use? Also the hair gel? Thanks saar

Black to brawn skin lightener -50 rupees
Hair gel is made from special cow dung and cow breast milk -100 rupees
If you buy both i will give u discount 145 rupees total

 

[averagenormie]

Black to brawn skin lightener -50 rupees
Hair gel is made from special cow dung and cow breast milk -100 rupees
If you buy both i will give u discount 145 rupees total

I have one dollar saar

 

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[Aladin]

 

[The Homelander]

I have one dollar saar

rupees to dollar conversion 145 rupees = 4.5 cents

 

[averagenormie]

rupees to dollar conversion 145 rupees = 4.5 cents

Do you accept dollars sir?

 

[The Homelander]

Do you accept dollars sir?

Of course saar

 

[averagenormie]

Of course saar

Here take my money i hope i don't get sick tho

 

[The Homelander]

Do you accept dollars sir?

Just tell me your banking information to proceed. We accept all currency here in india

 

[The Homelander]

Here take my money i hope i don't get sick tho

No saar there is no sickness in india we are very clean and so is our cow dung

 

[averagenormie]

No saar there is no sickness in india we are very clean and so is our cow dung

Do you rub cow piss for the beard?

 

[The Homelander]

Do you ruv cow piss for the beard?

How can you say such a thing
Of course not, The cow piss is sacred and only for quenching one’s thirst

 

[averagenormie]

How can you say such a thing
Of course not, The cow piss is sacred and only for quenching one’s thirst

 

[The Homelander]

Hey, That’s me!
I’m famous!

 

[averagenormie]

Hey, That’s me!
I’m famous!